The Hilarious Church..EPS 36 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 

😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 36 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😘

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END OF TODAY'S SERVICE👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

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Oluchi will you leave that place now😭😭

And it was LIT!!!...It really was lit cause everything that followed during the creation was craazzyyyyyy!!!!!..I literally cannot understand why anyone cannot believe in God!!! Doesn't it make more sense for someone to CREATE something than random Atoms popping out of nowhere the "big bang" they said, to create a beautiful world and somehow that makes more sense ???? Nahh they be tripping.

This is funny cause the holes are right were his eyes are, so he can literally see past the covering😂. I mean what can be better than this reveal?😂

Okay so before I laugh..actually let me laugh first😂🤣..so this was uploaded by some atheist page, for reasons best known to them part of it being of course trying to lay claims why there can't be a God cause why would he say to kill your child, so why are we validating Abraham and yet we are saying Andrea is mentally ill..Uhmmm sorry to poop the party...I have many reasons why yes Abraham and Andrea can't be compared ..first and the biggest reason being that ABRAHAM DID NOT END UP KILLING ISAAC😭😭...GOD LITERALLY PROVIDED A RAM FOR A SACRIFICE, IT WAS GOD LITERALLY TESTING ABRAHAM'S TRUST IN HIM...so first of all Abraham is not a Murderer but Andrea is. Two, How has your relationship with this voice been?? From what we know which the bible tells us ABRAHAM HAD A GODLY, POSITIVE FELLOWSHIP WITH GOD AND GOD KEPT ON BLESSING HIM FROM THAT FELLOWSHIP AND HE KEPT DOING GOOD AND PROSPERING, WHILE  ANDREA HERE ENDED UP IN JAIL FROM THAT FELLOWSHIP YOU HAD WITH THAT VOICE, WHICH TELLS US A LOT THAT THE FELLOWSHIP YOU HAVE BEEN HAVING WITH THE VOICE HAS BEEN A NEGATIVE AND TOTALLY NOT A BLESSING.
So how dare you compare Abraham to Andrea???!!! If you had even said maybe cause both their names start with A I would have tried to reason with you but noooo...this is pointedly riabbash(rubbish). The court finds the defendant Abraham not guilty and this case pointless and closed.

Yes a wife who would drive a spike tent Into a Tyrant's head, A wife who would stab a Tyrant with a brick in the chest, A wife who would pluck out the eyes of a Tyrant with tweezers, a wife who would run a cartel to start hunting tyrants.. muhahahahahahaha!!!!

Omo if you find a girl/wife with this capabilities be careful not to Sha become a tyrant in her eyes if not I am sorry😂😂💔

Abeg ooo😂🤲🏾, before you say it is Nomsi that advised you to marry a Tyrant hunter.

God knows the amount of times I have watched this is very unhealthy and I am so angry they didn't drop the full song...GIVE US AN ALBUM‼️‼️....The roasting inside this song...Omo, ah "He said I wanted Racheal but you're more like Leah" 🙆🏾‍♀️ahh my father "Call him David cause he is about to leave you for somebody new"🙆🏾‍♀️ why David😭😭..you didn't see Solomon??? "He said it's not you you no it's God" THE MEN/WOMEN THAT HAVE USED GOD TO LIE TO EITHER GET A GIRL/GUY OR DUMP A GIRL/GUY MY GOD WILL JUDGE YOU...Chibuzo, Oluchi God is watching you, (disclaimer: I just inserted the name Chibuzo and Oluchi, on no account do I actually know a Chibuzo/Oluchi and has he/she said such statement), but just know that you will still drink from that cup you are using to poison and deceive ladies/men and ladies not all men who say Lord Lord are called by the Lord....be sound yourself in God to know when a man is lieing to you or not. Infact in most cases like this common sense should tell you he is a liar but just in case you fell in love with this human, call unto God let him wash your eyes ..I hope you keep your eyes to be washed sha if not pepper go enter later. The fact that Chad is the default name for these type of guys 😭😭.. apologies to all good guys who are bearing chad..but really "why won't you give her clarity on the relationship, like just tell her how you feel? It's not that hard Chad"

