The Hilarious Church EPS 87 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 I HOPE WE ARE ALL ENJOYING OUR NEW YEAR?

WELCOME TO ANOTHER LOVELY TIME IN GOD'S PRESENCE TODAY.

(Throwing you all godly kisses😂😘)

Give up laz, there is no evidence 😭

The devil ain't worth your time!!!
Assimilate that statement, understand it and know peace.
Temptations always look like the best thing that can happen to you at that moment, but trust me it's the worst and one of the biggest rewards for it is guilt.
I don't know about you but one thing I dislike is feeling guilty!!!

And that's why Jesus came 2058 years ago(if my maths is mathing 😂), because if it was now😭, I think it would have been the first and the last coming 😭.

Everything this write up said 🥹♥️
He is just that obsessive lover, who would die (well he already literally died😂) for you

Forever ☀️ 

I always want to remind you that it's never by your own power nor will nor intelligence.
It's always been God, especially when you were going through those hardest moments, it was at that point he carried you on his back or wings... whichever😂. 
You were used to always seeing two pairs of footprints on the floor on your walk with Jesus and in those troubled moments you saw just a pair and you felt oh, Jesus has abandoned me, no no no Lovelings, that pair that you saw wasn't yours, it was that of Jesus, because you were on his back the whole time. He was saving you and taking care of you from the perils of the rough road.

Just pause and imagine this being said to you on the final day.....
The Joy oh my Father in Heaven,
Omo I'll just die from happiness, well I can't die since it's judgement 😂, but my point is, I would be so filled with Joy, I'll help Micheal and the Arch of Angels kill the devil and his minions in the final battle after the rapture 😭.

One day, I promise 🥹♥️ 
It's meant to be right now actually, if you'd calm down and look at how Good God has been in your life, but let's just say your life troubles are too overwhelming and are clouding your eyes, so much that you are failing to see that you being alive alone, breathing in free oxygen without assistance is His grace and not because you are Gojo Satoru ( not like Gojo is any mightier😭, but you get my point),You will know and do well to count and appreciate your days.

Only God's word can save you, not the man in the bush under a tree, not your CCTV, not the police, not your electric fence, not your pastor, not your dog and not anything you think I should have mentioned.
Come off it.

Read and know your Bible today.
#starts whispering#
As a non Christian reading this, don't you think it would be nice if you just...you know, sneakily downloaded the Bible app (I recommend "you version") and just read Revelation (it's the last book of the Bible), aren't you curious to just know what it even says? Start reading from chapter 4..shhhh no ones gonna know. I won't tell cross my heart. 

God's love is like oxygen, always available, it never runs out. It finds you in every corner.
Unless you are the one that goes to hide yourself in an airtight container, then for that one me I cannot help you 😭