The Hillarious Church...EPS 27 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 

😙WELCOME BACK TO EPS 27 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILLARIOUS CHURCH😚

Hello my Lovelies💜, so there has been a little or massive upgrade 😂 anyone you would like to call it. The site now offers video features, Language translations to whatever language you understand better, and yesss for the darlings who have been asking and waiting to subscribe you can now subscribe to the page and follow the page, meaning it is me that will come knocking at your door for delivery and not you coming for pick up!!! Amazing huh😀😀!!! ..

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Ladies and Gentlemen and this is why I don't excercise, exercise is from the enemy😭😭..if you like don't go and burn that extra calorie oo be confusing yourself, by the time that fat congest your chest and you cannot breathe well you will realise that you are actually wicked and someone is chasing you😂😂

The kind of Vandalism we should have seen at the polling units for yesterday's election, inscribe and circumscribe Jesus on the ballot boxes but no!!! nooo!!! extreme violence was chosen😬😤

Well!! At least now we know it ain't Peter's church.Thanks Pastor

#Trying to understand in truth and In spirit, heavenly language, tongues and Majesty.

#In deep gaming voice# And we don't tolerate anybody who snac behind our back...#screaming in a high pitched chinese old woman's voice # bring that food here man.

Side eye Mary!!! # Video Credit: Adeniyi Temitope

My my if I was God!!! Thank God I am not..but really if you look at it, with everything God had to go through with the Israelites, It kinda feels like he doesn't want to make the same mistake twice on Nigeria's case cause my gosh I know we would be worse than them😂😂. But jokes aside now, we look at the Israelites and be like gosh!! These guys are the most ungrateful people, why are they this stubborn? ?,  why are they this annoying?? when really we are just like them. On individual basis now, let's ask ourselves do we appreciate God for things that he does for us more than complain about what he hasn't?? Is our appreciation 😁more than our complain and murmur😧, he provided you bread🍞 but you complain that he didn't add jam🍯 and you feel it is better he never even gave you the bread in the first place if he couldn't add the jam 😠and not cause he can't add the jam but it is all part of the process. So many of us have lost our answered prayers 😢due to the murmurs and complains we make instead of thanking him, just like the children of Israel murmured and complained and had to roam in the desert what would have taken them 40days, 40 years and still most didn't see the promise land. Learn to thank God for what you have and don't even have, so you don't loose what you have.

No matter how Amoebaish your mess is rn , no shape, very disfigured, Jesus can mould you back like daanng you gonna be surprised😲.

And he means every word of it😊

On the whole election Period, using Nigeria as a case sample. As sad as the country and situation may look, as all hopes might look lost for so many, the present circumstance of the country will not and will never determine your joy can I hear an Amen👐.

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The Hillarious Church... (My Sunday Christian Memes) EPS 26

 

 😙WELCOME BACK TO EPS 26 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILLARIOUS CHURCH😚

Thank you for dropping by you deserve a reward, Just drop your name on the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hillarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

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Incase I am missing something please tell me.

Some people need that spanking till their bodies are red and swollen😑

Like I will always say, I really thank God for self control 😑😑and the grace of the Lord to allow me allow him to hold my hand from showing some people the highway to heaven. The way humans have tested me this week😠!! Lord have mercy, there would have been traffick in the after life with human souls.👀
But anyways, self control and the Grace to be calm is really important in our human daily living (especially in the world we are in rn,  my dear humans will test you till your can't cannot). So many things that have escalated and brought back negative result would have been avoided if we learned to control ourselves. People will test us? yes! (man they will test you till you want to just throw them overboard or make you buy a truck so you can run them over with it ) but just keep calm and be a Jesus baby not cause you want to of course but cause God needs you too and that is way more important than how we feel.

