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| Today on Christian Rizz 😂 If none of y'all haven't gotten a partner from my efforts then you need some revival 😭 |
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| Okay this is funny 🤣 But really, Jesus is not in your way okay, He is not in the way of your progress, He is not in the way of what you feel is best for your life, He is not in the way of things being right for your life, infact if anything He is the way for your life, He is the way for your happiness, He is the way to get to everything you want that will be right for your life. So next time when you feel Jesus is in the way, remember that HE IS THE WAY. (P.s He is the only way to the reality of God, no one else goes to the father except through Him. You can believe God exist and pray to God but if you over rule the existence of Jesus and everything Jesus is about then sorry you are still missing the whole point. If you don't follow the way you can't make it to God, which means you believing in God but not in Jesus will end you in a destination that's not the final destination, cause you have been following the wrong ways to God) John 14:6 AMP [6] Jesus said to him, “I am the [only] Way [to God] and the [real] Truth and the [real] Life; no one comes to the Father but through Me. |
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| Fun fact: Latrines are referred to as Baals Temple Anyways 😂 Jesus doesn't poop, He never Sleeps neither does he slumber. So He will answer when you call. Actually He is the only one that answers when you call. Psalms 121:4 AMP [4] Behold, He who keeps Israel Will neither slumber [briefly] nor sleep [soundly]. So yes, He Has a lot of time to complete the assignments you give him. He never sleeps on the Job Believe me 😉 |
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| Off Record but your calculator can make you sin on multiple numbers😂😭 E.g sin 90 😭 |
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| Oh boy I'm so gonna jump grandpa Adam and Grandmama Eve as soon as I pass through those pearly gates 😭 Heavenly detention awaits me 😭 |
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| Jesus Christ is coming Back. HE IS COMING BACK. CHANGE YOUR WAYS. He is not gonna tell us when, He is gonna "jack in the box" us, so why don't we jack in the box him back with our readiness. He is like Boom and we return it with a booyah we saw that one coming. |
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| Praying for each other cannot be over emphasized. This is a literal picture of the saying "let's stand in the gap for each other". When we learn to really love each other as people and as friends, we fight unseen battles for each other that we don't even know the extent to their depths. Let's learn to pray for each other even without cause, let's learn to stop being jealous of whatever progress our friends and family get. We pray and love each other so we don't let each other fall. Prayer for intercession does a lot really. If you aren't trying it please try and start today. Let's all climb the ladder physically and spiritually guys , not alone but together. |
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| Jesus never left you in those dark times, He carried you, He lifted you through it, He was with you through it all. He carried you so you don't feel the weight of the situation on you. JESUS DID NOT LEAVE YOU, HE NEVER LEFT. if only you did look closer to see how he was with you, supported you and rooted for you through it all. |
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| It sure as everything would be nice to have you there, yes you reading this. So I'd love to see you there, where we can laugh about how THC in its little corner was there to remind you to be in heaven at that moment. Just think about it, wouldn't it be really nice if we finally made it to the place where we can all be together and live as a big fat happy family without thinking of any of these world problems (in queen poppy from trolls voice) |
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| Remember Jesus Loves you. So many ask why that's what every Christian say, and that's cause that's what Jesus asked us to spread, HIS LOVE, which is the greatest thing that can ever be given to us all, Jesus Love. That's the only thing that can save us from literally everything. Accept Jesus Today. |
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| Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together. Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌) |
