The Hilarious Church EPS 98 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 Happy Special Sunday to all Mothers

I'm using this medium to say a spectacular Mothering Sunday to my one and only Birthgiver and indeed a mother figure in my life, Linda Mallum♥️.

I love you enough to do what Jesus did on the cross for us 🥹♥️.

Happy Mother's Day Mama♥️

And truly, there is no hug as comforting and reassuring like that of your Mum 🥹♥️.
Linda Mallum gives the best hug and God knows I have been craving it for a while now.

Truly😂♥️

 Mums have suffered 😂♥️

It's Amazing how mothers are able to juggle their life and the lives of all others under their care, having to also be the burden bearer of the family and the unpaid therapist...
The real super heros of our world today🥹♥️
A wise mother is worth more than Silver or Gold 

I'm so sure it wasn't 😂....You wake up everyday not knowing what stunt your son is going to pull.
He is either missing or flogging some people in the temple, or riling up a village, about to be stoned and so many other things.
How she never got any heart disease during this period is an undocumented miracle of the bible.

And sincerely that has been the thread that has been holding so many of us. If so many of us never had praying mothers, I'm not sure we would have made it this far.
Mothers are our literal guardian angels, just in human form.
If you are still blessed enough to have your mother alive with you today, why don't you bless God for her and do your possible best to honour her while her breath is still in her, and if she is not, treasure the memories you have of her cause it's gold 🥹♥️

This we pray for all our mothers today, they are the ones we run to when we are in trouble, but who do they run to when they are in trouble?(Well they run to God but I mean like a physical problem solver😂, asides their husbands too....shout out to my dad 😂).
We pray that even in the midst of uncertainties, when it feels like the world is coming to an end may God Cloth you with strength and may you laugh without fear of the future🥹♥️.

Now come on eve...I support Adam here😩

What perfect comparison is out there than this yo explain how God comforts us. 

And for the other side of the Mothering Clan 😂
Choose Jesus!!!

Her child support was literally Jesus 😭 
All she had to do was use Him or extort him(that sounds too harsh but then😂)
Like it's so simple, she would have gone 'oh hey God, you know your son is in my hands now, she would then make her request and then make some threats here and there' and woman would have been ruling Jerusalem in a mansion but oh well....who is this gentile speaking here😭😩

Have a wonderful mother's day lovelings.

The Hilarious Church EPS 97 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

Today there has been a caught🙌🏾

This is actually what I do when I ask myself what will Jesus do?

Oya oya, you have catch me 🙌🏾
My apologies if you think I always air you, I just pretend to be dead so I can recuperate 🙏🏾

Cut....From the top boys from the top
That means He is God...stop forgetting your lines!!!

Like what if the actual mum agreed 😂.....have you ever thought about what might have happened?

My only comfort is that it's the Lord that has used me like this and not Man because 😭....
I didn't know what I was signing up for and the irony is I wouldn't have it better 😭..Like God I'm happy you are actually using the hell out of me😭😭
Use all the hell and leave the heaven in me alone please🙏🏾

Only Jesus can satisfy!!!
Not physical hunger or thirst, but those things that you yearn deep down, that keeps you up at night, that makes you distracted from what matters, only Jesus can quench that fulfillment in you that you need on a spiritual level.
He is the source of spiritual nourishment and eternal life, fulfilling the needs of those who come to him in faith. 

Don't be shy to ask God for a refill....
Feeling drained? Jesus can and will refill you to the brim.
If you aren't filled in Christ, then I promise you nothing else can give you the fulfillment that Jesus gives.
You want satisfaction and you think money or food or whatever your vanity is, will give you that fulfillment? I am here to tell you today that you are wrong.
Just like the meme above states about John 6:35
Only Jesus quenches any hunger and thirst within you and only Jesus gives true satisfaction.

1. Isaiah 41:10 AMP
[10] Do not fear [anything], for I am with you; Do not be afraid, for I am your God. I will strengthen you, be assured I will help you; I will certainly take hold of you with My righteous right hand [a hand of justice, of power, of victory, of salvation].’

2. 2 Timothy 1:7 AMP
[7] For God did not give us a spirit of timidity or cowardice or fear, but [He has given us a spirit] of power and of love and of sound judgment and personal discipline [abilities that result in a calm, well-balanced mind and self-control].

3. Deuteronomy 31:6 AMP
[6] Be strong and courageous, do not be afraid or tremble in dread before them, for it is the Lord your God who goes with you. He will not fail you or abandon you.”

4. 1 John 4:18 AMP
[18] There is no fear in love [dread does not exist]. But perfect (complete, full-grown) love drives out fear, because fear involves [the expectation of divine] punishment, so the one who is afraid [of God’s judgment] is not perfected in love [has not grown into a sufficient understanding of God’s love].

5. Psalms 23:4 AMP
[4] Even though I walk through the [sunless] valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod [to protect] and Your staff [to guide], they comfort and console me.

No wonder there is always so much emphasis on Jesus taking the wheels, cause how in the world am I supposed to drive through that and not fall to my demise?
See Jesus driving without even looking at the road, even though trust me I'm always screaming "look front!!! Look front!!!"
But the point is 😂...
Jesus can pull the stunt and you Cannot.
So what's holding you back from giving Jesus the wheel today?

