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| Come on now😭😭😭 |
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| I always feel like the chosen one when this happens to me or moments where I just open the bible and it takes me to the exact same scripture they call. I suddenly start feeling like I'm in the spirit and I don't know, like I'm on another level of divineness these people can't see, I'm floating in Glory and I need to be calmed😂😂 |
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| E doesn't mara😭...God that I'm singing too made my voice and is collecting me like that😭 |
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| Then you look around you discretely while pretending like nothing happened to see if the people around you noticed that embarrassment 😭😭..heez really hembarrasing. |
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| She might be Ying and I might be yang but we make quite a good team 😭😭( a short summary of you don't have to hate them cause they are not of your world and also you still don't have to be equally yoked together, keep a balance, till you slowly start turning their garment white..hmhm don't allow them to turn your own garment black ooo Oluchi!!!!) |
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| If you be STILL!!!...let's be truthful to ourselves!! Are we always still?? Do we calm down to ask God what the situation is all about and what could be the possible outcome from it? What he wants us to learn from it? What the real situation is? Most times we just jump into wetin God no send us, and we let the enemy get a good grip of the situation to manipulate us well. It's not easy to be still honestly, but God is telling us today to learn to calm down, we should breathe in #inhales# and breathe out #exhale# and trust in him and only then can we see the clearer picture. |
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| It was a beautiful sunny afternoon you are out chilling by the pool with your friends and probably telling small gossips as you laugh over the sound of water splashes being made by people playing in the pool, when all of a sudden #Heavy Thunder noises# the cloud starts getting darker and the once was beautiful sun was swallowed up by the clouds accompanied with flashes of lightening travelling through the sky,a heavy gust of wind rises from the ground swallowing everything along it's path.."what is going on?" You screamed to your friend while holding on to the grip of the pool bar for your dear life, when suddenly ....#ahhhhh# you heard resounding screams from all over the place and in confusion you look around and see few people being transformed into light, levitating up to the sky in the blink of an eye. You look up and behold you see a bright light appear in the sky in the form of a being in all glory sitting on a shining cloud with an army of Angels ready for war...(let me fast forward 😂) using your hand as a shield to block your eyes from the piercing rays of lights radiating from the sky, you realise it's the rapture "but why am I not going up you start to cry", tears trickling down your face till you start to scream out loud, "no Jesus take me, don't leave me please, Jesus have mercy on me" you fall to the floor with your head looking up towards the sky not minding whatever might be in the way and with thunderous eyes Jesus looks at you, lightning flashing through His eyes, His facial expression getting darker forming a frown and In the most scariest and thunderous voice reverberating all through the earth he says ..." I NEVER KNEW YOU DEPART FROM ME" and the next thing you realise is you have been thrown by the heavy gust of wind into a red hot boiling lava licking your skin to your bones slowly and painfully with the creatures of hell holding onto your body and drowning you in the deep red boiling pool of lava. Ehhh God forbid God forbid, I reject it for you and me..no no nooooo..God forbid .. Ah Omo who send me work like this 😂. Anyways just enough to tell you that this should be your biggest fear. (I really wanted to really write it properly with the appropriate effect, reaction and emotion ..but space and time 😂, please just collect this write up like this, next time will prepare well for it) |
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| Image 1 drowning in Lava😂 image 2 floating in the clouds with Jesus...But really life without Jesus has you drowning in different life problems every single day that you never have time to catch your breath, while life with Jesus has you swimming and floating through the problems with ease like it was never there. |
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| Can I hear you say AMEN!!!!.. Keep trusting Jesus and he will never let you down. |
I just knew I was a smarty😭😭😭..I need to be paid my coins😂😂..give me the drums please..bad dum tss 🥁
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| Last week on the Hilarious Quiz 😂 |
Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)