Boy has he held my mouth in more ways than I can count 😤😤and really that has helped me in avoiding scandals and keeping healthy relationships. We both don't have to be Turkeys always screaming and yelling or saying stuffs that will hurt. 😠Annoyingly and best of all😌, one has to be calm and collected, of course that doesn't still make you the stupid one, I know you might be asking why does it have to be me?? But really do you want to be the Turkey? always complaining or saying something not so nice, shouting or causing chaos with your tongue?? Yes you should voice out cause you aren't a dummy and people should be aware of their boundaries but!! let your voice sound like that of a lion's roar (cause a lion doesn't just roar up and down and when he actually does you should be alert, hehehe emi natgeo wild illustrator ) so that when you speak,  they know that hmhm girrl he/she is serious rn and lets not mess with it, and for real at the end of the day, they will respect you and won't take whatever you say for granted and will always regard your words.

One thing I have learnt is that, praying prayers like this is dangelus, you ask God for patience and you think he will just miraculously give you the super power to be calm but no nooo, instead! He allows all hell to break loose and gives you the Grace to build your patience amidst the chaos  (with him being right by your Side of cus, Jesus never leaves your side). Does it work?? Of cus it does, yeaaa! ! And obviously you get the best results. Cause imagine going through mad traffick like this, is it the patience to now wait when there are 5 cars in front that you won't be able to endure??

#screaming#...How wasn't I clear??? I even gave the instructions in different languages and versions so we can be clear on this!!! Is there something I am missing??

Patience in God makes us wait and get to the right time. So many people have fallen off or gotten down at some place they shouldn't be at all because they couldn't wait. Cause my time is 9 o'clock doesn't mean yours is too!! Some have early appointments and others have really late appointments but it doesn't mean they dont have appointments at all, It is just different schedules. I really wish we would all understand this, so we can stop trying too hard to get there by all means and end up hurting ourselves along the line and eventually when we are suppose to make it,we are either spending that time treating ourselves or we are long gone💔

How many times has Jesus had the talk with me to review my plans, which I still keep editing and he still keeps correcting, I pray he doesn't ask me to throw my paper away 😭😭

If you are truly someone who has the leading of Christ in you, never ignore the silliest of requests your heart tells you to do, cause a life might depend on it, literally. You might say why doesn't God just show him another leading in another form so he doesn't have to kill himself? ? But I mean 😝if I was God I'd live for the drama myself😭, let's shock that man, a handstand you said?? Coming right up!!!😎. And if you will closely observe, after God answering this man his absurd request do you really think that man in his future endeavour of his life will ever doubt the existence of God? Or that God actually listens to him???

They aren't always easy but always rewarding❤

Always❤

The Hillarious Church.#VALENTINE EDITION#... (My Sunday Christian Memes) EPS 25

  

 😙WELCOME BACK TO EPS 25 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILLARIOUS CHURCH😚

#VALENTINE EDITION#.

Thank you for dropping by you deserve a reward, Just drop your name on the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hillarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

Please feel free to comment, share and subscribe.💜💜😙

Incase I am missing something please tell me.

Giving you pick-up lines to sweep that lady off her feet😂😂

It really is! !...The Only open door that isn't a trap, the only open door that wouldn't be locked behind you and demand the worse from you.

Like Uhmmm ?? I am still down here #waving my hands# hope you haven't forgotten. But really he hasn't, as much as you have heard he is waiting for the right time to get you the perfect partner and you are angry and tired and just ow so frustrated already. He is for real taking his time to get you the best and when he actually gives you that best you forget the years that the canker worm has eaten😂😂😭😭

The world right now doesn't even know what is right anymore. Most people are out there winning best in fornication💔, majority don't know what it is to be Sexually pure. Honestly, Sex goes beyound just bodily pleasure and we fail to see the implications it does to us spiritually. So many are hosting a camp of demons and curses and what not, their spiritual body is rottening and it stinks so bad but cause they can't see it it's all good !!!. Yes it is all fun, you look like you are still okay no wahala no nothing, but you are not Chibuzo!!!!😭😭 Amaka you are choking the spiritual realm with that stench😷, if you realised you will bath yourself with iron sponge. Abstain keep yourself for the right God ordained moment, it is not too late. Yes you have slept around but it is not the end, you still have a chance and it is only in Jesus.

It's okay if you are in this Love season all single 😢and alone😭 and sad 😔and #dramatically touching my chest# just so down and ow dear if only Aliyu or Bianca will love you back. But it is still allright!!! single pringles get the best seasoning and have assorted spices when Jesus is involved. So involve Jesus so that your market value when they export you will be too mad.

The perfect bill does not exi.....  He literally paid for it all!! Like can any other man or thing do better??😣 and it is free. Jesus is the only billed that won't ask for anything more, Infact on top of that whole bill, he is giving you free gift(you know how all of us like free gift now, I see you). Free Gift of eternal life...can anything be better???

Think about it👍

I mean this Is more advisable than doing best in washing cloths and best in surprise breakfast tray...they are both okay oo don't get me wrong , but we both know it takes more than that to build a healthy relationship /marriage.

It doesn't matter who you are, it doesn't matter what you have done, it doesn't matter if the sin you committed does not exist and you founded it, His arms are wide open for a big hug anytime you are ready😙😙.

Really, He left heaven(hmhm Jesus really try) just for you and me because he is so in love with us and all he wants is just so you don't enter damnation, it can get heart breaking when you see the person/people you sacrificed your life for literally reject you. In that Same feeling, don't reject him, hold him by the hem of his garment.

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You can still surprise me with the love of Christ on 14th oo😂😂

The Hillarious Church... (My Sunday Christian Memes) EPS 24

 

 😙WELCOME BACK TO EPS 24 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILLARIOUS CHURCH😚

Thank you for dropping by you deserve a reward, Just drop your name on the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hillarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

Please feel free to comment, share and subscribe.💜💜😙

Incase I am missing something please tell me.

👐 AMEN LORD, AMEN

I beleive this crowns the perfect salt and pepper shakers

Me and my siblings will always dicuss about "if bible characters were Benders" and one thing that remained unchangeable is Moses being a Water bender, Elijah a fire bender, Jesus the avatar😂😂😂(Add yours in the comment section).

😂😂😭😭

Dang Moses...you did not only pave a way through the sea

,You also paved a way through internet for us. I am on the right track for using a tablet.😑😑

At every point,  and at every time, Jesus is always ready to fight your battles. But of course, He can't do it without your permission, you have to give him the full ground to fight for you, you can't help him and you have to understand that fact. Leave it all to him and I promise you he is more than happy to pick up that fight for you. 
All you need is a bag of popcorn and a soda to go.

We all like to think that we have all it takes to handle it ourselves, I mean what is it?? GOD can rest. Reaallyyy?? Oluchi!!! God should rest..God is that Military amour tank you are bringing to that gun fight but you decided that no you can do it yourself and you drop gun go carry stick!! For Gun fight????..Haba, and you think you can come out without being injured or dead totally???

God speaking to you is not always you literally hearing God's voice, He talks to you In various different ways, but Most importantly out of all the many, He talks to you through the bible. There is just you reading the bible and then there is you actually understanding the bible. To read and to understand Is to uncover mysteries and even the most simplest scenarios and texts into the most amazing, mindblowing discovery and wisdom. Just read your bible and pray to God to understand it and I promise, you will hear him speak to you and you will know it. I promise you.

Thing is, even if we feel like we have a deep relationship with God and we feel and believe God knows my heart, me and God know how we roll, I can do whatever. No, that doesn't  always work when you have people around you who are clueless on who,what and How God is. The bible in 1 Corinthians 8:12-13 New Living Translation (NLT) says "So if what I eat causes another believer to sin, I will never eat meat again as long as I live—for I don't want to cause another believer to stumble."...If what we do even though ordained by God to us individually, will make another to sin, we shouldn't do it, or to the least know How you will go about it that won't confuse and lure upcoming Christians to stray away and unbelievers not to listen to the gospel at all.Like a wise woman once said (My mum..hehehe), only God can see your heart and thoughts but not your neighbour, your neighbour only sees your actions and what you do, but not what you think, so keeping that in mind be mindful of what you act out, so it doesn't be misleading.  

To the person who loves me more than what I can phantom.
And will be holding me at every point❤

Thank you for scrolling through to the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)