Trust in the Lord(we should not ultimately trust others or ourselves but GOD) with all your heart (we should not only trust GOD with our minds but DEEP in our hearts), and do not rely on your own understanding (OWN UNDERSTANDING is flawed*often foolish (proverbs 12:15));in all your ways know him (TO HAVE A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD,to know him intimately), and he will (A PROMISE) make your paths straight (GOD will lead us, help us walk in his ways and commands). 
PROVERBS 3:5-6

Even if you don't SEE or FEEL it, the Lord is with you and He will never FORSAKE you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So let's try and visualize🖼️ this, so you go to the Kings house(God)🤴🏾 to lay (Pray) your complains and problems and these complains are physical like a back pack 🎒(there will be different sizes of course due to the different kind of problems) which you hang on your back, so you go to the Kings house and ideally when you are coming to lay your complains you are coming with your back pack to drop it at the foot of the King 👑 and explain everything that's in the bag🎒 to the King🤴🏾 and when you are done what do you do? Walk out 🚶🏾‍♀️and leave the bag yea? You came to drop your complains and problems...But what many of us do is still pick the bag🎒 and hang it back on our backs and leave when we are meant to leave it for the one who we have come to meet to help us handle it...how does he handle it when we are still carrying it? when we didn't actually leave it with him?? And how do you want to feel better about the situation when the weight is still literally on your shoulders and you haven't dropped it? And that is why using this visualization when you drop the bag from your back is when you feel light and burden free after you have sincerely prayed, cause you have left everything and removed the heavy burden on your back on God's feet and you just feel so much better. 

Prayer is to LET GO and let GOD take over.

ANNOUNCEMENT 🤸🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️

So I will be starting something New Soon, right on this Hilarious Church Platform, it will be Hilarious too🤸🏾‍♀️🤭. ...ANTICIPATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🤭🤭🤭🤸🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️

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The Hilarious Church..EPS 35 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 

😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 35 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😘

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Owww he can see you!!!..No matter what you do..you cannot hide...so why do it if you know it will have to make you hide from God??

Dariuuss!!! Come here quick...Daniel is having a Lion for a pillow.

Legend has it that Jude is still confused😭😭

Let me rephrase this "No matter your circumstance, with Jesus Involved, you can take a nap"...why bother when he is involved???.. Like some of y'all don't understand the gravity of Jesus Inclusion in a matter. The matter is no longer a matter when Jesus is Involved!!!! 

Jesus will never fail 🙅I Promise you..Fine there are times when it looks like He has failed us completely😞, times when we have lost something or lost a loved one💔 and we feel "He never cared about me in the first place", "He didn't answer my prayers", "He never listens to me", "He never heard me'..Honestly He did, but reasons best known to Him He allowed it to happen and for that He will compensate you with the peace you can't find elsewhere only in Him, not in drinking, not in drugs, not in man, only in Him, only then will you be able to go on with His strength. Fleeing from Him cause you feel He has "hurt" you will only make you feel worse, cause you cannot feel any better till you come back to Him. Jesus loves you,hears you and cares about you, no matter how hard you want to deny it or argue about it. That's the hard truth.

I can't find any accurate video out there than this!!! and no matter how many times you fall back into sin and fall from decisions you made without him or made when he didn't give you the go ahead and you cry for help from Him again, He is always on His mark to set you free(hehe tell me you saw what I did there🤭😂). Jesus will never get tired of you ever. God will help us all to not keep falling back, so that we want have a fall that actually ends us and it will be too late to call Jesus. P.s That fall hurts, you have to be a Psychopath to Love falling and Injuring yourself...protect your skin man i.e your spirituality

And Action📽️🎬....Allow Jesus to Produce and Direct your life..Trust me the outcome of your Life Movie will be a best seller.

JESUS CARES, JESUS CARES, JESUS CARES!!!!
AND HE WILL GET YOU OUT OF IT...TELL IT ALL TO HIM, CALL HIM HE CARES MORE THAN ANYONE. 
PLUS SUICIDE IS NEVER AN OPTION, WHY DIE WHEN YOU CAN ACTUALLY HAVE A REAL LIFE?? AND IT ONLY COMES IN JESUS..
TELL HIM ABOUT THAT PROBLEM TODAY!!!

Untill JESUS proved I Wasn't♥️...
Isaiah 1:18 "Come now, let us settle the matter,” says the LORD. “Though your sins are like scarlet, I will make them as white as snow; though they are red as crimson, I will make them as White as wool.

