The Hilarious Church EPS 68 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 68 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

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If none of y'all haven't gotten a partner from my efforts then you need some revival 😭

Okay this is funny 🤣
But really, Jesus is not in your way okay, He is not in the way of your progress, He is not in the way of what you feel is best for your life, He is not in the way of things being right for your life, infact if anything He is the way for your life, He is the way for your happiness, He is the way to get to everything you want that will be right for your life.
So next time when you feel Jesus is in the way, remember that HE IS THE WAY.
(P.s He is the only way to the reality of God, no one else goes to the father except through Him. You can believe God exist and pray to God but if you over rule the existence of Jesus and everything Jesus is about then sorry you are still missing the whole point. If you don't follow the way you can't make it to God, which means you believing in God but not in Jesus will end you in a destination that's not the final destination, cause you have been following the wrong ways to God)
John 14:6 AMP
[6] Jesus said to him, “I am the [only] Way [to God] and the [real] Truth and the [real] Life; no one comes to the Father but through Me.

Fun fact: Latrines are referred to as Baals Temple
Anyways 😂 
Jesus doesn't poop, He never Sleeps neither does he slumber.
So He will answer when you call.
Actually He is the only one that answers when you call.
Psalms 121:4 AMP
[4] Behold, He who keeps Israel Will neither slumber [briefly] nor sleep [soundly].

So yes, He Has a lot of time to complete the assignments you give him.
He never sleeps on the Job
Believe me 😉

Off Record but your calculator can make you sin on multiple numbers😂😭

E.g sin 90 😭

Oh boy I'm so gonna jump grandpa Adam and Grandmama Eve as soon as I pass through those pearly gates 😭
Heavenly detention awaits me 😭

Jesus Christ is coming Back.
HE IS COMING BACK.
CHANGE YOUR WAYS.
He is not gonna tell us when, He is gonna "jack in the box" us, so why don't we jack in the box him back with our readiness.
He is like Boom and we return it with a booyah we saw that one coming.

Praying for each other cannot be over emphasized.
This is a literal picture of the saying "let's stand in the gap for each other". 
When we learn to really love each other as people and as friends, we fight unseen battles for each other that we don't even know the extent to their depths.
Let's learn to pray for each other even without cause, let's learn to stop being jealous of whatever progress our friends and family get.
We pray and love each other so we don't let each other fall.
Prayer for intercession does a lot really.
If you aren't trying it please try and start today.
Let's all climb the ladder physically and spiritually guys , not alone but together.

Jesus never left you in those dark times, He carried you, He lifted you through it, He was with you through it all.
He carried you so you don't feel the weight of the situation on you.
JESUS DID NOT LEAVE YOU, HE NEVER LEFT.
if only you did look closer to see how he was with you, supported you and rooted for you through it all.

It sure as everything would be nice to have you there, yes you reading this.
So I'd love to see you there, where we can laugh about how THC in its little corner was there to remind you to be in heaven at that moment.
Just think about it, wouldn't it be really nice if we finally made it to the place where we can all be together and live as a big fat happy family without thinking of any of these world problems (in queen poppy from trolls voice)

Remember Jesus Loves you.
So many ask why that's what every Christian say, and that's cause that's what Jesus asked us to spread, HIS LOVE, which is the greatest thing that can ever be given to us all, Jesus Love.
That's the only thing that can save us from literally everything.
Accept Jesus Today.

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Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)

The Hilarious Church EPS 67 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 Thank you so much my Lovelings for your love and support towards THC last Sunday.

We really appreciate it and I pray the Lord continues to bless and keep you all days of your life in Jesus Name. Amen

I LOVE YOU ALL ♥️♥️♥️♥️

😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 67 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Today on Christian Rizz 😂♥️

Like right now Lord 😭😭
The car is literally right off the cliff, but still driving along the rugged mountain slope, I think the car flew for a moment there or so, but Nomsi don't panic Jesus has the wheel you are safe 😭.

