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Saturday, May 27, 2023

The Hilarious Church..EPS 40 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  


😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 40 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😘

Yaaayyyyy..Episode 40🥹 wow..

#picks up mic

 I just want to say it has been God all through and I want to appreciate him for every new wisdom he gave me every Sunday to spread his word in Hilarious ways 

To celebrate a new era😭..era🤣💔 ..The Hilarious Church has started..drum rolls please 🥁...

The Hilarious quizzz!!! yippey yay yoyo🤣🤣🤣

So the hilarious quiz would be at the end of  every Sunday post...

Please do comment your answers in the comment section (some people have been having problems commenting, if you have any issue regarding that please don't fail to contact me, thank you Lovelies).

WINNERS and ANSWERS to the quiz will be announced the upcoming Sundays following a preceding quiz.

And on lucky days we might just give out something mysterious, nice and Hilarious to winners. Please stay tuned and don't fail to participate please..thank you..mptwah😘

Credits to all the meme owners,💜

You can send in your memes and get featured.

Instagram handle: manomsi_mallum

G-mail: shuga5179@gmail.com

Thank you 

@Nwankwo Josephine 


Gentlemen I bring to you another way to sweep that sister of her skirt (feet)

OMG..you don't mean it!!!!!... Uriah my friend??....Make I just catch David and Bathsheba for heaven, no I will talk to Uriah first on how he wants his justice served

Aww that's so cute, but don't worry we over here either part the water body or walk on it, there is no in-between 

This scripture has taunted me... like all I need is rest, I am not wicked Lord I just want to rest 

😭😭...that is why he should hurry and come and find me fast, because ahh



And that's on period 

Bigger than any of it ...just lay it all to him and he will save you..there is no sin too big or too toxic for him not to deal with and wipe..hold his hands and you guys start walking along, it might be baby steps but trust me it's gonna become Goliath steps at the end

That one true friend who has literally died for us


Take a wild guess!!! Anyone??
Drop your answers in the comment section .



           😭😭😭😭God was really done with them

 Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)

Saturday, May 20, 2023

The Hilarious Church..EPS 39 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 

Yes you..of course you...take that leading now and go and pray ..you know you are due for it.

But really I don't know what you probably have been burdened with for a while now, Just take today to really pray about it, I am no prophetess but I can tell you in faith that God's gonna come through for you after you have laid it all down. I join my faith with yours and may it be so in Jesus Name Amen.

Yes Episode 40 is nextweek🤭 and our highly anticipated is coming up next.
I will see you all next week and I love you all 



Saturday, May 13, 2023

The Hilarious Church..EPS 38 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 

😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 38 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😘

Thank you for dropping by you deserve a reward, Just drop your name on the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

Please feel free to comment, share, follow and subscribe.💜💜😙

Incase I am missing something please tell me.


You can send in your memes and get featured.

Instagram handle: manomsi_mallum

G-mail: shuga5179@gmail.com

Thank you 

Every Lotion in Nigeria during the Harmattan 😭

Aisle 4 Please!!!!

I have flipped over a New page...Gloraayy🙌🏾

Guilty as charged...I really be searching the most random things at midnight

😭😭😭😭No now

That's right it's you munchky chuky it's you... awww look at those cheek of yours...That's right he came for you and Me and you and Me andddd youuuuu 

Loud it Boy ..ow no YOU CAN'T SHUT JESUS DOWN..and that's on Period. 

The word of God a day keeps the Devil Away. Other Benefits...
Boosts Knowledge Immune system,
Boost spiritual Agility,
Boost Spiritual Fertility,
Cures Cancer,
24/7 Protection from devil germs,
Soul Cleansing,
Promotes Wisdom and Understanding.

Knowing the difference between RIGHT AND ALMOST RIGHT. Sometimes you don't always have to be torn between wrong and right...sometimes it's between what's so close to being right it can pass for a right and what's actually right. I believe that's like the hardest decision to make, being caught between two seemingly right options but have to pick between which is right between the rights, and that's where the spirit of discernment comes in. Okay smarty pants you are so wise you know you can be able to pick the better one when such moments come but no no that's not how it works. It's not just mere looking and weighing that makes you feel you can pick or picked the right choice no!! Sometimes there are hidden puzzles inside each right choice that you need the discerning spirit to help you solve in order for you to be on the right track and pick right choices from right choices. 

The One Truth that's Truthing out there.

Something New Coming Soon, right on this Hilarious Church Platform, it will be Hilarious too🤸🏾‍♀️🤭. ...ANTICIPATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🤭🤭🤭🤸🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️

Or can you guess what it might be? I'd love to know what you think in the comment section😂😂

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)

Saturday, May 6, 2023

The Hilarious Church..EPS 37 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 

😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 37 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😘

Thank you for dropping by you deserve a reward, Just drop your name on the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

Please feel free to comment, share, follow and subscribe.💜💜😙

Incase I am missing something please tell me.


You can send in your memes and get featured.

Instagram handle: manomsi_mallum

G-mail: shuga5179@gmail.com

Thank you 

@Ibrahim Suleiman

@ Nwankwo Josephine 

He is lieeinnnnnggggggg!!!!!!..

Every single time and in that quick 1 second you have tried to analyse if that is how the trumpet sounds like, then it hit you that you should be asking for forgiveness so you can quickly enter with all the people that will elevate at that moment😭

It is always the fan 😭, and I still do it till now😭...and on the day I am analysing, and I am not under a fan myself I thank God, but if I am, I start looking for the most crooked ones that are liable to fall first..ehhh😭😭

Never follow your father to an Unknown place ..unless you will become a redemption for your father's sins😭😭.
Abeg ooo dey follow your papa oo..go and have a picnic on that mountain, don't worry as you are about to be sliced God will provide😭

The devil can't even 

This is what I am writing for 513 tomorrow ...Because sir only Jesus is the answer to your questions


Loving you unconditionally!!!!!

This is so me rn...worried about my exams, I mean Jesus is literally telling me not be worried, but I am still leaning on my own understanding, and looking at my own capacity, when trusting Him means not leaning on my own power but Jesus' power which is the superpower, and leaning on Jesus Capacity means that the deed is done, cause omo we are talking about Jesus Capacity...what can be bigger? What can that capacity not do? He will turn all the question marks my Prof has put on my answer sheet to 7 😭😭🤲🏾


I mean food is more important at some crucial points now😭😭😭. But actually, already in my classroom we need a microphone before each of us can hear and a microphone for a church Congregation ..now that's 5 thousand!!! That's a Mighty Miracle there..only Jesus can.


!!!!!!!!


So I will be starting something New Soon, right on this Hilarious Church Platform, it will be Hilarious too🤸🏾‍♀️🤭. ...ANTICIPATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🤭🤭🤭🤸🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️
Or can you guess what it might be? I'd love to know what you think in the comment section😂😂


Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.


Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)

The Hilarious Church EPS 92 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

Since it's still love month, a post valentine message wouldn't hurt now would it? I believe this is a beautiful biblical template, t...