The Hillarious Church... (My Sunday Christian Memes) EPS 26

 

 😙WELCOME BACK TO EPS 26 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILLARIOUS CHURCH😚

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Some people need that spanking till their bodies are red and swollen😑

Like I will always say, I really thank God for self control 😑😑and the grace of the Lord to allow me allow him to hold my hand from showing some people the highway to heaven. The way humans have tested me this week😠!! Lord have mercy, there would have been traffick in the after life with human souls.👀
But anyways, self control and the Grace to be calm is really important in our human daily living (especially in the world we are in rn,  my dear humans will test you till your can't cannot). So many things that have escalated and brought back negative result would have been avoided if we learned to control ourselves. People will test us? yes! (man they will test you till you want to just throw them overboard or make you buy a truck so you can run them over with it ) but just keep calm and be a Jesus baby not cause you want to of course but cause God needs you too and that is way more important than how we feel.

Boy has he held my mouth in more ways than I can count 😤😤and really that has helped me in avoiding scandals and keeping healthy relationships. We both don't have to be Turkeys always screaming and yelling or saying stuffs that will hurt. 😠Annoyingly and best of all😌, one has to be calm and collected, of course that doesn't still make you the stupid one, I know you might be asking why does it have to be me?? But really do you want to be the Turkey? always complaining or saying something not so nice, shouting or causing chaos with your tongue?? Yes you should voice out cause you aren't a dummy and people should be aware of their boundaries but!! let your voice sound like that of a lion's roar (cause a lion doesn't just roar up and down and when he actually does you should be alert, hehehe emi natgeo wild illustrator ) so that when you speak,  they know that hmhm girrl he/she is serious rn and lets not mess with it, and for real at the end of the day, they will respect you and won't take whatever you say for granted and will always regard your words.

One thing I have learnt is that, praying prayers like this is dangelus, you ask God for patience and you think he will just miraculously give you the super power to be calm but no nooo, instead! He allows all hell to break loose and gives you the Grace to build your patience amidst the chaos  (with him being right by your Side of cus, Jesus never leaves your side). Does it work?? Of cus it does, yeaaa! ! And obviously you get the best results. Cause imagine going through mad traffick like this, is it the patience to now wait when there are 5 cars in front that you won't be able to endure??

#screaming#...How wasn't I clear??? I even gave the instructions in different languages and versions so we can be clear on this!!! Is there something I am missing??

Patience in God makes us wait and get to the right time. So many people have fallen off or gotten down at some place they shouldn't be at all because they couldn't wait. Cause my time is 9 o'clock doesn't mean yours is too!! Some have early appointments and others have really late appointments but it doesn't mean they dont have appointments at all, It is just different schedules. I really wish we would all understand this, so we can stop trying too hard to get there by all means and end up hurting ourselves along the line and eventually when we are suppose to make it,we are either spending that time treating ourselves or we are long gone💔

How many times has Jesus had the talk with me to review my plans, which I still keep editing and he still keeps correcting, I pray he doesn't ask me to throw my paper away 😭😭

If you are truly someone who has the leading of Christ in you, never ignore the silliest of requests your heart tells you to do, cause a life might depend on it, literally. You might say why doesn't God just show him another leading in another form so he doesn't have to kill himself? ? But I mean 😝if I was God I'd live for the drama myself😭, let's shock that man, a handstand you said?? Coming right up!!!😎. And if you will closely observe, after God answering this man his absurd request do you really think that man in his future endeavour of his life will ever doubt the existence of God? Or that God actually listens to him???

They aren't always easy but always rewarding❤

Always❤