The Hilarious Church..EPS 49 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

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@Adeniyi Temitope

@Esuga Jemuel 

If I was alive back in the day, I know for sure I'll be tripping for the 13 boy group. Jesus would be my main crush, I probably wouldn't like peter so much cause he would always stop me on my tracks before I got close to giving Jesus unleavened bread and fish for breakfast and I'm sure Judas would have creeped me out....(p.s go watch the Chosen series you will love it I promise)

I'm just not gonna ask why Moses is Alive during the flood. But since we are still imagining..let's bring Elijah into the argument, fire falling from all sides 😭..then Jonah stomping off the ark out of anger saying he will just take the whale instead 😭 , Abraham and Job are probably tryna force a cow out of the ark for sacrifice and ask God to forgive them for the argument😂..Samson has probably carried the ark on his head and continued with the Journey😭
let me know in the comment section,which other bible character would fit into this scene again😂😂

Shhh..don't tell anyone, but that's how me and Anuma have made it this far

🤣🤣🤣.. In this case, what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas..bring it down here to Jesus and let him forgive you😂.

I would have led the #JusticeforUriah campaign If I was alive back then, because hmhm. So help me God that I was in love with Uriah but then he married Bathsheba, man I would have dragged her on the streets of Judea 

And that's why my Lovelings I Boldly come out here every Sunday(and other times of the week) to tell you all that JESUS AND ONLY JESUS is the answer. You cannot make it anywhere here on earth and in the afterlife most especially, WITHOUT JESUS!!!

He loves us so much He left Heaven His comfort Zone..just so we could come up to meet Him and dine with Him. You really think that kind of Man(well he isn't a man) you really think that kind of being wouldn't do anything for you? And wouldn't forgive you of your sins??
Well think again, cause He is the only one out there who I am so 100% certain about that gives all the care in the world about you.

Like!!!! gosh..Why are you angry with the Lord exactly?? When you went ahead to take that foolish decision and you know, you know  that God definitely will not and did not support that decision but you go ahead and do it, yet it backfires and you go all "God it is your fault" Excuse me???? His fault for what?? not making the rainbow turn black so you can see clearly how foolish of a decision that is?? You had the option to wait for God's timing, you had the option to endure the trials, you had the option to seek God you had 1001 options that involved God but you took the 1 option that didn't involve him and you blame him.
Be for real Amaka!!!

And on the earlier note, this, humbling yourself before God to ask him to guide you and give you patience Amaka!! Give you what?? Patience to navigate through the storm that is brewing in your life. In all your I am tough, before life's problem you are nothing ooo and before God you are not even a finger high in position near him for you to think that you are too big to ask God.
Bow your heart and Pray and seek God..that is how a tough guy really acts. A tough guy actually seeks the Lord and doesn't refrain from it. Before you take that decision ask God about the situation, matters of life are troubling you? Well tell God about it.

A TOUGH GUY'S STANCE IS THE MAN WHO CAN HUMBLE HIS HEART BEFORE GOD AND PRAY.

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The Hilarious Church..EPS 48 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

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Today's Reminder to be letting other people's people go to avoid plagues. On this note UNILORIN LET GOD'S PEOPLE GO ABEG RELEASE OUR TIMETABLE HABA😭

Not really worship leader😭😂

Okay hear mine out..you know how it only snows in some parts of the world and doesn't in others. So I thought those parts of the world were located under the part of heaven that has angel salons, so anytime it snowed the angels were shampooing their hair😭😭😭

A real well done license plate..now I'm inspired ..maybe mine would be 2SAM6 6-7(in summary if you hit my car you might be struck down)

Me neither ..I hope I didn't overtake him🙆🏾‍♀️

 

                   Wooosshhh!!!!..Giving me the chills

I'm trying Paul, I'm trying 😭😭..I mean you can still tell I'm a lion right?? One day I will look just like Christ.
But really, we may not look all perfect like Christ and it looks like it is unattainable, but I'm telling you it is and you can be just exactly like Christ. Matthew 5:48 confirms it by Jesus telling us to be perfect like our Heavenly Father is perfect.

Sending a reminder to you today to tell you not to send out that hate comment, not to insult that person/people, not to defame that person/people. If the negative emotions inside you is more than you can handle, why don't you pray about it instead and pray for God to give you love and pray for the person to change his/her ways from the act (in the case of it being the person's fault.)

He will never ever ever
It is an assurance that has never and will never fail.

