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Saturday, August 10, 2024

The Hilarious Church EPS 65 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  ๐Ÿ˜˜WELCOME BACK TO EPS 65 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)๐Ÿ˜˜

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Today on Christian Rizz.
Dropping bars for all Josephs Today ๐Ÿ˜‚, you are all welcome ๐Ÿ˜‚

Be a Christian child today.
Do not embark on that illegal visit ๐Ÿ˜‚.
Abstain from all illegal Christian activities today.

So let me do a quick one on how I would spell Ecclestiastes ๐Ÿ˜ญ...Ecclairstiastis....Ecclesisastys.
I don't care what anyone says ๐Ÿ˜ญ the Lord knows what I'm trying to spell and that's all that matters.

The truth might be very harsh but it's only  the truth that can truly set you free. 
So many Preachers now in this times make the gospel sound pleasing to our ears just so they themselves can have followers  and popularity with little to no regard of bringing people into Christianity. The real truth is the gospel will bite you...oh darling it will bite you in places that hurts and at the same time heal you where you need healing badly. The gospel wasn't made for our convenience, no it was made so we can be convenient in Christ even inside the inconvenience the world puts us in, all because we are followers of Jesus. For example, happily being beheaded all for the sake of Christ (that escalated very quickly but a very good example nonetheless) and not compromising so we can live.
Those type of gospel only tears your soul down and never builds your soul up.

Everytime๐Ÿ˜ญ......Then I ask myself does this gossiping count since I'm talking to Jesus? I need me some answers ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Always๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚...I'm sure we have all done this one way or the other ๐Ÿ˜ญ. I personally wait for moments like this just to shake my friend and pretend like I don't know them from Adam๐Ÿ˜ญ and go "ohh nice to meet you, you are new around here yea? First time uhh!!"

YOU CAN NEVER DO IT ALONE.
I REPEAT YOU CAN NEVER DO IT BY YOURSELF.
Only Jesus can help you out of whatever it might be that you are in.
And if you still decide not to let Jesus handle it for you then good luck as you watch your life crumble right before your very eyes.

No matter how tiny that sin might be, it will still destroy you. Don't think it's too small of a sin that it wouldn't count, and cause of that you keep doing it, and for your information there is no such thing as a small sin. A sin is a sin and it's very grievous to your soul. Do not harbour sin, do not accommodate sin of any kind. It might look harmless but believe me it will destroy you.
Just like a virus, a little tiny (you can't even see it with your eyes)I cannot hurt a fly thingy, it looks harmless but leave it unattended to, or give it a comfortable environment and watch how it spreads till it destroys its host.
GET RID OF IT NOW...LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!

Are you hurt? Are you Broken? Are you in pain? Are you damaged? Have you countlessly told yourself you can't be fixed?
Well I have got good news for you today, you very well can!!!. But of course, it's not by your own power, or a great therapist or some kind of psychic or what not, but Jesus.
No matter how destroyed to the point of no return you feel you are in, there is someone who can fix you and that's Jesus.
And what you have to do is so simple, Just accept him, give your life to him and let him handle the situation. 
Give Jesus the task. Are you doubting? Fine okay it's okay. But give Him a shot. Let's see if he disappoints.
There is no way you can say you have given your life to Jesus to heal your brokenness and he didn't.
Then you definitely have done it wrong.
Go back and give him full control, and just sit back and watch how he repairs you completely, not partially not up to a point, BUT TOTALLY.

Why exactly are you hiding it? We have a God who sees all, He is Omniscient.
He knows everything, there is no point in hiding it. The more you hide the pain the more it kills you.
Why don't you share it with Him, the only one who can heal your pain.
(I am Giving you a warm hug)

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Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite ๐Ÿ˜Œ)


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