The Hilarious Church #SCHOOL RESUMPTION EDITION# EPS 31 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 

 😙WELCOME BACK TO EPS 31 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😚

#SCHOOL RESUMPTION EDITION#

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I started the semester how I am suppose to end the semester,  I don't even want to know how I will look like ending the semester. 

No matter how much this devil as an excuse for education wants to end my life..I will forever keep my eyes above the hills.I will climb past the 7 mountains, swim across the 7 oceans and fly over 7 volcanoes

Hmmm...Jesus is literally the answer to my Project, Economics, Animal Production and Statistics test and exam😭

I know we all have relatable moments like this. Mine is in statistics class😭😭, I just shout a hallelujah when he asks if anyone has a question😭😭

Let me let you in on a little secret shhhh🙊..Some answers to toughest Assignments, Test, and Examination questions😲 are found In the bible, even your project😂😧, yes I said it. So many of you have heard stories like this, and some think I am capping, but before you conclude!!! Why don't you try it out first, you either literally see the answer or the holy spirit convicts you with a verse that explains the whole course to you 😲and you will even be asking yourself ahah, boya I am the one that invented this course, cause why do I understand this so well😌😎🙆..All in all...In our Academic confusion, in all our book confusion remember to read your bible and asides trying to get answers, keep your relationship with the one who loves you more than anything👫👬.

I am cutting my project..what am I saying??? I am dropping out of school, join me in this revolution (you are on your own ooo😭😭). Your education is not part of it go drink some water.

To everyone out there who needs healing in his/her G.P.A, I won't only get you the hem of his garment, I will get you the whole garment cause some actually need not only the whole garment, some need to drink Jesus blood along side😭😭.

So you resume school and when it is exam time, that is when you know that somebody out there, Jesus in particular has told you he loves you and that is when you go pick up your bible to read and start praying and telling him to make you pass your exams☺. Sanu!!! Weldon!!! Let us judge this case, if you were Jesus, would you answer yourself?? How many times have we all complained that someone comes to meet us only when they need us and we say that out of pain cause it is just wrong and that's not how it is mean't to work🙅. But if your best Friend or someone who you have a very close relationship with asks you for something you would immediately answer right?? So yes, that's the same thing here, you don't go abandoning God and come back when you need something, God is merciful yes, but it doesn't always work like that😔. Always have it in mind to have him close and love him and build a relationship with him so that even before you open your mouth to speak he has heard and answered you😌.

Okay so that picture background has so many books of the bible with the chapters telling you NOT TO BE AFRAID🙅. The whole school and education whatever is a very scary thing...I mean me myself I am scared cause obviously there is a lot on my plate and we just want to come out with the best and we feel like we are trying so hard yet it is not enough. Today, Jesus is telling you, telling me not to be afraid, and as long as we have him there is nothing to worry about. I mean he knows how we are afraid of so many things school inclusive that he has like written all over the bible telling us to just calm down and not freak out😲. So today you have a word of encouragement😌 from God telling you to go ahead and be calm,😌 everything will be okay and you also don't leave him behind😒.

So in all these light!!! Happy Resumption😭😭😂😂...Go ahead and be positive, knowing that in all, you would end it all fine and good. I love you all😙💜 but Jesus loves you more❤

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😭😭Look at me I am so happy to resume.

The Hilarious Church..EPS 30 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 

 😙WELCOME BACK TO EPS 30 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😚

HAPPY MAMA'S DAY TO THE WONDERFUL AND HARD-WORKING MOMS OUT THERE .....HAPPY MAMA'S DAY TO MAMA MALLUM..YOU ARE THE REAL MVP FOR TODAY

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But really, if I was Isaac I would develop trust issues there and there and would never trust Abraham again...cause if I am not careful God can change his mind and tomorrow it will be throw your son Isaac over the cliff😑

Adam: No Papa...God: OPEN THAT MOUTH OF YOURS YOU LITTLE CREATION....I'd still beat Grandma eve in my first 30mins of entering heaven. As soon as I am in, the ultimate search begins and when I find her oulala...I Just know I will be the first to enter detention when I make it in there.

