The Hilarious Church EPS 79 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 79 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

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My Church Sign of the year😭🤣
Cause at this rate, I think there needs to be a stand off between him and a lot of people😭, some people need an actual whooping from the Lord.

I can literally just imagine😂😂...Cause if I was the angel, I would have started sweating...like what do you mean there is no lamb sauce 😭(for new followers of Jesus/slow ones, the lamb sauce means the Blood of the lambs that God asked them to paint across their doors so the Angle of death can pass over their houses).
As the angle of death myself, I would be scared of death, cause what if I then end up killing a first born from the house of Israel that actually didn't have the lamb sauce?? Would God let me go scot free?😂

No wonder the first words that come out of their mouth is "Do not be afraid"
Cause if I were to be Mary now, as soon as I see the angel and hear, you shall bear a child...I would have actually just died right there and gone to heaven, and end up receiving the message directly from God and do orientation with Jesus at the end, before he brings me back to life again 😂

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At least you got a role Larry😭, even the little ones are worth celebrating, though yours had to be once in your lifetime😭

No matter how bad, Just come home.
Jesus Loves you regardless of what you have done. I mean what's the worst thing you can do to Him? He was nailed to the cross, yet he still prayed for his crucifiers.
That's says a lot about Him doesn't it?

I'm talking to you that has not slept for the past 3 days now, because you are "busy" and you need to meet deadlines. Just a friendly reminder that if you don't rest, the deadline might be your life 😭, so please small small abeg.
Rest today, so you don't rest in peace😭

You see that floater of self reliance? It will be punctured, it will sink, everything you have with you, will also drown with you.
Rely on Jesus, so you can walk on water.
Water here being everything that will drown you in all aspects of your life.

He is right next to you, asides the fact that he's spiritual and what not, he is right next to you.
He is everywhere in ways that don't look like it.
He is that man at the bus stop, that would help you with a wise word that you need for confirmations, He is that random child that would do something to lighten your day, the colleague at your work place that is just always there to rescue you and many more.
Point is he is not far from you, open your heart to God, talk to him and listen.

Everything this write up said !!!

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Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain His favourite 😌)