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Sunday, October 27, 2024

The Hilarious Church EPS 76 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 76 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Thank you for dropping by, you deserve a reward. Just drop your name in the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,πŸ’œ

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜„

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.πŸ™Š

Please feel free to comment, share, follow and subscribe.πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ˜™

Incase I missed something, please let me know.

You can send in your memes and get featured.

Instagram handle: manomsi_mallum

G-mail: shuga5179@gmail.com

Thank you 

Until that one is me πŸ«‚

Little drops of water makes a Tsunami (my version)
Don't wait till its perfect or till you are perfectπŸ₯Ή. One thing I got to learn is, there is really never that perfect time. Start and build up to perfection. Start in that imperfection, it's okay to fail, it's okay to restart, it's okay to keep going on till you get it right.
But it's not okay to be scared and hold the gift and talent God gave you cause you are waiting to be a "professional"
REMEMBER GOD DOESN'T CALL THE QUALIFIED HE QUALIFIES THE CALLED!!!

The Bible has set the standard for us, so guys we are not really the problem πŸ’…πŸΎ(not all the time Sha😭, cause some women are devil sent. I wish you Godspeed in identifying which one is giving you the right standard and the ones just trying to extort you😭)

Now this we can consider πŸ˜‚

Me and my entire generation are a mixed breed of cockatoos and Chickens then

One thing I'll always never agree with, is how small Noah's ark tends to be drawn..I mean that was a whole ship that carried literally a pair of each type of animal in the whole entire world. Like just stop and think about it for a sec.

It doesn't matter if it's a party pack on your head, as long as we are putting in effort, it countsπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ 

You can't do it by your own skills, by your strategy, budget or efforts. You can never solve the puzzle of your life till you find the missing piece which is Jesus.
It will all leave you with a very big gap in your life if you rely on your own abilities and not fixing Jesus in the equation. 

God, I do not realize what in the world is actually going on in my life ooo, but I Trust you and believe in you and I know you won't let me go the wrong way, I know you won't let my dreams die, I know you won't watch me fall, I know you are there watching over me and looking out for me, preparing that beautiful table just for the right time for me.

And this is what keeps me going every time.
Obstacles are from the enemy and I serve a God who is a gazillion times bigger than that crackhead.

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain His favourite 😌)


Saturday, October 19, 2024

The Hilarious Church EPS 75 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 75 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Thank you for dropping by, you deserve a reward. Just drop your name in the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,πŸ’œ

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜„

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.πŸ™Š

Please feel free to comment, share, follow and subscribe.πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ˜™

Incase I am missing something please let me know.

You can send in your memes and get featured.

Instagram handle: manomsi_mallum

G-mail: shuga5179@gmail.com

Thank you 

Oh Rosemary, you silly thing.
You should have asked him for the Blood of Jesus Sparkling Virgin Hibiscus Mocktail instead😭😭

Neither can you have your Jake and Medith too 

It's me 😭 I am the victim of that chapters' circumstance 😭.
What if I am the fool?😭😭

Joseph's in the house, I have blessed you today πŸ˜‚...well God has anywaysπŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

The main foundation of Christianity is the CHRIST. Paul didn't just taste Christianity he tasted Christ and you can't taste or eat Christ and remain the same. Verily Verily I say unto you if any man has truly tasted and has felt Christ in their lives, they can never ever remain the way they were or renounce Christ for another being.
People who end up turning away from Christ for something else truly haven't encountered what it means to encounter Christ and that's why they fell.

What better way can one use to graphically explain this other than this meme right here.
Sin will promise you a life of enjoyment, luxury, happiness, glitter and all those stuffs that humans  love. But just behind the facade, behind the glitter is an empty lifeless soul hanging by death☠️.
The only thing sin truly offers you is deathπŸ’€. You might think you are living the life 🧬 now on earth but the devil's gift is never free ❌.
In exchange, the devil takes your soul and secures you a place with him in hell.
Awww you guys will now be screaming besties for the rest of your life in torture and I'm pretty sure it's not what you want and if per adventure you want that #giving a very wide cheshire grin# I pray God will slap you so hard, you break your teeth and knock out of it.

Nothing feels more pleasurable than sin. Sin gives that satisfaction that your "body" just wants (note: I said your body not soul). It will lie to you that you can start small, just try a little, a little won't hurt, then it will gaslight you into believing a bigger one wouldn't hurt, I mean who would really notice?? 
Till you get yourself in it's trap and that little sin you thought wouldn't bite, actually tears you apart.
It builds up to something really big and come back to destroy you.
Sin destroys, just like the image portrays, the sun continues to build up till it it goes round and collapses on you.

