The Hilarious Church EPS 67 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 Thank you so much my Lovelings for your love and support towards THC last Sunday.

We really appreciate it and I pray the Lord continues to bless and keep you all days of your life in Jesus Name. Amen

I LOVE YOU ALL ♥️♥️♥️♥️

😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 67 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Today on Christian Rizz 😂♥️

Like right now Lord 😭😭
The car is literally right off the cliff, but still driving along the rugged mountain slope, I think the car flew for a moment there or so, but Nomsi don't panic Jesus has the wheel you are safe 😭.

I don't know why you make us do this pastors but please 😭.
That might be just our toughest moments during service 😂

Ohhh boy😂,
If you haven't read the book of revelations as a Christian please try and read it and if you are an unbeliever please get a Bible (you might be shy to get a physical Bible so psst go download it online or search the internet for the book of revelation) and try and read it, it's the last book of the Bible (I'll recommend you download "youversion Bible" and read it in amplified translation, like the name implies it amplifies the words and scenarios for you) let curiosity get the best of you. READ REVELATIONS, like the name implies your gonna go through some tons of revelations 😂, it will never leave you the same and if you don't believe it, well sad to say but you are gonna end up seeing it yourself and experiencing it first hand.
So why don't you escape that part now.

You, Yes you 😂, stop complaining about the subtitles if you don't even watch the movie 😭.

For the slow ones😂,
That's a mirror, so you are meant to see your reflection which is you.
You are the one Jesus died for.
Who is it you know that died for you out of Love? Hm?
Well nobody!!!
They are all lying to you 😂, only if they die for you do you know how much they love you 😂. 
Tell them to die for you today 

GOD WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU NOR FORSAKE YOU AND HE MEANS EVERY SINGLE WORD OF IT.
Men have made you promises and failed, men fail, other gods fail, that baba in the bush will fail you😭, BUT JESUS WILL NEVER EVER FAIL YOU, Please just trust him.

He will always catch you, like the earlier post said, He will never leave you nor forsake you, He knows all and he will catch you before you fall.
And that's only if you trust him and of cus if only you put him first.
So if you are one who puts God first and you think you have fallen cause of what you are going through now, be rest assured that he has got you In His arms, and per adventure Jesus has always been your last resort and you have fallen and He didn't catch you 😂 and you wished He did and you want him to get you, don't worry He will pick you back up, if you are ready to comply to terms and conditions now 😂 and don't worry He will heal your broken bones once He picks you up, Jesus fixes all, there is never a late time for JESUS

Thanksgiving opens doors grumbling has shut.
As a human, if you have someone who thanks you all the time for what you have done  and you have someone who grumbles for all you have done for him, who are you more likely to love and want to do more for?
So talk more of God who has done so much for us and in response to His gratitude towards us we grumble and just complain about how it is not enough for us.
In every situation no matter how good or bad, please let's learn to appreciate God, let's change our game strategy.
Grumbling ain't working?? 
Thank him instead and as you do so, try and do it sincerely.
He would appreciate it.

God is greater than everything else 
Nothing is better said.
God is greater than that money, than that job, than that man or woman, that addiction, that pain, that shame, than that everything you are killing yourself on and putting before God, that thing you are abandoning God for, 
GOD IS GREATER THAN IT ALL.
Little secret: Putting God first before it all makes every other thing you are chasing bow down at your feet.

That's it for today Lovelings.
Thank you so much for tuning in today.
I'm so honored that you are a part of this Jesus Journey.

Remember that Jesus Loves you all, but y'all know I'm his favorite 😂