The Hilarious Church EPS 80 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 80 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

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😤😑 Honestly, cause the sons of men have been on something lately, that I can't really explain.
Sometimes I want to slap them so hard and then tell them Jesus would heal the wounds from the slap 😤 cause He loves them 😂.
Many actually need a manual reset and I'm no longer having it 😤
But then Jesus wouldn't really like that now would he 😑....gosh if only he could just let me for one day😭
#screams🤣
(P.s please don't slap anyone and keep showing them love, even if they still prove that they don't deserve it😂)

Full custody, no weekend visits, no alimony, get back into the house with him, let him be the first you see when you wake up, let him be the last you see when you sleep, it's also important so that when you wake up from a nightmare, He is right there to calm you.
You are literally the safest when you give him full custody, cause he is always around to protect you, but weekend visits..you are literally just playing Russian roulette with your life 😂 cause anything can happen to you between the previous visit and the next one and trust me that's a long period enough for the bullet to circle back and boom...shoot you.😭

Oh don't even get me started 🤣, if your church doesn't have a narrow storage room that keeps God knows what 😭, then it's a very suspicious church, go back and check the foundation of the church if its clean🤣  

Ladies and gentlemen, that's why I love Bible studies😂 it's like a whole strategy, it's like a game plan, it's like that critical moment you need to think and plan so you can draw out a battle plan to defeat the enemy 😂😂, just that in this case it's not like it's a competition amongst yourselves, but rather it's about how crazy whose thoughts are in their understanding of the Bible 😂
You get to hear different ideas from people which are so enlightening and you get to tell people yours.
I love Bible studies because one passage could mean 10 million things to 10 million people, and it's not like it's wrong, they were all inspired by the Holy Spirit to teach us and remind us that God is  dynamic in the way He operates ....He could always come to you straight and direct, take you by surprise or come in ways you never expererrit (expected)😂

This is a reminder to always remind the devil of his terrible fate waiting for him too, he shouldn't be the only one to laugh, you deserve to laugh too!!!
And you laugh bigger because your past doesn't matter and it can't hold you, it's gone but his future is certain 
Mock him,
Make fun of him, ridicule that slime

Let me not even start with Jacob 😂, but if Jacob were to be born in Nigeria now he would probably be igbo for so many reasons 😭😂, major one being his business tactics with Laban his Uncle (not being tribalistic in any way😂).
That one aside, So I know there wasn't anything called Electricity back then, so if it's late at night you really can't see or tell much without a torch or fire lamp or something....okay agreed....but you cannot tell me he didn't know that the first woman that was given to him and he slept with was Leah and not Rachel 😭!!!! 
Come on Jacob😂
It's BS, you lied 😂

We sometimes get carried away with our gospel debates and so many times we don't want to offend our friends or people around us, so we tone down our gospel messages to not make them get hurt.
But I'll tell you now, that's it better you hurt someone into going to heaven than pamper them into hell.
If you spread the gospel without mentioning the name Jesus, the "who" that is behind it all, then what have you done? And what exactly is your message??
Jesus is our only message!!
Know it now that you'd rather get hated for Jesus than being loved for the devil.
Like the writing on the meme states "what's the point"???

Like me, I didn't want to start small, I wanted to start big, I wanted to have everything on ground, when people would always advise me to just go ahead and start even though it was just "little I shouldn't despise it", I thought they were just saying nonsense.
But then even God himself said in
 Zechariah 4: 10a
Do not despise little beginnings 
Truly, when I decided to just kickstart from what I had, I know I am not where I started from...I'm far way ahead, The Hilarious Church being an example of God's grace in my life 😂....I'm not perfect no, even till now, there are so many things I'm still holding out on cause I feel I haven't gotten to the point that I will even quantify it as a little beginning 😂 but trust me, believe Jesus that, that little beninging (beginning) will be the catapult to the greater future, don't be afraid or ashamed!!!
It's okay fr, people can only laugh and make fun of you, that's the worst they can do, but as you keep pushing they would still be thesame ones to come back and hype you up.
Believe me!!!

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God is Bigger than every thing around you that is lying to you that they are the biggest thing you have ever faced.

He Promised He would always, no matter what be with us, even when it seems like He isn't, it's at that point where He is exactly at the point that is most stormy in your life.

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain His favourite 😌)

The Hilarious Church EPS 79 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 79 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Thank you for dropping by, you deserve a reward. Just drop your name in the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

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My Church Sign of the year😭🤣
Cause at this rate, I think there needs to be a stand off between him and a lot of people😭, some people need an actual whooping from the Lord.

I can literally just imagine😂😂...Cause if I was the angel, I would have started sweating...like what do you mean there is no lamb sauce 😭(for new followers of Jesus/slow ones, the lamb sauce means the Blood of the lambs that God asked them to paint across their doors so the Angle of death can pass over their houses).
As the angle of death myself, I would be scared of death, cause what if I then end up killing a first born from the house of Israel that actually didn't have the lamb sauce?? Would God let me go scot free?😂

No wonder the first words that come out of their mouth is "Do not be afraid"
Cause if I were to be Mary now, as soon as I see the angel and hear, you shall bear a child...I would have actually just died right there and gone to heaven, and end up receiving the message directly from God and do orientation with Jesus at the end, before he brings me back to life again 😂

😭😭😭

At least you got a role Larry😭, even the little ones are worth celebrating, though yours had to be once in your lifetime😭

No matter how bad, Just come home.
Jesus Loves you regardless of what you have done. I mean what's the worst thing you can do to Him? He was nailed to the cross, yet he still prayed for his crucifiers.
That's says a lot about Him doesn't it?

I'm talking to you that has not slept for the past 3 days now, because you are "busy" and you need to meet deadlines. Just a friendly reminder that if you don't rest, the deadline might be your life 😭, so please small small abeg.
Rest today, so you don't rest in peace😭

You see that floater of self reliance? It will be punctured, it will sink, everything you have with you, will also drown with you.
Rely on Jesus, so you can walk on water.
Water here being everything that will drown you in all aspects of your life.

He is right next to you, asides the fact that he's spiritual and what not, he is right next to you.
He is everywhere in ways that don't look like it.
He is that man at the bus stop, that would help you with a wise word that you need for confirmations, He is that random child that would do something to lighten your day, the colleague at your work place that is just always there to rescue you and many more.
Point is he is not far from you, open your heart to God, talk to him and listen.

Everything this write up said !!!

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain His favourite 😌)

The Hilarious Church EPS 78 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 78 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Thank you for dropping by, you deserve a reward. Just drop your name in the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

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The Number of times I have actually prayed for the rapture during the semester, because I was just tired and my can't could not anymore 😭 

It's the fact that Isaac still followed Abraham back home....LMAO

HE CREATED THE WHOLE UNIVERSE !!!!!
WHAT EXACTLY WAS LUNCH???
AND WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR PROBLEM??
(Not in an offensive way🤣)
I mean what is the problem that is giving you such a head ache that He can't solve😂

And I promise you will love the new life and the new look.

The Joy at that particular moment where you find what speaks to you, and you just feel oh my God, this is God, God has spoken, He listens to me.
It always makes me feel special not gonna lie.

One thing I love about the whole "christiandom" is that it is a really simple place.
You can never get an answer wrong when it comes to Bible study or fellowship 😂, the answers are literally always so simple, even when you drift away and are called back by a question, there are handpicked answers that you know will never fail you 😂.

And it also speaks to our lives, as simple as it is for us to find those answers, that's how simple it is for us to find ourselves back to Christ when we are lost.
Having troubles? Christ is the answer.
Not having troubles? Christ is still the answer, yea cause it's because of him you aren't having any troubles.

Stop listening to those People who are giving you advise that are not Jesus friendly.
Do not also listen to people who clearly don't take God's counsel over their own lives. I mean, me and you know that God gives the perfect direction, and you want to take counsel from someone who doesn't know road??
Well, safe journey to you and the person entering the bush together.

So many times we like to rely on our own skill, we like to think we can do it all, we like to think, oh I got this, Jesus you can just wait on this one I can solve it.
#laughing in a way that will please the Lord

By doing that you stop God from pouring out all the blessings in the best way possible He could for you in that situation. You can never get it right like Jesus would, infact you can never get it right. It might work just for that moment but in the long run it's futile.
Allow Jesus to lead your life and pour his blessings on you. 
We are both nothing without Him and we can never go far without Him.

So many times I catch myself saying "God,God bless you" 😂
Because really, God bless God for existing 😭, where in the world would I be rn if God weren't here (well we wouldn't have existed but asides that)
I ask myself if I hadn't known God, what would be of me rn? What blessings, favor and breath of life would I have missed out on. I am able to scale through every single thing in my life because God was always holding my hand( and that's because I gave him my hand, if you haven't given God your hand, please do so now).
I'm so thankful for God, because without Him, honestly I have nothing to be thankful for.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but don't relent, don't give up, don't lose doubt, have faith. I am currently in a situation also that I am holding on to God for.
Let me let you on a little secret my mum revealed to me.
Ephesians 3:20 AMP
[20] Now to Him who is able to [carry out His purpose and] do superabundantly more than all that we dare ask or think [infinitely beyond our greatest prayers, hopes, or dreams], according to His power that is at work within us,

The last part that says according to His power that is at work within us!!!
We have already been assured that God can do even beyond what we ask or ever imagined but it is left to our faith of believe in Him within us that will magnify the extent to which God's work will be revealed in our lives.
If it's left to our faith, why can't we now practice wild faith? Why can't we just go all out in believing God, since the power of our answer to our prayers is left to our faith in God in us.

Remember Mark 11:24 AMP
[24] For this reason I am telling you, whatever things you ask for in prayer [in accordance with God’s will], believe [with confident trust] that you have received them, and they will be given to you.

He asked us to just believe that it is ours and it will be given to you. The only one hindering the answer to your prayers is you yourself. 
We are literally told to believe and our problems will be solved and we are still not believing?!!! So really who exactly is doing us if not us??

So today, please believe in what you have prayed for, have a wild level of faith no matter how impossible the thing might seem, just go ahead and be delusional, but delusions in the spiritual realm are miracles. 
So my people, nothing spoil 😂♥️

The Hilarious Church EPS 77 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 77 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Thank you for dropping by, you deserve a reward. Just drop your name in the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

Please feel free to comment, share, follow and subscribe.💜💜😙

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You can send in your memes and get featured.

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Seems like there is about to be a showdown 😭😂

Which one is this First born seriousness😭... I'm literally the one who starts asking about lunch, I can successfully classify as the youngest😭(no Birth Rights were sold in the writing of this paragraph)

No actually 😭...We just want to get everything done with and go eat lunch😭(and the word of God)

Well😂, it's not like there was another man on the earth she could leave him for, neither was there another woman to distract him 

We might not see it, but He evidently is 🥹. 
It takes so much time for a plant to grow, especially the worthy crops. It doesn't mean they are being abandoned by the Farmer/Horticulturist/Gardener,
the seed never sees how it's being taken care of from underneath the earth, but it eventually grows out and blooms.
And that's the same thing God is doing for us. 

I don't know about you, but I love rest so much. I love to be overdosed on rest, choke me with rest.
And the only way to truly rest both physically and spiritually is to look up to God,
ONLY GOD GIVES REST.
All other choices of rest are lying to you.

We need the Scripture, and the scripture contains all these;
Teaching, Correcting, Training in Righteousness,Rebuking.
We need all these to work efficiently as Christians.
Every word of the scripture is God-breathed and intentional.
Take each one with love, from God.

Amen🥺♥️

One of my earnest desires is that all human beings love like God asks us to love.
Like think about it if we truly loved like God asked us to, like actually love love, act the love.
This world would be HEAVEN, literally!!!!

Try it with God again!!!

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain His favourite 😌)