In the picture, we can see a man supposedly going the wrong way while the masses are going the right way, but obviously it shows that the guy is the only one going the right way because he has the light.
And that's the world right now really, because majority are following the road you are not following they make you think you are going in the wrong direction and if you don't know where you standing is you end up following them in the wrong path.
It's important to know that in Christ we are the light, and we are the ones to show them the way, the world is blind and can't see and when you can't see of cus you will always walk in the wrong way, even with a walking stick πŸ˜‚. 
Remember you have the light, which is Christ Jesus and you have to show others and give others the light so we can all walk together in light and not in darkness.

No one can understand the pain you felt or are feeling, No one can understand how much tears you shed in that period but God knows and Good News is, He is always beside you, to lead, to hold you and wipe the tears away.
For the one who knows your pain and what you are going through, give him a chance to hold your hands and give you all the good energy that only him can give you to face the situation.

I am a ChosenπŸ˜‚, Accepted, Healed, Victorious, Forgiven, Complete and Saved

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain His favourite 😌)


Sunday, October 13, 2024

The Hilarious Church EPS 74 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 74 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Thank you for dropping by, you deserve a reward. Just drop your name in the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,πŸ’œ

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜„

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.πŸ™Š

Please feel free to comment, share, follow and subscribe.πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ˜™

Incase I am missing something please let me know.

You can send in your memes and get featured.

Instagram handle: manomsi_mallum

G-mail: shuga5179@gmail.com

Thank you 

So the 3 Hebrew boys were Mexicans?😭

Or they are Angels😭, cause really they refuse to die

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Truly it's not hot as hell!!!. Do you really wanna know how hot hell feels like??..I see some funny interviews of people saying they want to go to hell so they start practicing how to stay inside heat just so they can adjust well to hellπŸ˜‚. Oh baby, if you got to feel a second of how hot hell is πŸ˜‚, you'll tell Jesus to rest so that you help him carry his cross for himπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

So many people feel ashamed or scared when they have to identify as Christians in a crowd. But I feel like a superhero when I have to identify as a believer in Christ. Like how many of us do you really see out there again that are being true to Christ?πŸ˜‚....Call us Batman cause we really be trying to save the souls of the world from sin and damnation.

Can I hear a oulalaπŸ˜‚

😭Lord please we just need clarity, cause we are tired of the heartbreak and we don't want it anymore 😭 πŸ˜‚
Singles in the house can I hear you scream 
"Lord have Mercy"

Heaven is always I mean always happy to have repented souls. No, God isn't gonna get mad?? Why would He be angry that you have decided to come back to him? (Even though you might have been doing that for a while and He is not sure anymore when you are serious enough to stay with him, but either ways, He is still happy you came around, that's the first step)
Luke 15:10 AMP
[10] In the same way, I tell you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner who repents [that is, changes his inner selfβ€”his old way of thinking, regrets past sins, lives his life in a way that proves repentance; and seeks God’s purpose for his life].”


The yoke of the Lord Jesus is the easiest to bare. His Yoke is easy and His burden is Light. Only Jesus won't ask you for a 1456 day old chicken with one red feather that the leg is broken for you to sacrifice to him under a banana tree with a red bandana by 12:04 am during the full moon.
All Jesus wants is for you to believe and trust him and literally that's all!!!

This!!!
God knows everything you have on your mind, but He wants you to know you can trust him, He wants to know you trust him enough to tell him what's going on so He can handle it for you.
Take an example: You as a person, there are sometimes you know what someone is going through, could be a close friend or whoever but there are some times where you don't go ahead to help cause the friend hasn't trusted you enough or hasn't sought your hand out for help and so you just pretend that you don't know about it.
Don't get me wrong I'm not saying Jesus ignores all the time No!!!....but what I'm saying is sometimes you have to speak for Him to feel and know that yes my child still trusts me and she wants me to handle this for her. There are some things that God needs our permission to go ahead to do and that's why we need to always remember to tell him what's on our mind
(God like right now I need $690 billion emergency funds from my future money😭, just loan me and remove it from my wealth kept in heaven πŸ˜‚... I'm just joking oo don't touch my wealth in heaven😭🀣)

What more can be said, to make you understand Jesus's love better???

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain His favourite 😌)


Sunday, October 6, 2024

The Hilarious Church EPS 73 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 πŸ˜˜WELCOME BACK TO EPS 73 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Thank you for dropping by, you deserve a reward. Just drop your name in the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,πŸ’œ

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜„

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.πŸ™Š

Please feel free to comment, share, follow and subscribe.πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ˜™

Incase I am missing something please let me know.

You can send in your memes and get featured.

