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Saturday, February 11, 2023

The Hillarious Church.#VALENTINE EDITION#... (My Sunday Christian Memes) EPS 25

  

 😙WELCOME BACK TO EPS 25 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILLARIOUS CHURCH😚

#VALENTINE EDITION#.

Thank you for dropping by you deserve a reward, Just drop your name on the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

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Hillarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

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Giving you pick-up lines to sweep that lady off her feet😂😂

It really is! !...The Only open door that isn't a trap, the only open door that wouldn't be locked behind you and demand the worse from you.

Like Uhmmm ?? I am still down here #waving my hands# hope you haven't forgotten. But really he hasn't, as much as you have heard he is waiting for the right time to get you the perfect partner and you are angry and tired and just ow so frustrated already. He is for real taking his time to get you the best and when he actually gives you that best you forget the years that the canker worm has eaten😂😂😭😭

The world right now doesn't even know what is right anymore. Most people are out there winning best in fornication💔, majority don't know what it is to be Sexually pure. Honestly, Sex goes beyound just bodily pleasure and we fail to see the implications it does to us spiritually. So many are hosting a camp of demons and curses and what not, their spiritual body is rottening and it stinks so bad but cause they can't see it it's all good !!!. Yes it is all fun, you look like you are still okay no wahala no nothing, but you are not Chibuzo!!!!😭😭 Amaka you are choking the spiritual realm with that stench😷, if you realised you will bath yourself with iron sponge. Abstain keep yourself for the right God ordained moment, it is not too late. Yes you have slept around but it is not the end, you still have a chance and it is only in Jesus.

It's okay if you are in this Love season all single 😢and alone😭 and sad 😔and #dramatically touching my chest# just so down and ow dear if only Aliyu or Bianca will love you back. But it is still allright!!! single pringles get the best seasoning and have assorted spices when Jesus is involved. So involve Jesus so that your market value when they export you will be too mad.

The perfect bill does not exi.....  He literally paid for it all!! Like can any other man or thing do better??😣 and it is free. Jesus is the only billed that won't ask for anything more, Infact on top of that whole bill, he is giving you free gift(you know how all of us like free gift now, I see you). Free Gift of eternal life...can anything be better???

Think about it👍

I mean this Is more advisable than doing best in washing cloths and best in surprise breakfast tray...they are both okay oo don't get me wrong , but we both know it takes more than that to build a healthy relationship /marriage.
It doesn't matter who you are, it doesn't matter what you have done, it doesn't matter if the sin you committed does not exist and you founded it, His arms are wide open for a big hug anytime you are ready😙😙.

Really, He left heaven(hmhm Jesus really try) just for you and me because he is so in love with us and all he wants is just so you don't enter damnation, it can get heart breaking when you see the person/people you sacrificed your life for literally reject you. In that Same feeling, don't reject him, hold him by the hem of his garment.


Thank you for scrolling through to the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)

You can still surprise me with the love of Christ on 14th oo😂😂




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