LAST SUNDAY OF 2024

 🥹🥹Its the last Sunday of the month and if you are reading this, I just want to say a big thank you 🤭for supporting the hilarious church throughout 2024. 

We had our good days🤣 and our bad days😭, but you always were here to support us.

We love you so much, those constant checking in mean't a lot to us and we can't wait to see you in the new year.🥺♥️

To that one particular anonymous who always drops a heart comment after every read, we love you so much🥹♥️.

Just before we say goodbye let me leave you with a little something.🤭🍰

And that's really what is important.
With our projections at the beginning of 2024,
we might not be exactly where we want to be but the most assuring thing for us as Christians is that we have a living God in whom we believe and trust that He has planned out what's best for us and we should not panic.
(Me shaking as I am typing this, because I am not where I want to be 😭, but I trust Jesus and that's all that matters😂♥️.... Still in terms with the fact that I just have to be patient, till I bite my guardian angel)

Oh I am so ready, cause wether 2025 likes it or not he has to work for me.
Of course while expectantly waiting on God for what He has in store for this new chapter of my life.

The new year is just a flip over to another day with an exciting title, it holds no powers, Only Jesus the one who flips the days over has the power. And it's in him you should trust to make the new year amazing and not the new year itself.

And that's on period guys!!!!!

I am so excited to see you all in the new year.
Remember Jesus loves you all, but I still remain his favorite 😌

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 Well well, look who is wishing you a merry Christmas from the comfort of her father's castle 🤭🤭

Stop decking the halls, boughs of holly 😭😭Lalalala😭😭, it's painful 

Oh no boy, what mary needs is a long sleep, not noise😭, no she wants some rest..Drummer boy, I'm not sure your drum was really appreciated that night....just over the long run 🤣 

Omg!!! Why haven't I ever thought about this before 😂😂😂

Oh!! in the manger the tiny manger the saviour sleeps tonight 🎤...
Yoda, the only creature to have successfully traveled back in time to witness the birth of Jesus....If Yoda now believes in Christ, then who exactly are you to deny🫵🏾

Even the Father Christmas/Santa, that is being idolised for Christmas still bows down to the cross,
Don't be a foolish one, Be a wise one

Don't lie, we all feel just new out of the crib, like a brand new tear leather package, wearing our Christmas clothes on Christmas day😂.
The pride on that day is not from here😂

Whatever they want to think really!!
But we know that Jesus Christ is Lord, 
and the birth of Jesus is significant.
Our prayer for you all is that, may God actually touch your hearts for you to see the truth.

I'm not against the big red guy okay, he is there to spice up the Christmas occasion, I love Santa Claus or as we call him father christmas cause I love gifts too.
But he shouldn't be idolised so much that the reason for the season which is Christ is forgotten.
That's why the nonsense of Xmas (permit me to use the word nonsense, cause it's actually nonsense) is trending instead of Christmas...some are really there trying to sneak in Santa as the main guy.
As adults, parents or mature people in the society, let's remember to train the growing ones and remind them that it's Jesus we are celebrating, let's tell them the stories of Jesus Birth, why he came and why he died, as you are also sending them in to Santa for freebies.
(Whoever is taking their kids to Santa should remember to carry me along please, I want presents 😭)

It's Christmas Season, because Jesus Christ is the Reason.
CHRIST-MAS ✅
 XMAS ❌ 
And why is he the reason again?
Because He Loved us so much, He came to this world to die for us and save us from our sins.
If you are in anyway confused about this wonderful occurrence, please feel free to dm me and let's talk.

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain His favourite 😌)

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THE COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS IS GREATLY UPON US!!!

He needs all the strength He can get now, so He will be able to carry our burden of sins😂♥️

😂😂Okay so I never thought about this, but I believe the whole reason behind all these gift sharing and everything we do on Christmas is because we are just trying to share the Love of God. Christmas done in the right way, is all about sharing God's love. The reason we have Christmas in the first place is because Jesus came down to save us from sin, why? Because he Loved us and that's the sole purpose of Christmas....Love!!!
It's all about Love, so share God's love in every way possible.

People woke up on the 1st of October celebrating independence day, I woke up wishing everyone Merry Christmas 😭

Looking at it in modern times, Joseph and Mary might have just looked like those proud parents who think their son is better than every body, when really they are just stating facts. But I believe the whole world and their friends plus me😂, would have just been beefing Jesus, because what do you mean you are the chosen one? What does that make the rest of us? Beans?(especially if I was in his age range) 

Bad dum tss 🥁🥁

Around what time????
Who is that imposter that came before our Lord and Savior 😭
What do you mean people have been impersonating him even before He was born 😭😂

And let's put Christ back in Christmas!!!
As Christians, remember that it is all about Christ and what He wants us to do, and not what you "think" is best for Christianity.

Where is the lie???😭😭

It is more than enough for everyone, and it is more than enough to go around.

😭😭😭😭😭
Gold! Jeremmyyyy????..and all I got Him was some Body oil (Frankincense)😭

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain His favourite 😌)

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I might not be exactly where I wished to be while checking my year end goal, but I am grateful for Jesus, Life, Family, friends and the Love I have received all year round🥹♥️.

The idea of church signs is one of the most creative things the church unit has ever done 😂

We are sorry Mary 😭🤣, but every year we must remind you😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣 These puns actually be on another level....there's myrrh (more)

I Behind the scene, I want to strongly believe that Satan was lurking around the barn during the birth of Jesus, he might have been present as a snake, rat, a goat or maybe in spirit as the devil himself I dont know.
But one thing I want to stand on is that him and baby Jesus must have had eye contact and a stare down In that barn 😂, and that's when he went to use herod to try and kill baby Jesus, cause common you don't believe herod acted on his own now did you?
Satan knew he was in deep soup at that point.