Every Place!! Every Pinnypoppy Place is a safe place as long as God is with you!!!..Like I said earlier, relax take a nap, when Jesus is Included why worry?

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The Hilarious Church..EPS 34 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 

 😙WELCOME BACK TO EPS 34 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😚

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@Adeniyi Temitope

Video Credit:¶ Mallum Anuma ¶...I really feel an opportunity should have been given to Uriah in heaven to have a duel with David, and God should weaken David so Uriah can beat the hell out of him...#JusticeforUriah

Video credit:¶Nwankwo Jospehine¶....Honestly speaking, unless you don't have the holy spirit in you, there is always that pang, that heaviness in your heart, the confliction, the uncertainty that what you want to do is not right...and that right there is the Holy spirit...You don't need to see the blinding lights💥, the oh Holy figure👼 or fire burning🔥 to give you a sign that what you are about to do is wrong🙅..that simple feeling of you feeling "somehow" about what you want to do is Him. When you can't freely do what you want to do with a clean conscience then why do it? it may seem plausible at that moment but in the Long run it is not.

 Additionally, Disobeying the Holy spirit has a lot of consequences you should run from..I mean we disobey our parents and get punished for that how much more God??? Lol you really wanna offend God? 

Video Credit:¶ Nwanko Josephine¶....So of course God won't say that obviously 😂😂...but how many times have we repeated "God thank you for today" multiple times in prayers... I'm just trying to imagine the faces of our guardian angels trying to make an excuse for us as to why we are on repeat😂.

Video Credit: ¶Ibrahim Suleiman¶ ...Nahhh but Potiphar's wife was really aggressive 😂😂. That was an almost rape ma'am, cause why were you able to get a hold of his shirt and then have it as a souvenir??😂😂 

The story of guys carrying more than 4 chairs at a time while moving them will forever be epic, especially to girls...no you can't tell me as a girl in your teenage years you never gawked at a guy who can carry so many chairs...I remember how me and my friends will stare and be like "omg he is carrying 6 chairs at a time" .. screaming "he is carrying 8 chairs omg he must be so powerful"...To Impress a young church girl just carry more than 4 chairs at a time...I promise you even if she won't crush on you she will respect you 😂😂😂...(yes I am bursting our secrets open 😂 carrying more than 4 chairs at a time is a spec criteria😂)

Yassss...the duel of who is stronger between men among young church girls is in stacking and carrying plenty number of chairs...Show us how powerful you are com'on..carry them chairs and stack them really high😂😂

If you are not marrying me after our first date, Obletraite out of my alignment 🤣🤣💔

Meme Credit: ¶Adeniyi Temitope¶...Sometimes we exaggerate some things that happen to us a lot, I mean we are humans and we always want things to work out our way and because they don't Omg "God you are the meanest!!! How can you do this to me??"  But I am here to remind you that "You are nothing but Pencils in the hand of the Creator"🤣🤣🤣🤣..if you want to pencil yourself and draw a really nice sunset with butterflies and pretty flowers, but God said no I am gonna draw a fish like a 3 year old with you....you have no choice but to draw that fish...In short you can't get rid of Inconveniences and storms no matter how big or small, but you can learn to relax and trust God in every inconvenience and storm cause guess what?? You are in the storm with Jesus and wherever there is a storm Jesus does what? He calms it!!!!

No way 🤣🤣🤣💔💔😭😭😭
He sure didn't see that coming

Proverbs 3:5-6 says, “Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make straight your paths.”
Allowing God to be your guide begins with a commitment to trust and he will never ever ever Disappoint you I PROMISE YOU!!!

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The Hilarious Church #EASTER EDITION# EPS 33 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 

😙WELCOME BACK TO EPS 33 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😚

#EASTER EDITION #

Tell me of a Love so sweet, He DIED to let me Live🤭💞

Happy Resurrection of the Love of all our Lives..JESUS Y'ALL!!!

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Can you help me move the church building a little to the back please my car can't seem to fit in.

