The Hilarious Church..EPS 53 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 53 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😘

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 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

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Oh yes you reading this🤭🤭

If I deck eve😑😑... #controlling myself#  Eve, if I see you on the road in heaven ehn...let me not just catch you.

No Noah you didn't 😭

Only if you knew Priscilla 😭😭

What is that???..He must have all the pieces 🧩..not one not two, ALL THE PIECES!!!!..You can't come to God and give him just one part of your heart and make him heal you!!! You have to give all..I mean all of it ..so he can mend it..or better still, to discard it on your behalf, where you won't go and pick it up again and give you a brand new one.

Oh yes being a member of God's kingdom has so many privileges...A gold crown 👑, Your own mansion( comes customized to your taste), a never ending feast, an everlasting life to enjoy it all and billions of other beautiful benefit. When you can have all these goodness, why now go for fire, torture, gnashing of teeth, darkness, regret and a lot of terrible things???

I mean don't you also want good things for yourself? Vip treatment??
Aren't you a baby girl or a baby boy??..don't you want to be pampered?? Don't you want to be taken care off?

Awww, stawwpp..you are making me shy🙈
But my own picture Sha is bigger than that of all of you 

You haven't seen nothing yet Satan.
We christians are the church.
Matthew 16:18 and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

I need me some Jesus in comfy sneakers 🥹...cause I know he is about to go all out to make me feel comfortable with whatever is I am passing through.

On Today's Episode of the hilarious Quiz

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Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)

The Hilarious Church..EPS 52 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

   

😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 52 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😘

Answer to the last Hilarious Quiz is up

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Thank you for dropping by you deserve a reward, Just drop your name on the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

Please feel free to comment, share, follow and subscribe.💜💜😙

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Oh no Amal😭...but wait come to think of it!!! What if some people made that mistake😭

This is hilarious 😂...Jesus was such a good child I know he probably was the only one even doing the chores with carpentry his side hustle for the time being...but if I were him I would have definitely said this line.

This is what happens when you hear from the gods and not the God.

No they didn't ask if Noah was nuts😭

well I would ask if he was nuts too😂😂..I mean if I was the centipede I would rather just drown😭

For Everything going in your life and in this world, Christ is the Cure!!!

Bad dum tss🥁

Neither China nor the Jungle Lion and even tortoise can fix humanity...Only the Lion of Judah who is the lamb of God can.
(🤣🤣🤣Sometimes I wonder how confusing all these things must sound like to non christians)
Like how can you call a Lion a Lamb again😭😭..and that's why they feel we are so confused and we don't know what we are doing. Meanwhile we are actually the ones in the light, cause we have been giving THE UNDERSTANDING by the HOLY SPIRIT, so what makes no sense to many, is a lot of sense to us.
THAT IS WHY I BESEECH YOU TO COME INTO THE LIGHT AND UNDERSTANDING TODAY 

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Once you get to read and understand the bible, honestly speaking you will understand what this means. 
The Bible is really God's love letter to us, and not a Constitution.

You can actually see the Joy in the Lamb's face😂...You know that feeling when you have been up all day working endlessly, tired, sweaty and dirty and then you just take your bathe after the whole activities that day and just jump on your bed laid with clean sheets. 
That's exactly how it feels to feel washed, cleaned and unburdened from your sins when you turn to Christ.

On Today's Episode of the Hilarious Quiz 😂

You Luke into it 😭😭😭😭😭..we must learn to Luke and not look🤣🤣🤣😭💔

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The Hilarious Church..EPS 51 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 51 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😘

Answer to the last Hilarious Quiz is up

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 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

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I am actually a firm believer of if I perish I perish wearing the heels, I never carry extra shoes. I drip till my leg breaks. Either my leg breaks or my leg breaks 😭

Let's also add Samson's selfie with the lion he killed, Delilah's selfie with Samson's cut locs, Noah's selfie with all the animals on deck, Joshua with the fallen walls of Jericho...you can let me know what other selfie would be great in the comments 😂

This had me 😭😭😭...not that rock Moses, leave Dwayne Johnson out of this 😭

Of course they should be okay!!!😭

I would actually want to have a discussion with the fish that swallowed Jonah, like tell me Collins, did you feel constipated?

And we really are 😭😭🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️

Also, this is not giving you a go ahead to keep bad company, cause bad company corrupts good manners (don't argue and lie to yourself that you are too good no one can corrupt you, the way the devil will do it, it will be like a wonder in your eye, still avoid bad company), But at the same time, this is telling us as christians to love all, help all and accommodate all (when I mean accommodate I don't necessarily mean it literal like them living in your house, also I am not saying you can't let them live in your house, when the need arises please by all means spare that bedroom). All I'm trying to say is what makes us Christians is the lOVE, Jesus is Love and we should show that by interacting with them and lending help whenever they need it. Cause they are sinners doesn't mean we should cut off. Slowly you realise that, that show of love can be life changing for them and you lead them to Christ with that act alone. But not that you sin along with them so it doesn't look like you are judging and now there my friend is where you would be foolish.
Jesus came to seek and save the lost, and if you don't plan to do thesame, then you have no buisness being in their midst.

And what does being too full with the wrong food cause you? Discomfort and sometimes poisoning.
Yes so, detoxify yourself from yourself today and Eat Jesus and be filled with him.

When that situation you are in seems life threatening. It could be your job, your relationship, your friendship, your health, your spiritual self e.t.c remember someone has removed those thorns to make a rosey bed for you and all you have to do is reach out to him, make him yours and you can have your thorn free life ( well at least from the enemy, but not from the long-suffering)

😂On Today's Episode of the Hilarious Quiz 

😂😂Answer to the last Hilarious Quiz 

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)

The Hilarious Church..EPS 50 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 50 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😘

It's been 50 Sundays😱 now of Hilariousness😝.

First of all JESUS YOU ARE IT!!!🙌🏾 None of this would be happening without you🥺.

I really want to say a big thank you🙏🏾 to all of you out there who keep tuning in to every Sunday service and keep encouraging me to keep going🤗. 

I also really want to thank God for the testimonies that have come through this channel with lives being claimed back for Jesus, really what makes my day is when I see a message of Jesus reassurance in a persons life through this or realizations about Jesus. It really really makes me the happiest, Seeing Jesus at work.🥺♥️

It looked so funny😂 in the beginning but who knew it would end up being an inspiration and a life changer. I always always have wanted to be a missionary and spread the word of Jesus Christ, but I didn't know how, as I am actually a very shy person and not really outspoken (this will sound like news to many😂) and the only way I could actually express myself was through writing and just randomly being hilarious so yes why not?? and God laid it in my heart to use this platform to go about it, added to the fact that I really didn't like to do my things basic. I am always needing drama in what I do..plus the world we are in now, to get the attention of people needs the grace of God. So yes Jesus, this is all on you, you made this happen and I pray that the Hilarious Church will continue to grow in Christ and lead as many to Christ in the most hilarious ways possible.

Thank you all so much, The Lord bless and keep you all.

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Thank you for dropping by you deserve a reward, Just drop your name on the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

Please feel free to comment, share, follow and subscribe.💜💜😙

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The bible says we are the salt of the earth... but I think Lots wife was a little too much😂😂. - Natema Mallum 

Why am I loving this bible version better😂😂

Well well well, if it isn't Scooby Doo and Snoopy...a mystery on the ark??

Well, I guess Noah should come sue the present Crocs company for Patent Rights 

I guess the caterpillars would never get to use their wings 😭

This Vitamin will cure every incurable, and it is the most required  major Nutrient required in a Christian Body. And you just sit back and watch how your life becomes balanced

It's JESUS!!!..Not your dad, not your mum,.not your best friend, maybe me? 😂 Of course not!! Just Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Jesus Died on the cross to wipe all your sins away. He has cleaned it all up, it is just up to you to take that bold step and acknowledge him, and let that effort start work in your life. No sin is too big for Jesus not to wipe, some peoples' sins are a discovery even to the devil himself, but trust me even that one is forgiven. Even the sins you have birthed and founded, He has forgiven all.

This could be you and Jesus ( let me let you in on a little secret...it is the best thing ever, you should give it a try plus it's the simplest and the most stress free, non chaotic and zero toxic relationship out there).

On Today's Episode on the Hilarious Quiz 😂😂

Answer to Last Hilarious Quiz 😂

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