But at the same time it's safe to say that the star was the gps yea😭, since it led them right to Baby Jesus..I mean we just call it gps now, it was then a compass 🧭 😂😭 or a navigator or whatever it was called then 😂.
But the point is, Jesus Is everywhere, you don't need to climb a mountain or cross the seven seas and kill the leviathan to see Him.
Just call out His name, even if it is a whisper and just like the air is all around us, so is He.

JESUS IS THE SON OF GOD,
JESUS IS LORD!!!!

JESUS OUR CHRIST, the reason behind Christmas.
We know why we are celebrating, He is not X an unknown.
We are celebrating His coming into this world to live and to die, to save us from the bondage and shackles of sin and death.

It might seem like the whole year has been futile, 
what you so much desire hasn't been answered yet, but best believe and trust that it's all part of your story.
How will your story be juicy without this pepper you are seeing or you have seen😂.
Myself as an example, I have seen and I am seeing a lot of pepper 😭😂, but really how will I be telling my success story to the world and be able to relate to others who are going through more and worse and be able to be a source of encouragement to them all?
I shall endure in this pepper and allow the glory of the Lord be glorified through me 😭
(God please let this pepper cup pass over me, I am tired ooo, I will soon faint😭)

Let's take 1 min to access ourselves.
You reading this, judge yourself!!!😂
What have you been giving God in exchange for the love He has shown you?
If you were God, would you be proud to call yourself one of God's own? Will you whole heartedly collect yourself if you came back to God for his mercy and love?
It would be way easier if before any cause of our actions, we ask ourselves how we would take our actions of we were God, let's remember to always put ourselves in check by asking ourselves what will Jesus Do? before we take any action.
That will curb a lot of damages we do to our lives.

Christmas wishlist is out 😂.
A reminder to watch CHOSEN if you haven't.
You will come and buy me new pair of shoes in appreciation after you have watched it😂♥️

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain His favourite 😌)

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IT'S BABY JESUS SEASON 

Christmas is the most Wonderful time of the year!!!

Are you excited cause I know I am for sure ..#I'm squealing 

Happy New Month and Happy Sunday Lovelings 

God just knew who to appear to, cause if it was me he appeared to😂, especially if it was in this present time setting...Me and the angel would have done a royal rumble first of all. Secondly, I would have showed Jonah what it meant to have properly fled from the Lord without being caught 😭...
(But don't flee from the Lord guys😂, Just accept it and move on😭) 

Well you had better let him sleep on that lunch Kelvin the cow!!!
But quick one!!! Do you think the animals got a special treat from the heavenly host of Angels for being Mary's midwives😂 
And did the owner of the barn have a fruitful barn production cause he housed Jesus?

Ladies Ladies a trivia question for you all😂(okay and guys too, guys pretend you are a lady for a second😂)
In our world rn, If a being just miraculously appeared in your kitchen while you are cooking and told you, you were going to have a child, what would your response be? 
A young unmarried woman, trying to manage her life, pregnant and thrown off balance 😂, what would be your next course of action. Please I want to know your honest responses 😂.
The ones that would go for prayers to reject the "evil spirit", the ones that will get convinced the baby is from the Lord, the ones that will abort the child in the process 😂.
Remember it's in the society we live in rn and take into account that nobody, absolutely nobody not even I would believe you 😭😂.

And in our mini-baa's special is some breast milk on the rocks 

The only present and the only reason for the season is JESUS CHRIST
EVERY OTHER REASON IS A COUNTERFEIT.
Honestly, Thank God for sending Jesus to die for our sins, Thank Jesus for being born to save us from captivity.
Thank Jesus, for loving us this much.
Honestly, truly and Verily, Verily I say unto you all, 
No greater love that Christ has for us that he came to this world to die for us.

John 15:13 AMP
[13] No one has greater love [nor stronger commitment] than to lay down his own life for his friends.

Now I get it 😭

Christianity is really the sweetest and the most fun experience. It is just really so sad that a lot of so called "Christians" do not understand what Christianity really is and many have messed up with it really is meant to be.
But real Christianity is heavenly and divine.
You get to have so much fun that you ask yourself what people in the world actually call fun😂.
Christianity is not just a religion it's a lifestyle and once we all get to understand this, the world will be a better place.

Yes, because we got the love from someone who loves so much, that he came down to earth just to save us.
How can we not love when we are children of the one who loves the hardest.
By love I don't mean canal love or the typical "love" we show each other that is out of obligations, I mean true Christian love, biblical love, God's love, the Love God wants us to show and share with each other.
Quote me anywhere, but if each and every one of us actually did practice Jesus's love within ourselves the world would be Heaven.
I cannot over emphasize how much God loves us for real.

CHRISTMAS ✅✅✅
XMAS❌❌❌

Like can't you all see what they are trying to do??
It's literally so evident, replacing Christ with the X, what do we know X to be in maths? an unknown...is your Jesus unknown cause mine isn't!!
Christmas is not too hard or too long to pronounce, pronounce the Christ.
Sincerely if you come at me with an Xmas I'll jump you 😤😑
It's better not to wish me at all, and it's totally fine, cause if you come at with me with an Xmas, you just told me you want to be lectured.
Not like I have money, but vendors if I see you put up Xmas, forget about patronizing you 😭

One of the best duos..from mama duo to baby duo.
If you look closely, I'm somewhere in the middle

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain His favourite 😌)