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Saturday, January 18, 2025

The Hilarious Church EPS 88 (My Sunday Christian Memes)


HEAVEN IS MY HOME,
I'M JUST HERE RECRUITING GUYS.
PLEASE, JOIN ME IN RECRUITING MORE HOUSEMATES, SO WE CAN GET TO WINE AND DINE IN OUR NUMBERS AND NOT JUST US ALONE.

REMEMBER THE MORE THE MERRIER 🥂 



He actually gave you His when he died for you on the cross.
So if you are tired of yours, please kindly ask Him for His own that is already on standby waiting for you to just ask. 

 
Your sins are washed away!!!
Yes, even that one that seems like God can never forgive, He has washed it.
Yes, even that one that you knowingly and intentionally go back to, because you feel you can't help it or are "addicted" to, he can forgive it (but hey, you have to come into true repentance with Christ and take serious actions to stop that sin, it's not like Jesus can't forgive it, but if you always go with the mentality that "oh Jesus will forgive me for it", while that is true, you still commit "willful sin" and that's another sin on its own and a scenario in which you die while sinning, what happens then????).
It's better not to take things for granted, seek as much help as you need to stop that sin of addiction.
Addiction is a prison and we don't all like prisons now do we?

A lot goes on in our minds, our minds can be so chaotic, so noisy, so busy that it fails to hear the voice of God. Sometimes, it's a problem of not even knowing what the voice of God sounds like. But today, I'm here to tell you that God's isn't a God of confusion and He wouldn't confuse you into having to struggle for you to discern which voice is His. Once you hear the voice of the Lord, you undoubtedly know it's His. 
And I pray along with you, that may God silence your thoughts so you can hear what He has to say to you.

As agreed, we have our inner conflicts, confusions, mind noise and chaos, sometimes it's a sin that makes us to unintentionally run away from God. On so many levels we don't want to "run away" from God, but it gets to a point where you feel like you are too "dirty" to stand in the presence of God and you are just there not exactly without the presence of God and not also fully in the presence of God, because you don't want to leave God cause obviously you know you can't go anywhere 😂, and you are also not in God's presence because you feel unworthy. So you are there just living😂, not sinning (cause you are making evident moves to stop) while acknowledging that God is creator and king, at the same time not strengthening your life with God.
You are just there living righteous but not Holy😂.
It could be a an actual fight with God, like you are actually in that questioning and asking God for explanations phase😂, and you are not in good terms with God because you think he has "failed" (God never fails) to answer your heart requests), all the while still acknowledging that God is good and of his existence and reference, if you all get what I mean 
But in all that struggle, the good thing is, first in your heart of hearts, you know God is God and no one comes next to him. Two, it's a you and God struggle, even though you feel like you are far away from him, cause that's not how you would want your relationship to be, but still you are there in his presence with him fully acknowledging you and even in that struggle, you are still in his hands.

See how the second persons eyes looks angry and confused...that's how you easily identify someone without Jesus 😂.
Very angry people 😂, they always have no joy, no peace, they act like they are being pursued, they enjoy the misery of others (as I am saying this, some of you are picturing some people in your head, but it's okay I don't judge😂). Now if you don't want to be that person, accept Jesus Christ today, let him be your peace, joy and assurance of things that are seen and yet to be seen, so you don't be the one someone else will have in mind when talking about unnecessarily angry people😭.

Let it all go!!!
Let go and Let God.
Just like the picture shows, everything you have decided to carry and hold on to instead of God will only sink you and drown you and I'm sure you know what happens when someone drowns yea?
I almost drowned in a swimming pool when I was much younger and it wasn't a nice feeling😂, so nope, I don't want to drown.
I'ma just hold on to God's hand and let everything go.

And you will do that great assignment God has in store for you in Jesus Name,Amen.
It really doesn't matter how small, or how low class or how incompetent you might feel doing what you are doing. When it's time for you to shine and let God work in your life, nothing else you did or cannot do won't matter anymore.
You are not wasting your time, you are not wasting away, you are not insignificant, something good and something great will come out of you at the end, no matter how long it takes.
Just let go and let God!!!

Whilst, yes we want easy lives and God will also provide easy lives for us Christians, it's not all a walk in the park.
So many times in our lives it's going to be like a swim across the Atlantic while having to fight the 7 headed leviathan take 5 golden tooth from each of them, crossing the volcano afterwards and walk without sinking on top of the larva while fetching water from the ocean in a bucket to quench the erupting volcano at the same time running up the mountain Everest to pluck clouds and run back down to bury them on the ground and make sure a tree grows from the chunks of clouds you buried after running up and down like 1,567,7555, 777 times.
And in the end you just smile and hardly even remember you went through all that, because as impossible as it was you achieved all, cause God was with you and you are just happy to be still be counted amongst the living 😂.

Sighs, it's not easy I tell you.
You will see a lot, but then the joy is having to go back home not alone, but with millions of friends, s your stay forever at home will not be lonely and boring but full of feats (quite literally)

You areeeeeeee...
So make sure you attend the closest Bible believing church near you today.
And remember to tell someone today that Jesus Loves them..
#making joyful noises with my mouth 😂


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