The Hilarious Church EPS 93 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 This week, I want to thank God for God.

I really just want to let you all know that no matter how dark, or how long you have been in that situation that looks like it's never gonna end, God's got you, I promise you He is right there with you even when it doesn't look like it. 

Just like He was in the Lions Den with Daniel, so he is with you even in this lion's den called life and just like Daniel, he will never let the troubles of life swallow you up, just continue to hold on to him and endure, and you will come out triumphantly with blessings and rewards.

There is this assumption that immediately one gives his/her life to Christ you are to immediately drop that bad habit. Sadly it doesn't always work like that and we unnecessarily castigate people who are doing their best to drop those addictions and life of sin.
Understanding this will help us as Christians who are rooted in Christ to follow up with the individuals who just entered into the Christian family, teach them about the word of God, teach them about the stance of God, teach them about God's love for them, Pray with them and for them and leave the Holy Spirit to do the rest.

Whilst sin is not allowed and condoned, we have to understand that it's a gradual process with the help of the Holy Spirit.

Our Bad habits do not change God's love for us, but a daily reminder of God's love for us and understanding His love for us will change our habits.

Once we understand this, I believe we would all do better than castigating an individual trying their very best and instead pray, love, follow up and encourage them.

Everything this said 💯👌🏾

This is something to seriously reflect on, a serious question for you today and everyday.
Can you proudly say someone will make it to Heaven because of you?
Either through your words or your actions!!!

So relatable, it then feels like I was born for it 😂✋🏾, don't worry I don't charge for mine.

I won't lie, it's not easy to love difficult people, especially if those people are not even giving you back an ounce of Love.
Let's remember that to Love God is to Love even the hardest people to Love, because he first Loved us and let's be for real we are not the easiest people to love and sometimes when you look at it, we actually don't deserve the love.

In your relationship with others, let's remember how God still always looks down upon us with mercy and love, even when we don't deserve it, He gives us every form of His love and attention.

It's very Hard to show love especially when you get nothing in return, but please let's remember that it's an assignment God has given to us and the world would be a better place if we do.

Sometimes, a show of love preaches Jesus more than we would scream.
Even the bad ones look at our lives and judge our character.
Let your actions speak louder than words.

So many angles to this, firstly,
We sometimes mistake the second slide as your walk with God not being as rosy and beautiful as the first slide, because we are in a place of pain, low connection with Him and are loosing ourselves but  you are still as close with Him as ever. Our relationship with God might not always be as rosy as slide 1, there are sometimes that you have never deviated from His words or from your godly living, but you aren't just feeling the moment in prayer and it happens, it doesn't mean you have strayed, the way the holy Spirit just decided to work at that time was different.

Other times, your relationship with Him is actually fighting for survival 😂, you have strayed and then the struggle to always be in his presence but the feeling of guilt can be terrorizing.

On some days it also feels like God has left you alone in the storm and you are just asking how He could do that to you.

But the truth is, the Lord will never leave you, that's a fact, we are the ones who leave but never God. God is always there, sometimes we want Him to act in some type of way we want but when He decides to be silent or gentle we feel He has left but He never did.

It's left for us to keep praying and seeing Him, asking for wisdom from Him every day to be able to discern what our situation with Him is at that very moment.

Never leave God, even when the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Get tough with God. 

When we are at our lowest, at the point where climbing up is more than impossible, (acknowledging God's presence in your life of course), that's exactly where God wants you at.
You are not there by mistake.
God is up to something in your life, be it lessons He wants you to learn or things he wants you to unlearn, preparing you for what is to come, a training ground for your tomorrow and many other reasons He knows and we might never understand why in those moments but at the end of it all, when He brings you out of that low point, you then realize and thank Him for the opportunity to have learnt a lot and been loved so much by God.
So never forget, God is always up to something even while you are down to nothing ♥️

We really do not understand the power of saying a prayer before performing any form of task. So many times that little whisper we made to God has fought so many silent battles that we remain clueless about.
Do this before starting your day in general,  before any form of task, talk to God for wisdom and strength to go through the task.
Bringing our work place to the light, the kind of forces that plan to work against us in our working place is unfathomable.
Not every colleague of yours that smiles to you does so from their hearts.
Take heed and always learn to commit your day ahead to God, Let God take charge and do the rest for you.

Lord please help me to thank you at all times, even when the situation feels like it's taking my every breath away from me.

Speak To God your father today, He is Always eager and excited to talk to you. He longs for you.

The Hilarious Church EPS 92 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

Since it's still love month, a post valentine message wouldn't hurt now would it?