Is it just me hearing..Go Pope oo it's your birthday, do it like it's your birthday#doing the whole dj jazz thing

#Coughs..Coughs

No now😂😂😂BUT OUR FOREVER MVP REMAINS JESSSSSUUUUSSSS!!!!! #Dancing the Bata

A Declaration into your life.....Amen🙌

All in All I'd rather be seen as an idiot who follows Jesus and doesn't have a life and be hated for it...Than be a loved wise woman with a life and go to hell..Who should I rather please? God or Man?

That's why I will always emphasize the fact that as Christians we are meant to love everyone❤👫👭👬 ..Jesus taught us to Love our neighbours as ourselves..it doesn't matter what they have done😲!! still love them regardless,😌 *Matthew 7 :: NIV. "Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?* He tells us not to Judge🙅, it is not on us too, we are meant to Love,leave the rest for God and only when we show Love do we reflect the image of God. In Luke 7:36-50..God didn't kick the Woman who came to wash his feet, cause she had sin in her!! No he was patient enough to let her do all what she wanted to do and saw the soberness and reflections she was in and Forgave her, imagine he had kicked her, man that would have been a different story and it wouldn't have portrayed Jesus as the merciful God he is. Who are we to see others as more unrighteous as we are??😒..Our only weapon is Love❤and Kindness😚 and we have to kill them with that🔪🔫❤❤. Loving them also doesn't me we support the sinful act🙅, so before you go on hating a Sinner out there, look at yourself first and remember to Love. Love conquers all no be lie, you will get them to board Jesus boat if you show them Love. 🙌😙❤

Still supporting what I Wrote earlier...Jesus didn't go through all of that, so we can be like those who persecuted him😯. He went through all of that so we won't be like those who persecuted him to end up persecuting others😔. How many times have we watched Jesus movies and felt like "if I should handle this soldier's and Pharisees ehn their own is finished!!😠" Yet everyday we act like those same Pharisees and persecutors to other people. Well that's not fair😔. Even if they are deserving of it ..it is not on us too Persecute them..Love them and kill them with kindness❤. We really all need Love, I wish we could all give it out, the world would be a better place to Live in,  cause really if you would look at crimes that are committed, 100 percent won't be done if we all Loved each other sincerely, Like the bible said the greatest of all is Love❤..No lies.

😂😭...Okay the Immigrant and poor part went too far..but all in all..After reading what I wrote earlier ..I think we should know how to deal with these kind of Topics...Love them all!! Non-Exempted..He didn't stutter. But for real God said you should Love, who are you to disobey or tell him what to do?? Nawaoo, Will you Follow Command my Friend, he didn't ask for your opinion..if i hear Pim!!!

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On this Love regard, you can choose to Love your sister(Me) today oo, Times are hard😭😭

The Hillarious Church..EPS 29 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 

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I still feel Peter went back to heaven and told God to still punish the chicken and give him an ancestral curse for making his life flash before his eyes during Jesus's torture😭😭

Jesus like yoooo....haha I bet you can't Doc. I gave them the permanent Apple to stay away from you...THE APPLE OF LIFE..#Aggressive drum roll

The termites?? IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE MOSQUITOES!!!...But wait you mean the mosquitoes flew in too?? 

Assuming Jesus was brought up in the hood

God has a very big sense🙊 of humour darlings..Christianity isn't bondage okay..live like you are in your papa's house.😋..don't tie 😒that face up cause one somebody told you to always be sober in Christ, Smile😁 Oluchi..Jesus wants that too..There is time for everything....You are scaring people, or saying you will die in poverty😲 because money is the root of all evil...Chibuzo go and read your bible again, because first of all it says "the Love of money is the root of all evil" and ask the holy spirit to analyse it for you..come on for real so many people have read the bible upside down..God didn't create an army, he is not running a military..he created us as his kids to relax and enjoy him💃.