Not just any child...A child of God.
It's really okay to drop the sword and cry to your heavenly Father who art in heaven. He also knows you can't do this alone and there are times when we will break down and He will be right there to comfort us.
But kindly note, with importance, dropping your sword is not the same as giving up, that's you catching a break..you drop the sword, you cry and you get back on your feet.
There is no room for giving up here.

Right where he belongs.
Tell me, when you have a dirty food item on the floor do you pick it up and put it back on your plate to eat?
No, you put it in the garbage.
So why do you allow what's meant to be under your feet inside your heart, mind and brain instead?
It implies that you are a dirty person yourself 😂, and do you like dirty people? Nooo
So why are you one?
Clean yourself with the Blood of Jesus today and send the devil back under your feet, right where he belongs.

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)

The Hilarious Church EPS 96 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 Hey Hey Hey,🩷🩷

Happy Sunday Beautiful People of God.

We Bless the new day God has given into us to worship Him.

Even your tears says so much, even if you don't know what to say to God, when you always find yourself crying in the presence of God without uttering a word, your tears have spoken for you.
It's better to come to God and cry than never to come to God.
The irony about it is that you cry to God and He gives you permanent Joy,
The devil gives you temporary joy and makes you cry till the end.

I might want to add:
 🔍 dealing with pregnancy as a teenager.
🔍Living with the stigma of teenage pregnancy.
🔍How to tell if your spouse has really heard from God or is trying to silence you forever.
Let me know your thoughts in the comments😂

Ommgggggggg
I feel so edible I like it 😋.
If Jesus thinks you are toastally cool, then who are you to think you are burnt toast?
Even if you are burnt toast😂, I'm sure he alone knows why and what you need to do as a burnt toast😂

And that's what makes Jesus..well Jesus😂....
He hates sin and He doesn't condone it, when you sin it creates an increasing gap between you both because light and dark doesn't mix, but as the distance keeps growing He never stops reaching his hand out to you to take it back again. The gap between you and God can only be caused through you by the act of the sin you commit.
Jesus is always on stand by and has never left even for a second.
So when you come running back to Him with true repentance He is always more than happy to welcome you back in His arms and continue from where you left off.
He is never mad at you, He knows and understand that you are human, all He requires from you is to just trust Him in your walk of life, instead of leaning on your own understanding and following the ways of the world. 

You are salt and light, You are not Salty and lit 😂..know the difference!!!
As christians, we are called to be a positive influence in the world, just as salt preserves and light illuminates. 
Christians should help make the world a better place, with their character and actions and with what they say.
The Gospel of Jesus is not Jesus in our words that proclaim Him but also in our actions that shows Him.

Matthew 5:13, 15-16 AMP

[13] “You are the salt of the earth; but if the salt has lost its taste (purpose), how can it be made salty? It is no longer good for anything, but to be thrown out and walked on by people [when the walkways are wet and slippery].

[15] nor does anyone light a lamp and put it under a basket, but on a lampstand, and it gives light to all who are in the house. [16] Let your light shine before men in such a way that they may see your good deeds and moral excellence, and [recognize and honor and] glorify your Father who is in heaven.

A lot of Praying, talking to God, Spending time with God will keep you very vigilant and prepared for any circumstances that will occur in your life.
So many people do not know that there are currently some silent battles that your previous prayers have fought for you.
While it is very nice to pray when you are in difficult situations, you are also advised to pray even when not in a difficult situation, so that when the situation arises you had fought the battle way before.

I do this a lot and so many times maybe because of my believe in waiting for a sign at that moment😂, I am actually thrown to the verse that I needed badly at that moment.

It cannot compare!!!
The beautiful thing about God's Joy is that you forget entirely how much pain you have suffered and endured before that point, and when the Joy finally comes you will be like, omg just that pain for this much Joy!!! Wow.
(Amen ooo😭😭, cause ahh for this pain I have endured my Joy has to be like Heavens Joy, cause this survival is not a joke😂)

So because you know, that the Joy coming is nothing compared to that Pain..sleep and relax in Jesus knowing fully well that He has a more than perfect plan for you.
(I said sleep in Christ ooo, I didn't say sleep in laziness, let's be guided😂✋🏾)

I pray with you today, that you be healed and you be free 🩷.

The Hilarious Church EPS 95 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 It's never too late to wish that Jesus Baby Girl a Happy Women's Day.

The Hilarious Church is wishing every woman out there the best of God's blessings, God sees you, He knows your struggles, He understands them, He hears your heart cries and He is working on your Joy.

Have a Blessed life ahead, and live like the princesses that you are ...you know why? Cause God the King is your father.

In your walk to the top remember to trust in God and continue moving forward even when you can't see the outcome.
Sight will only get you to a measured achievement but Faith will take you where no man has ever dared.

