Language Translations

Sunday, October 13, 2024

The Hilarious Church EPS 74 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 74 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Thank you for dropping by, you deserve a reward. Just drop your name in the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

Please feel free to comment, share, follow and subscribe.💜💜😙

Incase I am missing something please let me know.

You can send in your memes and get featured.

Instagram handle: manomsi_mallum

G-mail: shuga5179@gmail.com

Thank you 

So the 3 Hebrew boys were Mexicans?😭

Or they are Angels😭, cause really they refuse to die

😂😂Truly it's not hot as hell!!!. Do you really wanna know how hot hell feels like??..I see some funny interviews of people saying they want to go to hell so they start practicing how to stay inside heat just so they can adjust well to hell😂. Oh baby, if you got to feel a second of how hot hell is 😂, you'll tell Jesus to rest so that you help him carry his cross for him😭😂

So many people feel ashamed or scared when they have to identify as Christians in a crowd. But I feel like a superhero when I have to identify as a believer in Christ. Like how many of us do you really see out there again that are being true to Christ?😂....Call us Batman cause we really be trying to save the souls of the world from sin and damnation.

Can I hear a oulala😂

😭Lord please we just need clarity, cause we are tired of the heartbreak and we don't want it anymore 😭 😂
Singles in the house can I hear you scream 
"Lord have Mercy"

Heaven is always I mean always happy to have repented souls. No, God isn't gonna get mad?? Why would He be angry that you have decided to come back to him? (Even though you might have been doing that for a while and He is not sure anymore when you are serious enough to stay with him, but either ways, He is still happy you came around, that's the first step)
Luke 15:10 AMP
[10] In the same way, I tell you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner who repents [that is, changes his inner self—his old way of thinking, regrets past sins, lives his life in a way that proves repentance; and seeks God’s purpose for his life].”


The yoke of the Lord Jesus is the easiest to bare. His Yoke is easy and His burden is Light. Only Jesus won't ask you for a 1456 day old chicken with one red feather that the leg is broken for you to sacrifice to him under a banana tree with a red bandana by 12:04 am during the full moon.
All Jesus wants is for you to believe and trust him and literally that's all!!!

This!!!
God knows everything you have on your mind, but He wants you to know you can trust him, He wants to know you trust him enough to tell him what's going on so He can handle it for you.
Take an example: You as a person, there are sometimes you know what someone is going through, could be a close friend or whoever but there are some times where you don't go ahead to help cause the friend hasn't trusted you enough or hasn't sought your hand out for help and so you just pretend that you don't know about it.
Don't get me wrong I'm not saying Jesus ignores all the time No!!!....but what I'm saying is sometimes you have to speak for Him to feel and know that yes my child still trusts me and she wants me to handle this for her. There are some things that God needs our permission to go ahead to do and that's why we need to always remember to tell him what's on our mind
(God like right now I need $690 billion emergency funds from my future money😭, just loan me and remove it from my wealth kept in heaven 😂... I'm just joking oo don't touch my wealth in heaven😭🤣)

What more can be said, to make you understand Jesus's love better???

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain His favourite 😌)


No comments:

Post a Comment

The Hilarious Church EPS 92 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

Since it's still love month, a post valentine message wouldn't hurt now would it? I believe this is a beautiful biblical template, t...