But when we mean have some fun..don't go do the fun part of sin,😨 Okay!! have fun in Christ and not fun in the devil, Sin is still Sin!!!😤..so don't go killing people for fun Oluchi or Polluting your body for fun Chibuzo and any other thing God is against...Just live and relax in Christ of course.Don't worry the holy spirit is always there to guide you..and if you haven't gotten him yet..You still can!!! it is never ever too late.😊

I have heard a lot of people say, "once you have received God😌, that's it, that's the final thing, no matter what you do you will still make it to heaven, you have already declared that you know God and what he stands for, that's your key👌 ". Now darling, #Arranging my hands on the table#..I don't know how to break it to you but ..uhmm..NO!!😲NO!!..that's not how it works😒. It's like you are saying this; we have laws that govern us not to do wrong, but cause you have walked up to the judge and told him "😩Hey Judge..yea so I have acknowledge you are the judge and I have acknowledged the laws so yea, I will still break the laws you know and you won't punish me cause I have acknowledged that. Now does that make any sense to you? Do you expect a "😀oh hey citizen, thanks for acknowledging all that, I am so glad..for that you can go ahead and break all the laws I won't punish you and jail you " ...Cause that's technically what you are telling God.. I have acknowledged you are God but still I will and can sin and you won't punish me and I will still make it to heaven, cause I already know you are God...ma'am/sir you need some bible rehabilitation sessions, cause your thinking straight is questioned. Even Satan believes in Jesus but no way is he getting inside the Kingdom. You can know God from today till the end of the world but that won't guarantee you anything, till you start acting right and leaving your old habits and walking in his ways...and that's on period😑🔒

Romans 6:23

For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. 

And that's why there is no escaping your punishment.

The friends you walk with matter a whole lot👬👭👫. So many situations will arise and really it is the effort of your friends that will either take you out of it or make the situation worse. You have friends that all you do is everything not good😬, you really think they will help you with good? Cause I doubt they know what that word means. Then there are the "my friends are bad but me I am good"😒 Oluchi if you stand in the gap for them, how sure are you that they would for you and bad company corrupts good manners, slowly but surely if you don't leave you will turn to one of them. We need friends that can stand in and have Faith on behalf of us, we need friends that will stand in the gap and Pray for us, we need friends that will sincerely go the extra mile for us...we ourselves are friends to people.. how are we? How is our character? We need to talk to ourselves also...CHANGE BEGINS WITH ME.🙌

To all my friends, family and eyes reading this, I really Pray you do💜

And it is the most beautiful Love story Ever❤

Belated Women's Day to Every Woman out there, you are doing great for real💜...Apart from the ones that are planning to poison Oluchi because of Chibuzo, they will catch all of you.

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The Hillarious Church..EPS 28 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 

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Jurassic Pope..if you look above we have the Frilled Lizard😭 and under we have the Frilled Pope..⚠Thread cautiously, Sprays Holy Venom😭

Bad dum tss🎶

Just an indirect message : Signed Management 😭😭

No they didn't photoshop Him at the back😭

Why did this just fit so right😂😂...Video credit: Oloruntoba Joshua & Alaba Ifeoluwa 

He showed us that it is okay to break down, to feel pain, to feel broken , all those emotions doesn't make you weak, it just shows that you are human and Jesus in His human form potrayed that. But it is not okay that in all that, you be consumed by it and give up, for your resurrection will come and everthing you have lost will come alive again and in double fold.

For real, we just want to show you the freedom, peace, love, Joy and everything beautiful we experience and we were taught to Love and share and this Is what we are trying to do. Sending you all my sincere Love💜  

Jesus will never let you go, ever!! He is always there and will forever continue to be there👫👬 

That is why you should not worry. Crazy things are happening to us and around us, It seems like we are just unfortunate and God has forgotten about us. But today, Jesus has that to tell you. It's hard to hold on, but please just try to keep holding His hands, one thing I know is Jesus will never let you go.

Nothing beats the Love Jesus has for us..how many of us can still make crazy sacrifices for people we know talkless of people we don't even know and not even expect anything in return? Just doing things out of pure love?  

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