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If I was alive back in the day, I know for sure I'll be tripping for the 13 boy group. Jesus would be my main crush, I probably wouldn't like peter so much cause he would always stop me on my tracks before I got close to giving Jesus unleavened bread and fish for breakfast and I'm sure Judas would have creeped me out....(p.s go watch the Chosen series you will love it I promise) |
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I'm just not gonna ask why Moses is Alive during the flood. But since we are still imagining..let's bring Elijah into the argument, fire falling from all sides ๐ญ..then Jonah stomping off the ark out of anger saying he will just take the whale instead ๐ญ , Abraham and Job are probably tryna force a cow out of the ark for sacrifice and ask God to forgive them for the argument๐..Samson has probably carried the ark on his head and continued with the Journey๐ญ let me know in the comment section,which other bible character would fit into this scene again๐๐ |
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Shhh..don't tell anyone, but that's how me and Anuma have made it this far |
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๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ.. In this case, what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas..bring it down here to Jesus and let him forgive you๐. |
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I would have led the #JusticeforUriah campaign If I was alive back then, because hmhm. So help me God that I was in love with Uriah but then he married Bathsheba, man I would have dragged her on the streets of Judea |
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And that's why my Lovelings I Boldly come out here every Sunday(and other times of the week) to tell you all that JESUS AND ONLY JESUS is the answer. You cannot make it anywhere here on earth and in the afterlife most especially, WITHOUT JESUS!!!
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He loves us so much He left Heaven His comfort Zone..just so we could come up to meet Him and dine with Him. You really think that kind of Man(well he isn't a man) you really think that kind of being wouldn't do anything for you? And wouldn't forgive you of your sins?? Well think again, cause He is the only one out there who I am so 100% certain about that gives all the care in the world about you. |
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Like!!!! gosh..Why are you angry with the Lord exactly?? When you went ahead to take that foolish decision and you know, you know that God definitely will not and did not support that decision but you go ahead and do it, yet it backfires and you go all "God it is your fault" Excuse me???? His fault for what?? not making the rainbow turn black so you can see clearly how foolish of a decision that is?? You had the option to wait for God's timing, you had the option to endure the trials, you had the option to seek God you had 1001 options that involved God but you took the 1 option that didn't involve him and you blame him. Be for real Amaka!!! |
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And on the earlier note, this, humbling yourself before God to ask him to guide you and give you patience Amaka!! Give you what?? Patience to navigate through the storm that is brewing in your life. In all your I am tough, before life's problem you are nothing ooo and before God you are not even a finger high in position near him for you to think that you are too big to ask God. Bow your heart and Pray and seek God..that is how a tough guy really acts. A tough guy actually seeks the Lord and doesn't refrain from it. Before you take that decision ask God about the situation, matters of life are troubling you? Well tell God about it.
A TOUGH GUY'S STANCE IS THE MAN WHO CAN HUMBLE HIS HEART BEFORE GOD AND PRAY. |
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On Today's Episode of The Hilarious Quiz ๐๐ |
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Answer to the last Hilarious Quiz ๐ |
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