The Hilarious Church..EPS 44 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 44 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😘

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 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

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I come from a place of violence this morning.

People really be testing me Jesus...I don't know if I can hold on much longer.

They be trippin Jesus ....The humans you made in your image are breaking the mirror and identifying as earthworms.

Just a little sprinkle of violence here and spice there..nothing much.

AND BOTH OF THEM WILL FIND YOU

          Was that too much to ask for??...#Deep Inhalation Grandma Eve, becareful when you see me in heaven cause you might just return back to earth. 😭😭I don't deserve all these things I have been facing.

😭😭😭Return them Asap Robber

No matter how that past must have hurt or may look like it has ruined your future, there is someone who is bigger and guess what??? he is excited to take it from where you left it. Just hand It over to him..it is really that simple,all you have to do is acknowledge that Jesus is King and walk in his own path and darling you are good to go. Honestly, there is really nothing you have done that he can't forgive, trust me, trust JESUS more importantly.

 

For EVERYBODY!!! it doesn't matter who you are, He died for you and He loves you like crazy.

On Today's Hilarious Quiz 😂😂

Answer to the last Hilarious Quiz 😭😭
 y'all should not kill me with your answers
 I be seeing a lot of what in the world answers🤣🤣

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The Hilarious Church..EPS 43 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 43 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😘

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY💐 TO THE WONDERFUL MEN OUT THERE WHO ARE ACTUALLY UPHOLDING THIS TITLE, ONE OF THEM BEING MR MALLUM MY FATHER🥹❤️♥️..I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH DADDY..when God was creating Dad's he gave you extra of everything and made you exceptional and the BEST THERE IS. I pray for you sweety that all the blessings deserving of a father by God is granted upon you In Jesus Name..I love you Papa🤗

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Thank you for dropping by you deserve a reward, Just drop your name on the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

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@Nwankwo Josephine

@Mallum Anuma 

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This is too accurate in the sense that the drug names are just funny and complicated and at the end you just start making incantations

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Yes, he will take you back but his gifts just glitters but it is garbage 🗑️ and only Jesus still has the real gold 🪙🥇

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So you sit there awkwardly and pretend like you weren't even in the mood to turn in the first place

                  

                 🤣🤣🤣🤣This is Hilarious 

I agree with you Paul 😭😭

Most times we actually just miss the point. The Point is to exact FAITH in that really dangerous period and hold on to God by the hem of his garment, but we try to apply our wisdom and logic and one thing we all know is God doesn't work with logic..
He Literally is the God of impossibilities. So next time when you are in the position where everything looks impossible, don't use logic use Faith.

Bad dum tss 🥁...
The best remedy...
The shepherd will take control of the issue that is warranting the sleeplessness and grant unto you the peace  you need to have a sound sleep
(And on normal occasions sometimes, it's the fastest to way actually sleep😭😭..you didn't hear this from me though😭😭)

No matter how deep that cut/Injury might have been, God is bigger.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today's Hilarious Quiz🤣...
Please drop your answers in the comment..
I always look forward to all your answers 🤣🤣 they are just hilarious

So quite a few number of people actually got this right..I won't post simple ones again😂😂

Winners are:

@Oluwaleye Isaac

@Esuga Jemuel

@Mallum Anuma

@Mallum Natema

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The Hilarious Church..EPS 42 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 42 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😘

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Thank you for dropping by you deserve a reward, Just drop your name on the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

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@Adedayo Glorious

@Oloruntoba Joshua

It is the name specification for me😭😭...the accuracy to this post though..Most ladies become avengers and can suddenly change the man😭. Stop that clownery today please and remove that yoke from your neck now.....Faith I hope you are hearing me😭😭

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Literally..I like that fact that it is the Holy communion they are announcing.

Bad dum tss🥁🪘...The ingredient you need for a balanced diet.

I really would have loved to see the confusion in his face😭😭

Life without Jesus in a picture. It's complete chaos y'all...it's total chaos and miserablity (Just burrow me the English for today)..in short your life will be upside down you might think you got your act together but ou baby trust me you don't.
So get Jesus today and have an aesthetic looking picture.

Bigger than it all!!!... don't let it think it can weigh you down, tell it you have a God way bigger than it multiplied by infinity. So stop overthinking it and just show it God and watch it bow down to who will humble it.
Lay that insecurity/insecurities on God's laps today.

He died for everyone of us..the worse of the worstest (dash me this English) he died for who we would extinct from humanity cause of how bad they are..he literally died for we sinners.
You and me and the other person beside the tree(don't ask me)

With the one who sincerely loves you, the one who loves you die. Making out time to hang out with Jesus does a lot more than you can think and it also says a lot about you to God. I mean as a human I would give preferential treatment to someone who gives me preferential treatment too. If your prayers and cries aren't coming the way you want it, it doesn't mean you necessarily have someone pursuing you from your village, sometimes it depends on how close enough you are to God, are you also worth him dropping his everyday buisness for at that instant? 
In short the way you would build your relationship with a person and make out close friends from just aquintances is the same way God makes out his close friends from just passerbys and obvious when the time for answering request comes who do you think he would answer first?

Ouuuu Today's Hilarious Quiz!!!
Drop your answers let's see how hilarious you can be😂😂

Answer to the last Hilarious Quiz 😂😂

 

                     Gloooorraaayyyyyyyyy 🙌🏾 😂

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The Hilarious Church..EPS 41 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 41 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😘

Answer to the last Hilarious Quiz is up

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Thank you for dropping by you deserve a reward, Just drop your name on the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

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Thank you 

The full armor of God Chibuzo😒

I thought it was just me😭...I hear a trumpet like sound and I just go God forgive me for all my sins😭😭like that last minute prayer is meant to save me!!.it's not even last minute when it's literally game over😭

Me for the past 6 months😭😭

It is always that one time when you forget 😭💔 and most times I just want to break their heads, cause why are you making me look very bad😭😭..so it is me that doesn't want God to bless my food too and pray I am not poisoned??... So you just hang with the food in your mouth and pray with it so that the one you have already swallowed will not kill you.

Can I ask them to customize this seat for me😭😭..cause some days I am not just feeling like turning..I am sorry neighbour
Church chairs for introverts though😂

And he will happily rebuild you and make you even stronger than you thought you were. I will never get tired of telling you that God is never tired of coming to your aid ever. NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCE.

And everything that comes with you... You don't have to be perfect ...he loves you with all your blemishes and imperfections..but it doesn't mean you should still hold on to the bad things that come with you...let it go..give it up to God let him handle it while you are also working hard to let go.

God is bigger than each one of them...none is too big to occupy the space of God or make you think God can't handle it or forgive you or make you stop that addiction. See guy just leave it to God..like be intentional about it, call God and drop it for him. God is bigger than everything you feel is bigger than the world on your head...#in a black American's accent.. He's so big he make sin's mama cry.

Only JESUS IS THE WAY, THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE!!!! JOHN 14:6

Ouuuu lala...let me know what you guys think.in the comment section.

Soooooo..the Long anticipated answer to our last quiz is outttttt🤣🤣🤣🤣
I received hilarious answers from different social media links..some weere so close yet so far.. but none got the answer. So we have no winner😭😭


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