I don't know why you make us do this pastors but please 😭.
That might be just our toughest moments during service 😂

Ohhh boy😂,
If you haven't read the book of revelations as a Christian please try and read it and if you are an unbeliever please get a Bible (you might be shy to get a physical Bible so psst go download it online or search the internet for the book of revelation) and try and read it, it's the last book of the Bible (I'll recommend you download "youversion Bible" and read it in amplified translation, like the name implies it amplifies the words and scenarios for you) let curiosity get the best of you. READ REVELATIONS, like the name implies your gonna go through some tons of revelations 😂, it will never leave you the same and if you don't believe it, well sad to say but you are gonna end up seeing it yourself and experiencing it first hand.
So why don't you escape that part now.

You, Yes you 😂, stop complaining about the subtitles if you don't even watch the movie 😭.

For the slow ones😂,
That's a mirror, so you are meant to see your reflection which is you.
You are the one Jesus died for.
Who is it you know that died for you out of Love? Hm?
Well nobody!!!
They are all lying to you 😂, only if they die for you do you know how much they love you 😂. 
Tell them to die for you today 

GOD WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU NOR FORSAKE YOU AND HE MEANS EVERY SINGLE WORD OF IT.
Men have made you promises and failed, men fail, other gods fail, that baba in the bush will fail you😭, BUT JESUS WILL NEVER EVER FAIL YOU, Please just trust him.

He will always catch you, like the earlier post said, He will never leave you nor forsake you, He knows all and he will catch you before you fall.
And that's only if you trust him and of cus if only you put him first.
So if you are one who puts God first and you think you have fallen cause of what you are going through now, be rest assured that he has got you In His arms, and per adventure Jesus has always been your last resort and you have fallen and He didn't catch you 😂 and you wished He did and you want him to get you, don't worry He will pick you back up, if you are ready to comply to terms and conditions now 😂 and don't worry He will heal your broken bones once He picks you up, Jesus fixes all, there is never a late time for JESUS

Thanksgiving opens doors grumbling has shut.
As a human, if you have someone who thanks you all the time for what you have done  and you have someone who grumbles for all you have done for him, who are you more likely to love and want to do more for?
So talk more of God who has done so much for us and in response to His gratitude towards us we grumble and just complain about how it is not enough for us.
In every situation no matter how good or bad, please let's learn to appreciate God, let's change our game strategy.
Grumbling ain't working?? 
Thank him instead and as you do so, try and do it sincerely.
He would appreciate it.

God is greater than everything else 
Nothing is better said.
God is greater than that money, than that job, than that man or woman, that addiction, that pain, that shame, than that everything you are killing yourself on and putting before God, that thing you are abandoning God for, 
GOD IS GREATER THAN IT ALL.
Little secret: Putting God first before it all makes every other thing you are chasing bow down at your feet.

That's it for today Lovelings.
Thank you so much for tuning in today.
I'm so honored that you are a part of this Jesus Journey.

Remember that Jesus Loves you all, but y'all know I'm his favorite 😂 

The Hilarious Church EPS 66 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 66 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

#SCREAMING!!!!!!!!#

So Lovelings, the Hilarious Church will be going live today at RCCG New Life Sanctuary, Gwarimpa,Abuja by 10:30am ommgggggg!!!.

So this will be the first time we would be going live on the altar, I mean my talk stays here where people can't see me talk physically 😂 and now I have to talk in front of people. 

Funny thing yea, I have always been seeing the number 66 all around me lately 😂, my battery percent I'm always looking at it at 66 percent or I'm number 66 on a line, or I'm always glancing at the traffic light when its on 66 countdown, my downloads will stop at 66 percent ..you get the point 😂. I had to pray and ask why, 😭 thank God it wasn't 666😭😭 I would have just passed away from fear, 

LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT IT WAS WAS A MESSAGE TO ME THAT EPS 66 OF THC WILL BE THE FIRST LIVE 😂.