 2 Corinthians 5:7 AMP
[7] for we walk by faith, not by sight [living our lives in a manner consistent with our confident belief in God’s promises]—

MAKE IT A CONFESSION 

So many times we get carried away by the standards of the world to form who we are, comparison sets in and we lose ourselves to what we are not.
This is a friendly reminder that you are a damsel and you are made in the stunning Image of God, and this is not just physical, but your Entirety, your being, your personality, your character, that which makes you distinct and unique, cause girl, truthfully there can be only one you in a lifetime and that's on Period 💅🏾.

This literally summarises what God says in
Isaiah 41:10 AMP
[10] Do not fear [anything], for I am with you; Do not be afraid, for I am your God. I will strengthen you, be assured I will help you; I will certainly take hold of you with My righteous right hand [a hand of justice, of power, of victory, of salvation].’

Jesus has got your back baby girl, don't fret, okay?
What assurance do you need more than this.
Just 'Trust God and Let God' Boo🩷 

Psalms 46:5 AMP
[5] God is in the midst of her [His city], she will not be moved; God will help her when the morning dawns.

You won't Fall boo, stride out there in the confidence of God and Conquer.

Proverbs 31:25 AMP
[25] Strength and dignity are her clothing and her position is strong and secure; And she smiles at the future [knowing that she and her family are prepared].

I Really don't know what could make you fidget again, reading all the promises that God has spoken to and for you.

Proverbs 31:30 AMP
[30] Charm and grace are deceptive, and [superficial] beauty is vain, But a woman who fears the Lord (b) [reverently worshiping, obeying, serving, and trusting Him with awe-filled respect], she shall be praised.

A reminder that you also have to keep your part of the agreement to make sure you unlock all the Perks of God's promises,which is stated in the (b) part of this verse. 

Luke 1:45 AMP
[45] And blessed [spiritually fortunate and favored by God] is she who believed and confidently trusted that there would be a fulfillment of the things that were spoken to her [by the angel sent] from the Lord.”

And He says Blessed is She who Believes!!!
Babeeeeee, what is making you doubt God?
It has to be the devil and you know it, it's not you. God has told you that as long as you hang on to Him, you are more than capable, so it's not about your strength anymore cause your strength no longer comes from you but from God.

Proverbs 31:26 AMP
[26] She opens her mouth in [skillful and godly] wisdom, And the teaching of kindness is on her tongue [giving counsel and instruction].

Wisdom is also assured unto you, how blissful

Proverbs 31:20 AMP
[20] She opens and extends her hand to the poor, And she reaches out her filled hands to the needy.

Very Importantly she is Kind

And for the cherry on top

Proverbs 31:10-12 AMP
[10] An excellent woman [one who is spiritual, capable, intelligent, and virtuous], who is he who can find her? Her value is more precious than jewels and her worth is far above rubies or pearls. [11] The heart of her husband trusts in her [with secure confidence], And he will have no lack of gain. [12] She comforts, encourages, and does him only good and not evil All the days of her life.

The Hilarious Church EPS 94 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

How to get along with a friend whose father intends to kill you 😂
(Let me know what history of David needs to be cleared in the comments)

Peaceful, Happier and Worth Living.

It actually gets discouraging when you keep trying and it seems no one notices all your effort, labor and hard work,
regardless, don't stop.
Sometimes that last push is what opens the door.
Jesus notices all and sees all and let me remind you and inform you (for those who are clueless) that He is gonna make all the sleepless nights pay off in a grand way and at the right time.
Be patient and just trust Him in the process 🥹

With God in the picture nothing can take you by surprise.
You get to switch roles, you get to take the unforseen by surprise.
God has everything planned out and He is always ready for action.
So I hope the things at the corner are hearing, and dispersing from my corner, cause the surprise I have for them will scare the daylight out of them.

The absence of one, worse still all can be very very demoralizing, restlessness sets in and we start finding comfort and peace in things that are only temporary just to fill the void inside us.
The absence of peace from one's life makes a person go in search of things that have been given freely already by God.
Sincerely only God gives all, turn to God NOW.

Today I want to thank God that I wasn't born during sauls antichrist movement 😭. Me and the Hilarious Church would have been among the first to go in an excruciating way.
😭Oh my poor limbs 

God knows you in and out, He took his time to delicately craft you as a masterpiece made only from the best selling potter, so how dare you think less of yourself?
You are worth more than Diamonds baby.
Isaiah 64:8 AMP
[8] Yet, O Lord, You are our Father; We are the clay, and You our Potter, And we all are the work of Your hand.

But guess what?? Each time we open the book and read it again, it takes us to a whole new dimension of meanings and realisations, making each time feel like the first because we get to learn and understand new things.
Its almost like we have never actually read the book before, meanwhile we have read it countless times and for every time it's a different perspective.

Another interesting thing about the Book is that, a line can mean different things to every reader, so dissecting the verses, talking about it to each other, learning and understanding it meanings with the help of the Holy Spirit is always wholesome and it always feels brand new.

Know this and start acting right,
Know this and live right,
Know this and know Peace.

Only God's Grace.
It's not because you took extra caution, or you predicted the market really well or coincidences and whatever reason you guys make up in place of God's Grace.
Trust me if God's Grace was not in the picture, you wouldn't be reading this right now.

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)