I believe this is a beautiful biblical template, that will save you from asking God to show you evident signs like a volcano eruption for you to easily see the red flag you are being color blind to.

That's a funny analogy, but isn't that true?
If you have to force someone to love you, then don't you think that's burdensome? You will never end up getting the best out of the person and your heart can never be in a permanent state of calm, cause all you think about is how to make the person love you more, or what would happen if you slip and the person falls out of love for you and the whole headache that comes with that.
Letting yourself allow God to naturally do his work, and with gratefulness and wholeheartedness see that what God has ordained for you is best for you. He has seen what would be the best thing for you, wait on God rather than disregarding His plan for you and  running after your spec 😂.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you shouldn't have a spec, but is this spec of yours in alignment to God's plan or is it carnal??

What perfect love story and a life of long lovely marital fulfillment would you have if you left it for God to do the hard work??
I mean who doesn't want love and peace of mind?
God is capable of making you have both with no regrets.

As against our will and what we want, the person God has in store for us might not be perfectly aligned with the ideology of your dream partner.
Nobody is perfect, we all have our flaws, but when you give God the pot and allow him to cook, we'd realize that it's the best person we could ever ask for. That's where the popular saying will come into play; "He/She is not perfect but they are perfect to me/in my eyes."
Men and Women, take care of whom God has kept in your charge. Just like the parable of the talent, care for your partner, grow your partner, invest your time, love, energy, spirituality in your partner and just imagine how beautiful that would be. So that when God comes to account for your partner, He has a big smile on His face.

Ladies, this is for you too.
Take yourselves to church😂, grow together in Christ, love each other in Christ, look out for each other.
There are more exciting things to do outside your bed...come on guys. 

One thing men forget is that they are to lead as the head in Christ in the family.
1 Corinthians 11:3 AMP
[3] But I want you to understand that Christ is the head (authority over) of every man, and man is the head of woman, and God is the head of Christ.

If anything this confirms more, that men should be the prayer warriors, the intercessors, the spiritual leaders and many more. Sadly, they have left this job jurisdiction to their wives and instead they sit as the head of the home where they rule over their wives and children and tell them they can't eat meals that are not fresh 😑.
If you'd only take your spiritual jobs this seriously, a lot of family problems would be solved.

We may not have it all, sometimes we actually just need someone to fill in the missing piece, just like a jigsaw puzzle.
And that's why it is always very important to leave God to help you find the right one.
Who knows you better than God? Infact He knows you more than you know yourselves.
Imagine getting the wrong partner who doesn't balance up what you are missing, lmao that's war.

You hear that 😂🧏🏾
#Runs away with my shoes in my hands

All that aside, the one who loves you more than you can ever begin to imagine, is patiently waiting and has always patiently waited to dine with you.
If your relationship with the biggest and best lover in the whole universe is terrible, please drag that chair, sir down, sip that boba on the table and discuss with God.
The one who will never treat you wrong, the one who always has you first in mind, the one who literally died a gruesome death to save you.
Anything else taking your time asides him is futile, focus on Him and all other things will be added unto you.

Today, love being the topic, commit your love life, marital home and everything associated into the hands of God, is it a failing relationship or marriage, give it to God He knows what to do.
What other thing is giving you a tough time? Is it school? Work? Career path? Family? Finance? Health? And counting.

Give it to God with all your heart and I promise you, He knows what to do with it.

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)

The Hilarious Church EPS 91 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 I'm here again dropping some Christian Rizz for you all for Valentine's Day 😂, Don't mess this up for us both.

When I read this at first, I laughed, cause it was too hilarious.
But then it dawned on me, it's actually not funny, and that's what a lot of us are going through rn.
So many times we feel oh it's because we are the "chosen ones" whom God has decided to give his toughest battles to because at the end of it all we are going to get the greatest rewards and that is as false as it comes.
So many times people suffer because apparently God doesn't know who they are and it's the devil in control of their lives.
You "believe" you know God and do what "God asks you to do" but truly is that you gaslighting yourself into justifying the acts you do that doesn't align with the full purpose of God or do you actually not know God and are just lying to yourself??
The worst thing that any true Christian would want to hear, is that God doesn't know them, especially on the day of reckoning.

Do not suffer in vain, get back right with God. Let him know you, so you know that the test you are going through is God ordained with an actual reward and not that you are just punishing yourself.

This is actually really comforting. He knows we are humans and apparently not the wisest bunch😂. He knows that so many times we will get stuck or confused and won't figure out the next line of action, He knows that so many times we will actually try to give up or give up along the line, He knows so many times we will make the dumbest decisions.
But in all these, He has factored in every possible mistake we could make and every wrong turn and being the merciful God that He is, as long as we remain steadfast in all these to still reach the end goal, we will definitely make it.
It's all about having faith, believing and holding fast on to God and trusting Him that in every step no matter how wrong it looks, He is there to guide you back on track and lead you to the end game. 