I believe God actually wants me to learn a lot of things through this (there is a back story to this ) but let me let you in on a secret 

#whispering# - it's low-key a punishment..well more like a lesson  for something I was arguing about within my spirit 😂 and what better way to learn than to be in those shoes myself 😂.

Heavy sighs,

God really did a number on me with this one (hahaha literally, it made a nice pun with the 66 )😂.

Well today, being on that altar I'll really learn a major part of Paul's preachings😂.

Wish me luck guys ♥️

I will be talking about 

HEAVEN- "A SAFE PLACE"

Mind you, I searched the whole world for memes related to what God was going to help me preach about, but how wonderful was it that I couldn't find just one right meme. So I'll be working with just pictures and ai images for illustrations 😂.

A BIG SHOUT OUT TO MY YOUNGER BROTHER NATEMA famously called Pastor Nats for helping me draft the sermon by the way, I couldn't have done this without him.

So today we will be breaking A SAFE PLACE as to how it attributes to heaven.

So when we talk about Heaven or envision Heaven, there is always this vague picture that comes to our heads. Shining lights, White and Golden structures, flying angles, saints dressed in white robes, A big Golden gate with Golden streets, crystal water and so on, and at that moment even if it's just for a fleeting moment, we feel peaceful, we feel calm, we feel joy and we just would love to be there at that moment.
In that very moment without realizing it all you think is 'my safe place', it's the only place that you know and you think of that is safe for you.
In a world filled with uncertainty, pain and suffering, the promise of Heaven provides us with a beacon of Hope and Assurance.

A - ABUNDANCE
In our early lives we often experience scarcity, lack of resources, love, peace or even time.
However in Heaven, Abundance is not just a concept it's a reality.
We have different types of abundance we get to experience and that's
 Abundance of Provision - Revelation 7 : 16-17
Abundance of Joy - Psalm 16:11
Abundance of Peace - Isaiah 9:7
Abundance of Love 1 John 4:16

S - STORED TREASURE 
Earthly Treasures are vulnerable, temporary and can be stolen. Materials we treasure today can be gone tomorrow but heaven offers us a treasure that cannot be taken away.
Heavenly treasures are eternal not just referring to physical wealth or possessions, but to the spiritual investment we make, act of kindness, love, charity and faithfulness; those are the treasures that lasts forever!!!!
 Investing in something that has eternal value, these are the things that bring us closer to God.
where our treasure is, Our heart will be.
By storing our treasures in heaven we are essentially making heaven our home.
 we choose to invest in a place where there is no fear, uncertainty and no danger, only peace, security and the presence of God.
 Ultimately heaven is a safe place for our True treasure which is our souls.

A - A STRONG TOWER
Proverbs 18: 10
The name of the Lord is a strong Tower the righteous run to it and are safe. 
It's a symbol of God's protection,
Act of seeking refuge,
 It signifies our response to God's invitation to find refuge in him,
 Assurance of God's unchanging nature and Eternal security

THIS STRONG TOWER NO DEY SHAKE OOOOOO #doing strong legs#( so I don't know how they do strong legs but I leave the rest to your imagination 🤣)

F - FELLOWSHIP 
An eternal family reunion,
Fellowship in worship and United in praise.
Revelation 7:9-10
Heaven is a place where we set our differences aside and We stand together as one body in Christ United in worship.
(Except if I have to hold hands with Eve though 🤣😭..I'll still jump her)
Fellowship is a source of eternal joy, Fellowship with God the ultimate safety.

E - ETERNITY
P - PRESERVATION 
I'll be using one image to talk about the two.
Just like how you can't see the end of that road, how it creates the picture of an endless road, a road you just keep on following and leads you to no end, so is eternity like.
An endless Moment, A Forever something.
The eternal nature of Heaven is not temporary, 
 eternal safety and security,
factors that threatens our safety will be no more,
Eternal peace and joy. 
Like wise everything Heaven gives us will be preserved.
Revelation 21:4
Preservation of joy and peace forever, preservation of God's presence,
 preservation of relationships, all that is good and holy is kept safe untouched by the forces of sin and decay.

