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Sunday, January 26, 2025

The Hilarious Church EPS 89 (My Sunday Christian Memes)


Well, this has to be the fastest January in the whole of Januarys' existence ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚



Today, appreciate those people who have turned up for you in every situation you have found yourself in. Even if they served you in the littlest way, please appreciate them.


Another Day to give thanks unto the Lord, because He is who He is.

Ten ways to live in a better world, day by day.

To be like Jesus isn't just a walk in the park especially with our human nature, but it is very possible. You have to let go of your spirit man first and embrace the Holy Spirit.

Learning to put God first.
God doesn't need your money really๐Ÿ˜‚, He has more than enough from where abundance comes from,the whole abundance Himself.
It's to teach us a lesson of loving, regarding and prioritising Him first before anything else.
Salaries have been or will soon be paid๐Ÿ˜‚, don't forget to tithe Lovelings.

Please hear my heart Lord,
Anytime I can't form the words to tell you or cry out to you, please hear my heart Lord.
Anytime the pain or the anxiety gets so much and I can't utter a word of prayer, please hear my heart Lord.
Anytime I get lost within me and can't think of what to say, Please hear my heart Lord.

You have the whole Family Name of God right beside you, the whole Trinity guiding you, why should you fear? 
In everything, you should rejoice and brag in the Name of the Lord and confront anything head on, because the whole Family of God got you.

Oh you are so not the Father ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚!!!!!

Hallelujah ๐Ÿ˜‚

If I was Noah, because of them I'll buy a very loud speaker and go to the deck after the rain has started. I'll now start screaming in the speaker, "The Lord has done it finally finally finally, you all have been shamed but guess who has been redeemed..Meeeeeeee!!!"
Then end it with one wicked laugh, I will still buy chain saw so that any tree that is still standing tall that they can climb to stay out of the flood, I'll lean from the deck and saw the tree off.
You dey laugh me!!!!
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญI see why I can't be Noah ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ.


The Hilarious Church EPS 92 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

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