The Hilarious Church EPS 90 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 Apparently Jesus is Bad at Maths😂!!!

Nothing Jesus does ever adds up in our own human minds, but it makes perfect sense.
Regardless of His terrible maths skills, He is the best Saver and Accountant 😂.
Best in saving.
And guess what he saves?
Our souls, our lives.
Money is not His problem, He doesn't need to save that cause it's not what is of value to him.
But you know what is?
You!!!
Nothing is more important than Saving you.
That's all He ever thinks of and that's all He ever cares about.

I couldn't, you couldn't.
If you think it's all by you or the black man under a banana tree somewhere then you lie to yourself and you know you lie to yourself.
We all on our own are powerless, but God at work within us is unstoppable!!!!
#flexing my tiny little arm muscles

Well well, I have good news for those who like to hurt people😂. There is this place we call a church, where they speak the blunt abi blatant truth (how do they say that thing again 😭)
Join a Bible believing church around you, join us to hurt(inspire) people with the truth of the gospel. 
Hurt them with what they don't want to hear so they get saved to Heaven.
Let's hurt people to Heaven, instead of healing them to Hell.
P.s Any church where they keep telling you what you want to hear so you can gratify your wrongs is not where you should be.
A true Church hurts your feelings into doing the right thing and will never gratify your wrong doings.

A friendly reminder that whenever things

are not working out, it's not that you are a failure, you are only human. Emphasizing the point I made in meme 7 above, you wouldn't make it this far or anywhere without Jesus Christ. We can't achieve anything by ourselves, only with the help of Christ. So next time when things are not working out and you think you are failing again. Stop and ask yourself, am I doing this by myself or am I doing this with Jesus?

Remember, you alone can't go anywhere but you with Jesus are Unstoppable.

It's Valentine Month.
If that relationship is not smelling Jesus, then my candid advise for you is to reconsider the whole thing.
The only way that relationship would know where it's heading is only if Jesus is shining His light on the road of the relationship, but if you are walking in the dark, how do you even know where you are going to? Or what's on the way, the obstacles you'll need to cross and everything that you can't do in the dark.
A successful relationship is one that can see the way, it's one that has Jesus' light in it.

Let him who has ears let him hear.

 

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain His favourite 😌)