L - LIFE EVERLASTING 
John 3:16
Heaven gives us the security of eternal Life,
A life of unending peace and Joy,
 God's unchanging and unfading glory,
Assurance of never ending worship.

Such an unending life, will I get to take naps though, I'm asking for a friend 😭

A - ADORATION 
Adoration isn't just an act of worship it's the environment of Heaven itself
 It's the perpetual state of being where the presence of God is revered,
 It establishes a sanctuary of holiness,
the atmosphere of peace,
 expression of perfect love,
 it unites us with the heavenly host and fulfillment of our purpose.

I go too hold microphone and be dropping singles every worship in heaven 😂🎤 

C - CITY OF GOD
The fulfillment of God's promises,
A symbol of divine order and perfection,
 Unbreakable security,
 It signifies no danger, no evil that will breach the security of Heaven

E - ETERNAL JOY, PEACE, LOVE, SECURITY, ABUNDANCE E.T.C

The only way to get to this Safe Place is Through Jesus Christ the son of God.
John 14:6
Jesus is the way the truth and the life, you can't summersault or is it somersault (please just choose one spelling and lets move on 😭) your way into heaven, without Jesus.
Don't die till you believe it 😂, believe it now before you die😂😭

Knowing fully well how Safe Heaven is, why don't we make it crowded together. 
Tell Everybody you know about Jesus Today.

That's it for today Lovelings.
Thank you so much for tuning in today.
I'm so honored that you are a part of this Jesus Journey.

I have probably gotten off stage with a wobbly leg 😂 and I'm sweating like a lab rat but we do it for the good cause.

Remember that Jesus Loves you all, but y'all know I'm his favorite 😂 
# winks winks winks till my eye starts paining me#

The Hilarious Church EPS 65 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 65 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Thank you for dropping by, you deserve a reward. Just drop your name in the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

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Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

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Today on Christian Rizz.
Dropping bars for all Josephs Today 😂, you are all welcome 😂

Be a Christian child today.
Do not embark on that illegal visit 😂.
Abstain from all illegal Christian activities today.

So let me do a quick one on how I would spell Ecclestiastes 😭...Ecclairstiastis....Ecclesisastys.
I don't care what anyone says 😭 the Lord knows what I'm trying to spell and that's all that matters.

The truth might be very harsh but it's only  the truth that can truly set you free. 
So many Preachers now in this times make the gospel sound pleasing to our ears just so they themselves can have followers  and popularity with little to no regard of bringing people into Christianity. The real truth is the gospel will bite you...oh darling it will bite you in places that hurts and at the same time heal you where you need healing badly. The gospel wasn't made for our convenience, no it was made so we can be convenient in Christ even inside the inconvenience the world puts us in, all because we are followers of Jesus. For example, happily being beheaded all for the sake of Christ (that escalated very quickly but a very good example nonetheless) and not compromising so we can live.
Those type of gospel only tears your soul down and never builds your soul up.

Everytime😭......Then I ask myself does this gossiping count since I'm talking to Jesus? I need me some answers 😭

Always😂😂...I'm sure we have all done this one way or the other 😭. I personally wait for moments like this just to shake my friend and pretend like I don't know them from Adam😭 and go "ohh nice to meet you, you are new around here yea? First time uhh!!"

YOU CAN NEVER DO IT ALONE.
I REPEAT YOU CAN NEVER DO IT BY YOURSELF.
Only Jesus can help you out of whatever it might be that you are in.
And if you still decide not to let Jesus handle it for you then good luck as you watch your life crumble right before your very eyes.

