The Hilarious Church..EPS 34 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 

 😙WELCOME BACK TO EPS 34 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😚

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Video Credit:¶ Mallum Anuma ¶...I really feel an opportunity should have been given to Uriah in heaven to have a duel with David, and God should weaken David so Uriah can beat the hell out of him...#JusticeforUriah

Video credit:¶Nwankwo Jospehine¶....Honestly speaking, unless you don't have the holy spirit in you, there is always that pang, that heaviness in your heart, the confliction, the uncertainty that what you want to do is not right...and that right there is the Holy spirit...You don't need to see the blinding lights💥, the oh Holy figure👼 or fire burning🔥 to give you a sign that what you are about to do is wrong🙅..that simple feeling of you feeling "somehow" about what you want to do is Him. When you can't freely do what you want to do with a clean conscience then why do it? it may seem plausible at that moment but in the Long run it is not.

 Additionally, Disobeying the Holy spirit has a lot of consequences you should run from..I mean we disobey our parents and get punished for that how much more God??? Lol you really wanna offend God? 

Video Credit:¶ Nwanko Josephine¶....So of course God won't say that obviously 😂😂...but how many times have we repeated "God thank you for today" multiple times in prayers... I'm just trying to imagine the faces of our guardian angels trying to make an excuse for us as to why we are on repeat😂.

Video Credit: ¶Ibrahim Suleiman¶ ...Nahhh but Potiphar's wife was really aggressive 😂😂. That was an almost rape ma'am, cause why were you able to get a hold of his shirt and then have it as a souvenir??😂😂 

The story of guys carrying more than 4 chairs at a time while moving them will forever be epic, especially to girls...no you can't tell me as a girl in your teenage years you never gawked at a guy who can carry so many chairs...I remember how me and my friends will stare and be like "omg he is carrying 6 chairs at a time" .. screaming "he is carrying 8 chairs omg he must be so powerful"...To Impress a young church girl just carry more than 4 chairs at a time...I promise you even if she won't crush on you she will respect you 😂😂😂...(yes I am bursting our secrets open 😂 carrying more than 4 chairs at a time is a spec criteria😂)

Yassss...the duel of who is stronger between men among young church girls is in stacking and carrying plenty number of chairs...Show us how powerful you are com'on..carry them chairs and stack them really high😂😂

If you are not marrying me after our first date, Obletraite out of my alignment 🤣🤣💔

Meme Credit: ¶Adeniyi Temitope¶...Sometimes we exaggerate some things that happen to us a lot, I mean we are humans and we always want things to work out our way and because they don't Omg "God you are the meanest!!! How can you do this to me??"  But I am here to remind you that "You are nothing but Pencils in the hand of the Creator"🤣🤣🤣🤣..if you want to pencil yourself and draw a really nice sunset with butterflies and pretty flowers, but God said no I am gonna draw a fish like a 3 year old with you....you have no choice but to draw that fish...In short you can't get rid of Inconveniences and storms no matter how big or small, but you can learn to relax and trust God in every inconvenience and storm cause guess what?? You are in the storm with Jesus and wherever there is a storm Jesus does what? He calms it!!!!

No way 🤣🤣🤣💔💔😭😭😭
He sure didn't see that coming

Proverbs 3:5-6 says, “Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make straight your paths.”
Allowing God to be your guide begins with a commitment to trust and he will never ever ever Disappoint you I PROMISE YOU!!!

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