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| 😤😑 Honestly, cause the sons of men have been on something lately, that I can't really explain. Sometimes I want to slap them so hard and then tell them Jesus would heal the wounds from the slap 😤 cause He loves them 😂. Many actually need a manual reset and I'm no longer having it 😤 But then Jesus wouldn't really like that now would he 😑....gosh if only he could just let me for one day😭 #screams🤣 (P.s please don't slap anyone and keep showing them love, even if they still prove that they don't deserve it😂) |
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| Full custody, no weekend visits, no alimony, get back into the house with him, let him be the first you see when you wake up, let him be the last you see when you sleep, it's also important so that when you wake up from a nightmare, He is right there to calm you. You are literally the safest when you give him full custody, cause he is always around to protect you, but weekend visits..you are literally just playing Russian roulette with your life 😂 cause anything can happen to you between the previous visit and the next one and trust me that's a long period enough for the bullet to circle back and boom...shoot you.😭 |
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| Oh don't even get me started 🤣, if your church doesn't have a narrow storage room that keeps God knows what 😭, then it's a very suspicious church, go back and check the foundation of the church if its clean🤣 |
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| Ladies and gentlemen, that's why I love Bible studies😂 it's like a whole strategy, it's like a game plan, it's like that critical moment you need to think and plan so you can draw out a battle plan to defeat the enemy 😂😂, just that in this case it's not like it's a competition amongst yourselves, but rather it's about how crazy whose thoughts are in their understanding of the Bible 😂 You get to hear different ideas from people which are so enlightening and you get to tell people yours. I love Bible studies because one passage could mean 10 million things to 10 million people, and it's not like it's wrong, they were all inspired by the Holy Spirit to teach us and remind us that God is dynamic in the way He operates ....He could always come to you straight and direct, take you by surprise or come in ways you never expererrit (expected)😂 |
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| This is a reminder to always remind the devil of his terrible fate waiting for him too, he shouldn't be the only one to laugh, you deserve to laugh too!!! And you laugh bigger because your past doesn't matter and it can't hold you, it's gone but his future is certain Mock him, Make fun of him, ridicule that slime |
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| Let me not even start with Jacob 😂, but if Jacob were to be born in Nigeria now he would probably be igbo for so many reasons 😭😂, major one being his business tactics with Laban his Uncle (not being tribalistic in any way😂). That one aside, So I know there wasn't anything called Electricity back then, so if it's late at night you really can't see or tell much without a torch or fire lamp or something....okay agreed....but you cannot tell me he didn't know that the first woman that was given to him and he slept with was Leah and not Rachel 😭!!!! Come on Jacob😂 It's BS, you lied 😂 |
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| We sometimes get carried away with our gospel debates and so many times we don't want to offend our friends or people around us, so we tone down our gospel messages to not make them get hurt. But I'll tell you now, that's it better you hurt someone into going to heaven than pamper them into hell. If you spread the gospel without mentioning the name Jesus, the "who" that is behind it all, then what have you done? And what exactly is your message?? Jesus is our only message!! Know it now that you'd rather get hated for Jesus than being loved for the devil. Like the writing on the meme states "what's the point"??? |
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| Like me, I didn't want to start small, I wanted to start big, I wanted to have everything on ground, when people would always advise me to just go ahead and start even though it was just "little I shouldn't despise it", I thought they were just saying nonsense. But then even God himself said in Zechariah 4: 10a Do not despise little beginnings Truly, when I decided to just kickstart from what I had, I know I am not where I started from...I'm far way ahead, The Hilarious Church being an example of God's grace in my life 😂....I'm not perfect no, even till now, there are so many things I'm still holding out on cause I feel I haven't gotten to the point that I will even quantify it as a little beginning 😂 but trust me, believe Jesus that, that little beninging (beginning) will be the catapult to the greater future, don't be afraid or ashamed!!! It's okay fr, people can only laugh and make fun of you, that's the worst they can do, but as you keep pushing they would still be thesame ones to come back and hype you up. Believe me!!! | [ | P |
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| God is Bigger than every thing around you that is lying to you that they are the biggest thing you have ever faced. |
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| He Promised He would always, no matter what be with us, even when it seems like He isn't, it's at that point where He is exactly at the point that is most stormy in your life. |
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| Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together. Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain His favourite 😌) |