No matter how tiny that sin might be, it will still destroy you. Don't think it's too small of a sin that it wouldn't count, and cause of that you keep doing it, and for your information there is no such thing as a small sin. A sin is a sin and it's very grievous to your soul. Do not harbour sin, do not accommodate sin of any kind. It might look harmless but believe me it will destroy you.
Just like a virus, a little tiny (you can't even see it with your eyes)I cannot hurt a fly thingy, it looks harmless but leave it unattended to, or give it a comfortable environment and watch how it spreads till it destroys its host.
GET RID OF IT NOW...LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!

Are you hurt? Are you Broken? Are you in pain? Are you damaged? Have you countlessly told yourself you can't be fixed?
Well I have got good news for you today, you very well can!!!. But of course, it's not by your own power, or a great therapist or some kind of psychic or what not, but Jesus.
No matter how destroyed to the point of no return you feel you are in, there is someone who can fix you and that's Jesus.
And what you have to do is so simple, Just accept him, give your life to him and let him handle the situation. 
Give Jesus the task. Are you doubting? Fine okay it's okay. But give Him a shot. Let's see if he disappoints.
There is no way you can say you have given your life to Jesus to heal your brokenness and he didn't.
Then you definitely have done it wrong.
Go back and give him full control, and just sit back and watch how he repairs you completely, not partially not up to a point, BUT TOTALLY.

Why exactly are you hiding it? We have a God who sees all, He is Omniscient.
He knows everything, there is no point in hiding it. The more you hide the pain the more it kills you.
Why don't you share it with Him, the only one who can heal your pain.
(I am Giving you a warm hug)

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.



Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)

The Hilarious Church EPS 64 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 64 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Thank you for dropping by you deserve a reward, Just drop your name in the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

Please feel free to comment, share, follow and subscribe.💜💜😙

Incase I am missing something please tell me.

You can send in your memes and get featured.

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G-mail: shuga5179@gmail.com

Thank you 

Today on Christian Rizz 😂 
Don't say I don't help you guys 😭 

Or Samson with long hair before Delilah cut it off and it grew back again after he has suffered 😭 (it's long but it is a stronger password 😭)
If your Man is a Samson and he doesn't have long hair, I'm sorry to inform you but he is not strong enough to protect you 😔.
If your name is Samson and you don't have them locks on your head, I'm sorry to inform you but you are weak😭🤣

Uhmm...So me and Eve kinda went shopping and we just thought ohh, why not play dress up 😭

 Protest is going on outside today 😭

Jesus Christ of Nazareth loved you so much he DIED for you so you can live, what have you done..no sorry, what are you doing to appreciate him for the sacrifice of the blood He used up all for you?
It's like we don't always get the gravity of Jesus dieing, and not just dieing alone but the way in which He died. All that just so you can have life and by life I don't mean you just being alive, I'm talking about eternal life with God in heaven and not eternal damnation with the devil in hell.

Like I explained earlier, living isn't just down to your everyday life on earth but more about your eternal life. A life where you get to rest with God from everything you have been through on earth.
Heaven!!!
Get to live without having to worry about nothing and just enjoy being babied by God (I mean the feast of the bride groom) and praising the Lord forever.

Nothing better than knowing Jesus Loves you....Yes life might get rough and crazy for you...but it doesn't mean he has stopped loving you. You just have to trust him and the Love He has for you, trust to know He has you all taken care off and is waiting for the perfect time to execute all he has planned for you

A Friendly Reminder that you can't fix anything without Jesus. You might think you have an alternative or people will lie to you that there are other means to fix things going on in your life without adding Jesus inside but it's all lies. Yes it might seem like it worked, but till what end??
None has an ever lasting solution like what Jesus will provide.
You want an ever lasting solution, leave it to Jesus let him fix it up.

Nothing is better said than this.
ALL THE TIME, not some of the time, not most of the time, not few times but ALL THE TIME, GOD IS GOOD.

The Lord himself has said it, hold his words and what does the Lord say about his words
Isaiah 55:11 AMP
[11] So will My word be which goes out of My mouth; It will not return to Me void (useless, without result), Without accomplishing what I desire, And without succeeding in the matter for which I sent it.

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)