The Hilarious Church..EPS 58 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

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@Ken Saro-Wiwa

@Oloruntoba Joshua

Come on now😭😭😭

I always feel like the chosen one when this happens to me or moments where I just open the bible and it takes me to the exact same scripture they call. I suddenly start feeling like I'm in the spirit and I don't know, like I'm on another level of divineness these people can't see, I'm floating in Glory and I need to be calmed😂😂

E doesn't mara😭...God that I'm singing too made my voice and is collecting me like that😭

Then you look around you discretely while pretending like nothing happened to see if the people around you noticed that embarrassment 😭😭..heez really hembarrasing.

She might be Ying and I might be yang but we make quite a good team 😭😭( a short summary of you don't have to hate them cause they are not of your world and also you still don't have to be equally yoked together, keep a balance, till you slowly start turning their garment white..hmhm don't allow them to turn your own garment black ooo Oluchi!!!!)

If you be STILL!!!...let's be truthful to ourselves!! Are we always still?? Do we calm down to ask God what the situation is all about and what could be the possible outcome from it? What he wants us to learn from it? What the real situation is? Most times we just jump into wetin God no send us, and we let the enemy get a good grip of the situation to manipulate us well.
It's not easy to be still honestly, but God is telling us today to learn to calm down, we should breathe in #inhales# and breathe out #exhale# and trust in him and only then can we see the clearer picture.

It was a beautiful sunny afternoon you are out chilling by the pool with your friends and probably telling small gossips as you laugh over the sound of water splashes being made by people playing in the pool, when all of a sudden #Heavy Thunder noises# the cloud starts getting darker and the once was beautiful sun was swallowed up by the clouds accompanied with flashes of lightening travelling through the sky,a heavy gust of wind rises from the ground swallowing everything along it's path.."what is going on?" You screamed to your friend while holding on to the grip of the pool bar for your dear life, when suddenly ....#ahhhhh# you heard resounding screams from all over the place and in confusion you look around and see few people being transformed into light, levitating up to the sky in the blink of an eye. You look up and behold you see a bright light appear in the sky in the form of a being in all glory sitting on a shining cloud with an army of Angels ready for war...(let me fast forward 😂) using your hand as a shield to block your eyes from the piercing rays of lights radiating from the sky, you realise it's the rapture "but why am I not going up you start to cry", tears trickling down your face till you start to scream out loud, "no Jesus take me, don't leave me please, Jesus have mercy on me" you fall to the floor with your head looking up towards the sky not minding whatever might be in the way and with thunderous eyes Jesus looks at you, lightning flashing through His eyes, His facial expression getting darker forming a frown and In the most scariest and thunderous voice reverberating all through the earth he says ..." I NEVER KNEW YOU DEPART FROM ME" and the next thing you realise is you have been thrown by the heavy gust of wind into a red hot boiling lava licking your skin to your bones slowly and painfully with the creatures of hell holding onto your body and drowning you in the deep red boiling pool of lava.
Ehhh God forbid God forbid, I reject it for you and me..no no nooooo..God forbid ..
Ah Omo who send me work like this 😂.
Anyways just enough to tell you that this should be your biggest fear.
(I really wanted to really write it properly with the appropriate effect, reaction and emotion ..but space and time 😂, please just collect this write up like this, next time will prepare well for it) 

Image 1 drowning in Lava😂 image 2 floating in the clouds with Jesus...But really life without Jesus has you drowning in different life problems every single day that you never have time to catch your breath, while life with Jesus has you swimming and floating through the problems with ease like it was never there.

Can I hear you say AMEN!!!!..
Keep trusting Jesus and he will never let you down.

I just knew I was a smarty😭😭😭..I need to be paid my coins😂😂..give me the drums please..bad dum tss 🥁

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The Hilarious Church..EPS 57 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

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I would love to use this rizz on some of y'all, but I'd be lieing..infact most of us will be lieing😭

This is me anytime a biblical argument comes up😭

But but, I did not mean it like this na😭, my eyes have seen a lot

I won't ask where he got the camera from first of all😂😂, but one thing I know is, I would really loose my mind when I see Jesus. Like what do you mean this is real??? You mean I'm standing next to you omg, I have made it in this life, you mean we now live together, like in the same compound? 
Woooaahh, till eternity I will never get over it.