Reverse it Reverse it...whatever you do, think of Reverse🎤🎹

Today will be a nice day to die and be buried in the tomb wouldn't it??!! Just maybe you could resurrect too or not?! we never can tell till you try. Die today!!...God forbid oo abeg😂😂🙏

Like Mum you gotta stop worrying I'll be back soon...till your kidnapers ask for ransom wey you no get. Allow your parents to worry about you please thank you, you are not Jesus yet..okay Kids!! 

If I was Mary..if I was Mary I'd probably have beaten Jesus out of fear, cause that would be like my first time encountering such and I'd be scared to death, so fear and shock would have made me beat him back inside the tomb.

I really don't know how this makes sense to anyone🤔..like we are celebrating the death of Jesus with a significance of him rescuing us from captivity and saving our souls from sin and bondage😇 but yet you said nooo noooo what other way can we show this?? Okay I think I get it 😃..why don't we make BUNNIES🐰 STEAL CHICKEN EGGS🥚 AND THEN GO HIDE IT AND WE LOOK FOR THE EGGS!!! Now tell me as you read it again now, does it make any sense to you?? First of all why are bunnies and eggs in the same picture?? You know what?? let me not give myself headache..I just want to tell you that it is rubbish and you should stop it!!! you have changed and turned and removed the main reason why Easter is Easter and if you don't know why go back and Read the bible the New Testament to be precise all of it. It all explains the birth, crucifixion and death and the significance of Jesus coming to this world. Thank you for listening to my Presentation 🙏

Jesus died for me and for you.
The Lord Himself goes before you and will be with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged." Deuteronomy 31:8

Like ....your Emperor sir he's gone... Hello Emperor the network is..Emperor😭😭!!

And he Did😌..The only being to have resurrected himself...no God has ever... not arguable!!!

As much as we all have personal relationships with God and like to deem it as "it is my privacy with God"... act like you have a personal relationship with him..Be proud of him and be bold to stand anywhere for him, Judgement faces only you as a person and not with who you are hiding Jesus for.

 Matthew 10:33 But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.

Please continue to pray for your girl ooo so that this education will not kill her cause me I cannot resurrect again oo🤣😭

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The Hilarious Church..EPS 32 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 

 😙WELCOME BACK TO EPS 32 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😚

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@Ibrahim Suleiman 

@Esuga Jemuel

@Nwankwo Josephine 

《Meme Credit: Ibrahim Suleiman》Not the how come😂😂

《Meme Credit: Ibrahim Suleiman》Another Person I have a personal beef with is Samson, cause how can someone be so so so....let me not talk. But really Samson no now..you were the only real life superhero we had and you just gave that up. Let me start learning kungfu so that when I just jam Samson on the streets of Heaven like this!!! All hell will break loose(Well hell can not break loose in heaven literally but you get😂😂). 

《Meme Credit: Esuga Jemuel》This actually just kind of gives me another graphical image of how the Israelites must have looked like on shore after crossing...If they had cell-phones then: Moses: Egyptians down, Wall of Jericho to go

《Meme Credit: Esuga Jemuel》This Picture just depicts how foolish we are without the holy spirit. God has given us literally what we need to succeed but even though the holy spirit is our guide and manual and we have no idea how to use the tools God gives us if we don't allow the holy spirit to intervene, so we just end up living a wasteful life in bountiful resources. Ask the holy spirit for help and directions now!! You can't do it alone. 

The number of times I start questioning my life and existence and the sudden heartbreak that comes with the fact that I might have been left behind. Naaahh it is not always funny man.

He is Literally the guy in the pic😭😭

Lmaoooo....Rough Play

"If I died believing in God and found out there is no God, no heaven and no hell, I'd have nothing to loose. However, if I died right now, having not believed in God and His son Jesus Christ and found out that there is a God, there is Heaven and hell, I have everything to loose". If I am wrong about God then I wasted my LIFE 👐, but if you are wrong about God, you wasted your ETERNITY 🙇.

《Video Credit: Nwankwo Josephine》Often times we get so conflicted 🙆with many feelings, thoughts and we ask ourselves so many questions. It all happens cause we either are going through tough times or we sin and it is biting us back and we just feel so depressed😔 and sad and we don't know what to do with our lives anymore. But hey!!! No matter what it is you are going through or whatever sin you have committed and you think or feel God won't look at you again, that is a lie from the pit of hell, He is always always always always always right in front of you to let you hug him and take every burden away. