πWELCOME BACK TO EPS 66 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)π
#SCREAMING!!!!!!!!#
So Lovelings, the Hilarious Church will be going live today at RCCG New Life Sanctuary, Gwarimpa,Abuja by 10:30am ommgggggg!!!.
So this will be the first time we would be going live on the altar, I mean my talk stays here where people can't see me talk physically π and now I have to talk in front of people.
Funny thing yea, I have always been seeing the number 66 all around me lately π, my battery percent I'm always looking at it at 66 percent or I'm number 66 on a line, or I'm always glancing at the traffic light when its on 66 countdown, my downloads will stop at 66 percent ..you get the point π. I had to pray and ask why, π thank God it wasn't 666ππ I would have just passed away from fear,
LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT IT WAS WAS A MESSAGE TO ME THAT EPS 66 OF THC WILL BE THE FIRST LIVE π.
I believe God actually wants me to learn a lot of things through this (there is a back story to this ) but let me let you in on a secret
#whispering# - it's low-key a punishment..well more like a lesson for something I was arguing about within my spirit π and what better way to learn than to be in those shoes myself π.
Heavy sighs,
God really did a number on me with this one (hahaha literally, it made a nice pun with the 66 )π.
Well today, being on that altar I'll really learn a major part of Paul's preachingsπ.
Wish me luck guys β₯οΈ
I will be talking about
HEAVEN- "A SAFE PLACE"
Mind you, I searched the whole world for memes related to what God was going to help me preach about, but how wonderful was it that I couldn't find just one right meme. So I'll be working with just pictures and ai images for illustrations π.
A BIG SHOUT OUT TO MY YOUNGER BROTHER NATEMA famously called Pastor Nats for helping me draft the sermon by the way, I couldn't have done this without him.
So today we will be breaking A SAFE PLACE as to how it attributes to heaven.
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So when we talk about Heaven or envision Heaven, there is always this vague picture that comes to our heads. Shining lights, White and Golden structures, flying angles, saints dressed in white robes, A big Golden gate with Golden streets, crystal water and so on, and at that moment even if it's just for a fleeting moment, we feel peaceful, we feel calm, we feel joy and we just would love to be there at that moment. In that very moment without realizing it all you think is 'my safe place', it's the only place that you know and you think of that is safe for you. In a world filled with uncertainty, pain and suffering, the promise of Heaven provides us with a beacon of Hope and Assurance. |
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A - ABUNDANCE In our early lives we often experience scarcity, lack of resources, love, peace or even time. However in Heaven, Abundance is not just a concept it's a reality. We have different types of abundance we get to experience and that's Abundance of Provision - Revelation 7 : 16-17 Abundance of Joy - Psalm 16:11 Abundance of Peace - Isaiah 9:7 Abundance of Love 1 John 4:16
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S - STORED TREASURE Earthly Treasures are vulnerable, temporary and can be stolen. Materials we treasure today can be gone tomorrow but heaven offers us a treasure that cannot be taken away. Heavenly treasures are eternal not just referring to physical wealth or possessions, but to the spiritual investment we make, act of kindness, love, charity and faithfulness; those are the treasures that lasts forever!!!! Investing in something that has eternal value, these are the things that bring us closer to God. where our treasure is, Our heart will be. By storing our treasures in heaven we are essentially making heaven our home. we choose to invest in a place where there is no fear, uncertainty and no danger, only peace, security and the presence of God. Ultimately heaven is a safe place for our True treasure which is our souls. |
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A - A STRONG TOWER Proverbs 18: 10 The name of the Lord is a strong Tower the righteous run to it and are safe. It's a symbol of God's protection, Act of seeking refuge, It signifies our response to God's invitation to find refuge in him, Assurance of God's unchanging nature and Eternal security
THIS STRONG TOWER NO DEY SHAKE OOOOOO #doing strong legs#( so I don't know how they do strong legs but I leave the rest to your imagination π€£) |
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F - FELLOWSHIP An eternal family reunion, Fellowship in worship and United in praise. Revelation 7:9-10 Heaven is a place where we set our differences aside and We stand together as one body in Christ United in worship. (Except if I have to hold hands with Eve though π€£π..I'll still jump her) Fellowship is a source of eternal joy, Fellowship with God the ultimate safety. |
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E - ETERNITY P - PRESERVATION I'll be using one image to talk about the two. Just like how you can't see the end of that road, how it creates the picture of an endless road, a road you just keep on following and leads you to no end, so is eternity like. An endless Moment, A Forever something. The eternal nature of Heaven is not temporary, eternal safety and security, factors that threatens our safety will be no more, Eternal peace and joy. Like wise everything Heaven gives us will be preserved. Revelation 21:4 Preservation of joy and peace forever, preservation of God's presence, preservation of relationships, all that is good and holy is kept safe untouched by the forces of sin and decay. |
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L - LIFE EVERLASTING John 3:16 Heaven gives us the security of eternal Life, A life of unending peace and Joy, God's unchanging and unfading glory, Assurance of never ending worship.
Such an unending life, will I get to take naps though, I'm asking for a friend π
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A - ADORATION Adoration isn't just an act of worship it's the environment of Heaven itself It's the perpetual state of being where the presence of God is revered, It establishes a sanctuary of holiness, the atmosphere of peace, expression of perfect love, it unites us with the heavenly host and fulfillment of our purpose.
I go too hold microphone and be dropping singles every worship in heaven ππ€ |
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C - CITY OF GOD The fulfillment of God's promises, A symbol of divine order and perfection, Unbreakable security, It signifies no danger, no evil that will breach the security of Heaven |
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E - ETERNAL JOY, PEACE, LOVE, SECURITY, ABUNDANCE E.T.C |
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The only way to get to this Safe Place is Through Jesus Christ the son of God. John 14:6 Jesus is the way the truth and the life, you can't summersault or is it somersault (please just choose one spelling and lets move on π) your way into heaven, without Jesus. Don't die till you believe it π, believe it now before you dieππ |
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Knowing fully well how Safe Heaven is, why don't we make it crowded together. Tell Everybody you know about Jesus Today. |
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That's it for today Lovelings. Thank you so much for tuning in today. I'm so honored that you are a part of this Jesus Journey.
I have probably gotten off stage with a wobbly leg π and I'm sweating like a lab rat but we do it for the good cause.
Remember that Jesus Loves you all, but y'all know I'm his favorite π # winks winks winks till my eye starts paining me# |