What do you mean a 2 week ocean Cruise 😂😂😂💔..I don't want to see water in my life anymore after that.

You get it??😂 ..you Boil the "HELL" out of it!!!!

What do you mean came close??🤣🤣 They are purposeless, please keep all your ecological cycle balance lecturers to yourself 😭

Oh oh 😮... Someone's in big trouble!!!

It can be the hardest thing to do fr!!! But with the spirit of God in you, with anger you will do it🤣, till God teaches you what he wants you to learn, and then you calm down and it becomes so easy for you to do these things on a regular, that it becomes no problem to you. Then you start having less negative feelings from the bad people have done to you.

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The Hilarious Church..EPS 56 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

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Equipping y'all with the christian rizz is what I do 😂

None of them. I would have won 😌...lmaaooo it would have been me that would have been shouting for the whole kingdom to evacuate the area..you will just see me running around screaming "we are finished, we are finished ooo"

😭😭🤣🤣.. If this story happened in this generation🤣🤣..man who even thought of this..But why would he be with his airpods though? Maybe listening to "I'm trading my sorrows"😭 cause bruh

But what is this 😭🤣

Just an INCH and he will become your RULER. The devil makes use of every single space and every single opportunity you give him. Don't think you can get away with that little opening you gave him, he is a cockroach and can enter every little crevice and build a whole mansion inside. So always keep every opening closed, A Jesus a day keeps the devil away.

The Perfect MR. RIGHT exists and the only way to meet him is when you come to his house and come to the terms that he exist and accept the fact that he exists and marry him. A little not something secret, you guys are gonna have the best wedding party ever in the most luxurious location ever (Heaven)

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The Hilarious Church..EPS 55 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 Yes you..of course you...take that leading now and go and pray ..you know you are due for it.

But really I don't know what you probably have been burdened with for a while now, Just take today to really pray about it, I am no prophetess but I can tell you in faith that God's gonna come through for you after you have laid it all down. I join my faith with yours and may it be so in Jesus Name Amen.
I will see you all next week and I love you all 

The Hilarious Church..EPS 54 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

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Have you really asked yourself if all the sea animals just stayed out or did they enter the ark?😂

You still beat pastor for road in the after life😭

Once again we were asked to be the salt and light of this world, but lots wife was a little too much 😭

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For Nigerian worship leaders starter pack, he wears skinny jeans for sure and he must own a suit and black shoe.

But He prefers your heart!!!..why not give Jesus a room, not a room sef ..give him the keys to all of your heart, let him come stay inside. Having Jesus live inside you is the best feeling you can ever imagine and I promise you he will guard your heart with everything in him as long as you freely give it to him.

Oh yes!!!..we have the best life guard out there. I mean why do I need to be scared to swim (face life) when my life guard walks on the water. There is no way I'm gonna drown, no way he will leave me to suffer under the tides(life's problems) and you know what's more amazing????
HE WILL TEACH ME TO WALK ON WATER TOO. Swimming will become for the weak😂.
But for real when you have a God who can do the impossible, and you move closely with him, you start to do the impossible 

And one thing about credit cards is they also remove their charges, and trust me the charges of sin is death. It's beyond what you can repair, it is something you can never pay back. Have you ever seen a man satisfy the devil? ( If you have, then he is a demon not a man oo, even Kanayo Kanayo use to meet his end in Nollywood movies😂).
But really, the devil never gives you a free gift, and he will always ask something that will cost you till it is costs you your life and eternity in heaven. Never fall for the tricks and games of the devil, cause it will always end in a dead end.. literally 

You heard that right.. Use the Son of God who is Jesus, to prevent sin and it's consequences. A Jesus a day keeps the devil away ( I mean not that the devil will stop coming at you, but he won't be able to touch you or harm you). Just like sunscreen, when you apply it, it doesn't make the sun hide, the sun still hits you but then you don't feel it and it causes no harmful effect on you.

Samson Samson...best in bringing down things..even my expectations 🥲

A little Profit😂😂😂😂

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