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Sunday, April 20, 2025

Easter Sunday ✝️🔨🩸

 My Jesus Just Came back from the Deeaaaddddddddddd

Happy Easter my lovelings 

I pray your problems do not rise from the dead as from today 😑 🙏🏾

Matthew 26:28 AMP
[28] for this is My blood of the [new and better] covenant, which [ratifies the agreement and] is being poured out for many [as a substitutionary atonement] for the forgiveness of sins.


No one does it like Jesus 

Bad dum Tss 🥁

The only Maths Class that should be allowed😂

Ta daaaaaaaaaa

Wow Mary?? Is this some time traveling???

It doesn't in any way😑..
SAY NO TO BILLS!!!!

John 3:16 AMP
[16] “For God so [greatly] loved and dearly prized the world, that He [even] gave His [One and] only begotten Son, so that whoever believes and trusts in Him [as Savior] shall not perish, but have eternal life.

That's how much Jesus loves you.
 

 Life by Death: A True Love Story 

He always does!!
He was bruised and pierced so we can always be remembered 

A little inspiration for me and my friends with bed rising struggles😂

While Jesus died for us to always be remembered, do we remember Him?
Do you remember Jesus?
What is Jesus to you?
A fairytale? A myth? A prophet? A Legend? Or your Lord and Saviour?

And 3 daaaayyyyysssssssss laaaatttttteeeeerrr

Show me anyone else who has resurrected himself by himself and I'll show you how you can effectively win an argument with a parrot 😑✋🏾



Sunday, April 13, 2025

EPISODE 100 🎊🎊

It’s Episode 100 today, and my heart is so full🥹♥️.

Thank you—truly—to everyone who has stayed with us 🫂, supported us 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾, and believed in this journey through all 100 episodes♥️.

It hasn’t been easy😩. There were moments when everything felt overwhelming, and we had to step away for a while, but even in the chaos, God showed up and by His grace, we found our way back—stronger 💪🏾, more determined, and more grateful than ever.

We’ve always held one thing close: the gospel must be heard!!! And The Hilarious Church has been such a beautiful vessel for that___helping us share light and laughter with purpose.

Here’s to 100 more episodes, and to touching a hundred times more lives.

Thank you for walking this path with us🤗♥️.


 One powerful lesson I’ve learned from the story of Judas is this: you can be in the right company—even the perfect company—but that alone doesn’t guarantee you’ll turn out right.
Unless you make a conscious decision in your heart to let that good company influence you positively, it won't truly change you.

So, it’s not just about being surrounded by the right people—is your heart also in the right place? 

Oh yes

What greater way could He show His love for us than by dying on the cross—not just to save us from death, but to give us eternal life?


Be like Jesus 

You get to save the most important thing ever, your soul.



I’ve been thinking… how did rabbits and eggs end up in the story of Jesus’ resurrection?
It just doesn’t add up—rabbits don’t even lay eggs! Where did we miss the plot? I honestly want to understand.
If it had been a chicken, maybe it would’ve made more sense.
 After all, a chicken actually crowed during one of the most intense moments—Peter’s denial while Jesus was being tortured.
It’s wild how the world sometimes replaces powerful truths with cute distractions.
Let’s not forget what it’s really all about.


This week on Easter Friday.
Stay Tuned!!!

To inform Occasional worshippers that church opens every Sunday asides Christmas, Easter and new year.
God bless you

The Lost what😭???

Jesus, I apologize on their behalf—for they truly and sincerely do not know what they are doing.





Sunday, April 6, 2025

The Hilarious Church EPS 99 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 Heeeeyyyy, it's Jesus Peek a boo Month🤭


I really want to talk to Judas.....and just slap him real hard.

How often do you?

I'm always asking why Judas never asked for forgiveness.......but truly Judas didn't just do a normal sin or lie that he didn't know him like Peter did, he sold the whole Child of God, peace will definitely elude him.😂

The Perfect Chemistry 🥹♥️

Only Jesus♥️

Jesus happily died on the T in can't so that you CAN

And be saved forever and ever.
What better love than someone laying his whole life down so you can be with Him forever.

Only because he died to save us, are we truly happy.
A Happy Jesus Baby Girl.

Peek a boooooo
Surprise surprise Satan 

Jesus happily paid the price for Us🥹♥️
(So if you are owing house rent, tell your Landlord he is a joker)





The Hilarious Church EPS 108(My Sunday Christian Memes)

 It's June 22nd and what day it is .....it's Sunnnnnnddddaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! Victoria is Sacred keh😭😭 Gasps!!Sister Victoria of ...