Instagram handle: manomsi_mallum

G-mail: shuga5179@gmail.com

Thank you 

You heard that right πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚..
Let's add our saying to the popular one that goes "What happens in Vegas remains in Vegas"
What happens in Vegas that you think is so bad is forgiven here.
However bad that hidden sin is, God forgives all..yes even that sin you are thinking about rn.
Even if you founded the sin and created it all by yourself from scratch.
My Jesus will forgive it 
(But first how did you possibly create a sin😭, you should be studied)

Jehovah Witness has been casted everywhere 😭..But can we talk about the efforts these guys put in spreading their gospelπŸ˜‚, and they don't take rejection as a sign to give up or get discouraged, in facts it's the more reason they come back with force. If only truly Christians had that same spirit in spreading the true gospel of Jesus Christ.


Shaky Shaky Shaky 
Shake it they did πŸ˜‚

Sending this out to all lonely and singles πŸ˜‚..you are not alone for you have Jesus your comforter right on your bedπŸ˜‚.
 Don't worry the Lord is just filling in the space till you get a physical comforter okay, don't worry they are around the corner don't loose hope, He has his reasons why you are still single, don't let lack of patience get the best part of you. Yes age is no longer on your side and whatever reasons you might have but do you really think God doesn't know that?
Jeremiah 29:11 AMP
[11] For I know the plans and thoughts that I have for you,’ says the Lord, β€˜plans for peace and well-being and not for disaster, to give you a future and a hope.

(At the same time you can still pray to break generational curses oo Incase somebody has done you in the village somewhere πŸ˜‚)


πŸ˜‚I remember getting Christian rizzed last week, it's always a funny momentπŸ˜‚
But I support πŸ™ŒπŸΎ

I remember last week we talked about how, you might not necessarily feel the need to be amongst the gathering of other believers of Christ but I mean doesn't it help? 
This is an accurate graphical representation of last week's explanation.
(Please catch up this message on EPS 72, so you can get the gist)
We can't always necessarily achieve or defeat a lot by ourselves, but when we are among other true believers we can achieve and defeat so much.

Is this talking to me too? Yes it is.
Truthfully, this goes beyond just being told to pray before touching your phones. It's really all about self discipline and setting your priorities right.
Where are you laying your treasures?
If your treasure and your heart is with God if God is your priority then of cus you will put him first, and if you are really trying to make him first in your life you'd actually actively put him first in all you do.
So like I said it's more than being told to do it, it's all based on your personal priorities.
Now the big question is, what is your priority??
Is it God or it isn't God related?
And if it isn't God related, ask yourself what's taking the place of God in your life? And when you answer that ask yourself again if you think that thing can save you or secure you a safe place somewhere that I don't know after you die or after the rapture, whichever one comes first πŸ˜‚

You know what hurts you day in and day out,
What eats deep inside of you,
What kills you inside.
This is a reminder today that Jesus Christ heals all and doesn't leave a trace of hurt left.
Jesus heals you totally without remorse πŸ˜‚.
It's really left to you to trust and believe most importantly, that He will heal you.
But of cus you have to believe in him fost of fost

Yes, yes...we all feel incomplete and unaccomplished at some points in our lives. I'm sure so many reading this now might also be feeling that same way.
Sometimes we compare ourselves to peer groups, family and even the domestic animals around you, sometimes the hurt we feel inside of us also depresses us to make us think we aren't enough or haven't gotten anywhere, but here we are again with Jesus reminding us that we are a work in progress.
He is still working on us to bring us to perfection.
 It is not the end of the road but just the begining of our Journey.
Your beauty is being unveiled okay? It's gonna be a grand entrance for you at the ball πŸ˜‰

Do I really need to expatiate on this?πŸ˜‚(funny thing is I never knew you could spell expatiate like this, I always thought it was expanciate aloneπŸ˜‚) 
So you heard that, you want to hear from God, OPEN YOUR BIBLE!!!
#Slaps small sense inside your head#
God speaks to us through his word, He can't always come down to scream your name and speak to you like I would if I just appear inside your house to take milk from your fridgeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜­.
 (Well, there are special people who God talks one on one with but since you don't fall under that category) Open your Bible and read.
Also, if you don't practice being close to God, if you don't practice a close relationship with God, how do you really expect to hear from him? How do you expect to recognize his voice? How do you expect to discern the signs He is sending your way?
Reading your Bible is a good way to hear from God and relate with him, but also remember to ask yourself 'how is your prayer life?' Your spiritual growth? Your lifestyle? How do they reflect God's existence in your existence??



Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain His favourite 😌)

The Hilarious Church EPS 92 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

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