No wonder biblical angels always go "do not be afraid", but regardless do you think that would help???😭😭
Me I Just know that if I actually see a biblical Angel I will faint first...then when I reach the pearly gates, they will ask me what I'm doing here😭 and I'll ask them back why did they send me into extreme shock.
I pray to see an actual angel but at the same time I'm praying this prayer, I also pray to God that when these happens, He should hold my heart well so I don't go into a heart attack.

So yes😂, I'm bringing this back this week 
Last week, a whole other POV of viewing this was explained, you can read this in EPS 90 of THC.
Another POV was pointed out which was interpreted as;
We love hurting people, we love people who are in pain and we want to help, we love people who are tearing up in the inside and with the help of God, we want to help heal their wounds.
We love those who are hurting and the church of Christ loves to stand as a helper and comforter to those who are hurting.

And a Unique perspective we got from each of them, with a sprinkle of side disses to each other 😂.
It was like they have all been waiting to be asked their Point of View 😂.

Today on Christian Rizz.
Since Valentine is around the corner, I'm helping y'all with some lines 😂, if you don't have a God fearing partner by now, it's because you are not listening to my step by step tutorial😂.
(I guess I'm not listening to myself either 😭, singles, where are you at? Let's talk😭)

It always feels so good to know that the One who always got everything covered, got you covered.
So why do you fear?

Well who better to trust with your life, than with someone who never drowns?.
You don't have to ever fear drowning in any situation you find yourself, cause the one who guides you will make you walk on water alongside Him.
Me for one, I do not like a large body of water being  above my nose, so yes I do not like being buried under my problems and circumstances. I'll pick walking over them any day and anytime.

And that's on period.
No matter how big and large your plans are for yourself, they can never be as big to even the tiniest bit of thought God has for you.
Sometimes God's plan for you might not look as big or glamorous as you wish for yourself, but trust me it's more glamorous than you having the whole world.

Matthew 16:26 AMP
[26] For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world [wealth, fame, success], but forfeits his soul? Or what will a man give in exchange for his soul?

If you have never been in this mode before, then you have either never listened to the sermons or you haven't allowed Jesus to arrest you yet.

The Hilarious Church EPS 90 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 Apparently Jesus is Bad at Maths😂!!!

Nothing Jesus does ever adds up in our own human minds, but it makes perfect sense.
Regardless of His terrible maths skills, He is the best Saver and Accountant 😂.
Best in saving.
And guess what he saves?
Our souls, our lives.
Money is not His problem, He doesn't need to save that cause it's not what is of value to him.
But you know what is?
You!!!
Nothing is more important than Saving you.
That's all He ever thinks of and that's all He ever cares about.

I couldn't, you couldn't.
If you think it's all by you or the black man under a banana tree somewhere then you lie to yourself and you know you lie to yourself.
We all on our own are powerless, but God at work within us is unstoppable!!!!
#flexing my tiny little arm muscles

Well well, I have good news for those who like to hurt people😂. There is this place we call a church, where they speak the blunt abi blatant truth (how do they say that thing again 😭)
Join a Bible believing church around you, join us to hurt(inspire) people with the truth of the gospel. 
Hurt them with what they don't want to hear so they get saved to Heaven.
Let's hurt people to Heaven, instead of healing them to Hell.
P.s Any church where they keep telling you what you want to hear so you can gratify your wrongs is not where you should be.
A true Church hurts your feelings into doing the right thing and will never gratify your wrong doings.

A friendly reminder that whenever things

are not working out, it's not that you are a failure, you are only human. Emphasizing the point I made in meme 7 above, you wouldn't make it this far or anywhere without Jesus Christ. We can't achieve anything by ourselves, only with the help of Christ. So next time when things are not working out and you think you are failing again. Stop and ask yourself, am I doing this by myself or am I doing this with Jesus?

Remember, you alone can't go anywhere but you with Jesus are Unstoppable.

It's Valentine Month.
If that relationship is not smelling Jesus, then my candid advise for you is to reconsider the whole thing.
The only way that relationship would know where it's heading is only if Jesus is shining His light on the road of the relationship, but if you are walking in the dark, how do you even know where you are going to? Or what's on the way, the obstacles you'll need to cross and everything that you can't do in the dark.
A successful relationship is one that can see the way, it's one that has Jesus' light in it.

Let him who has ears let him hear.

 

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain His favourite 😌)