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Sunday, February 9, 2025

The Hilarious Church EPS 91 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 I'm here again dropping some Christian Rizz for you all for Valentine's Day 😂, Don't mess this up for us both.


When I read this at first, I laughed, cause it was too hilarious.
But then it dawned on me, it's actually not funny, and that's what a lot of us are going through rn.
So many times we feel oh it's because we are the "chosen ones" whom God has decided to give his toughest battles to because at the end of it all we are going to get the greatest rewards and that is as false as it comes.
So many times people suffer because apparently God doesn't know who they are and it's the devil in control of their lives.
You "believe" you know God and do what "God asks you to do" but truly is that you gaslighting yourself into justifying the acts you do that doesn't align with the full purpose of God or do you actually not know God and are just lying to yourself??
The worst thing that any true Christian would want to hear, is that God doesn't know them, especially on the day of reckoning.

Do not suffer in vain, get back right with God. Let him know you, so you know that the test you are going through is God ordained with an actual reward and not that you are just punishing yourself.

This is actually really comforting. He knows we are humans and apparently not the wisest bunch😂. He knows that so many times we will get stuck or confused and won't figure out the next line of action, He knows that so many times we will actually try to give up or give up along the line, He knows so many times we will make the dumbest decisions.
But in all these, He has factored in every possible mistake we could make and every wrong turn and being the merciful God that He is, as long as we remain steadfast in all these to still reach the end goal, we will definitely make it.
It's all about having faith, believing and holding fast on to God and trusting Him that in every step no matter how wrong it looks, He is there to guide you back on track and lead you to the end game. 

No wonder biblical angels always go "do not be afraid", but regardless do you think that would help???😭😭
Me I Just know that if I actually see a biblical Angel I will faint first...then when I reach the pearly gates, they will ask me what I'm doing here😭 and I'll ask them back why did they send me into extreme shock.
I pray to see an actual angel but at the same time I'm praying this prayer, I also pray to God that when these happens, He should hold my heart well so I don't go into a heart attack.

So yes😂, I'm bringing this back this week 
Last week, a whole other POV of viewing this was explained, you can read this in EPS 90 of THC.
Another POV was pointed out which was interpreted as;
We love hurting people, we love people who are in pain and we want to help, we love people who are tearing up in the inside and with the help of God, we want to help heal their wounds.
We love those who are hurting and the church of Christ loves to stand as a helper and comforter to those who are hurting.

And a Unique perspective we got from each of them, with a sprinkle of side disses to each other 😂.
It was like they have all been waiting to be asked their Point of View 😂.

Today on Christian Rizz.
Since Valentine is around the corner, I'm helping y'all with some lines 😂, if you don't have a God fearing partner by now, it's because you are not listening to my step by step tutorial😂.
(I guess I'm not listening to myself either 😭, singles, where are you at? Let's talk😭)

It always feels so good to know that the One who always got everything covered, got you covered.
So why do you fear?

Well who better to trust with your life, than with someone who never drowns?.
You don't have to ever fear drowning in any situation you find yourself, cause the one who guides you will make you walk on water alongside Him.
Me for one, I do not like a large body of water being  above my nose, so yes I do not like being buried under my problems and circumstances. I'll pick walking over them any day and anytime.

And that's on period.
No matter how big and large your plans are for yourself, they can never be as big to even the tiniest bit of thought God has for you.
Sometimes God's plan for you might not look as big or glamorous as you wish for yourself, but trust me it's more glamorous than you having the whole world.

Matthew 16:26 AMP
[26] For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world [wealth, fame, success], but forfeits his soul? Or what will a man give in exchange for his soul?



If you have never been in this mode before, then you have either never listened to the sermons or you haven't allowed Jesus to arrest you yet.

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The Hilarious Church EPS 92 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

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