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The Hilarious Church..EPS 47 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

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@Esuga Jemuel 

@Mallum Anuma 

Oya Oya you don catch me 🙌🏾

Plleeeaaasseeeee😭😭😭

Use the opportunity and make noise for him and give him insomnia too (though he never sleeps nor slumber) but make all your noise to him so that he gives you your peace back and can start sleeping sound again 😂😂

That pizza has really been sanctified by the LORD. That's what happens when you call God to join you in your food 🤣🤣

Just in case😭😭...But don't worry I give the best advice🌚

My sister said Jesus would run away from me out of confusion 😭😭

I think so many of my prayers has been the "seriously?" reply I have gotten because I don't even understand again🤣🤣(but to be fair I kinda make the most absurd requests)..me myself when I make the Prayer request I go "seriously Nomsi??". But it's worth the shot😭
But then yes these are 4 ways God might reply to your prayer request, so sit back and ask the holy spirit to help you know which one your request falls into and know how you will either re-request,be patient through the process or do a Thanksgiving prayer.

I will never ever understand that logic. Infact once I see that you have attached a condition to the blessing you have off me, I am no longer doing again. Ahnahn how will you say God will bless me only if I share to 20 people in 5 mins, God will Judge you Chibuzo.
And sadly so many people do this and poor people fall into this. God doesn't put a social media condition before He blesses you!!! it is a very big fat lie from the pit of hell. Flee away from people like that.

And He means every word of it!!!

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The Hilarious Church..EPS 46 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

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@Oloruntoba Joshua

@Mallum Anuma 

When I happen to be in a place like this in a crusade or Church congress or sth nothing can make me stand up, and if I stand up forget it please, I'm not coming back in till the program is over. I'll just wait for you guys by the car 

I didn't see that coming 😭😭

Whuuttt!!!😭

Another side of the story 😂😂

Ow no Walter😂...are you okay though??😭

Nahhh..the Egyptians must have seen hell. I mean you have thought about the plagues and all but have you really thought about the gravity of not just having one plague at a time but 10!!! Man God wasn't joking.

And yet after everything God did for them 😭💔

This should be our main Goal..as you are going about lifes' buisness remember the real drill is to make Heaven crowded. Let us take as many as we can to Heaven..I mean how fun is a party when there are not many in attendance???
I mean we have a wedding feast with the lamb at the end of this whole world, common you know you want it to be Lit, invite as many as you can and we pray the Holy spirit makes them in attendance during the feast.

Don't let me even start on this. This generation needs Jesus like we need Oxygen to survive. Whutttt!! This generation be wilding for real. What do you mean you identify as a peacock now? What do you mean you should be addressed as "we" "our" "they"??? The first time anyone identified as "we" was in the bible in Mark 5: 1-20 ..Verse  9 says.. Then Jesus asked him, “What is your name?”
“My name is Legion,” he replied, “for we are many.” 
This was the mad man Jesus met at Gerasenes.
So in short what you are telling us ooo is that you people are possesed oo and you want us to acknowledge and normalise your demons and we should live amicably together???
Uhmm Excuse me?? you should be looking for a deliverance and not a means of identification. 
Look whoever or whatever you may be, we still love you no matter what and Jesus loves you even more, we just want to let you know that it's your act itself that isn't just right and not you.
I really pray God helps this generation and we see more to these actions and learn to ask for help and who better to help us if not Jesus.

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The Hilarious Church..EPS 45 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

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I refuse to mention names😩😩

Tell him Eve!! cause he still litters my house, and I am tired of picking them up too, Adam cleanliness is next to godliness, start organizing your things man.

And I am unapologetic about my biblical stances..Hate me all you want. Your loss my Gain.

A lot of you guys have to understand this, you are not here to please anybody except God. I mean it is God opinion that matters, so If you are trying to edit your belief in Christ and your stance in everyday life activities just cause it will hurt your friend or so people will like you, you are already on the wrong path. Let them know you for who you are, the people who still stay are people with like minds like you and who like you genuinely and who will effortlessly boost your journey in Christ without giving you any problem.

Oh yes it does, oh yes it does!!!

It's Lazarus you wanna come out here with the creaking door opening noise for me🤣🤣

Are you??? The way you stalk that man/woman on Instagram do you stalk Jesus like that?? The way you know so much about that celebrity do you know so much about Jesus like that?.
I am allowing you to Judge yourself( cause I have judged myself😭).
When you follow something so upclose and any mistake should happen an accident occurs but when you follow Jesus that close and bash into him a miracle occurs.

Never evvveeerrrrrrrrr...he will neveerrr #shaking my legs vigorously!!!

God is Bigger and believe it or not, He can and will erase all that pain once you let him handle it.

You have always been loved from the very beginning, it is not your new "transformation" that will get Jesus's attention to you and then start loving you!! You don't even have the power to transform yourself in the first place. Only the Power of Jesus can!!He has always loved you even before you knew him and you recognizing him and acknowledging that he is God will give you that power from Jesus to transform your being and behaviour

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Just an apppllleeeee😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣💔
My mind didn't even go to the date fruit, I thought it was an actual dinner date.

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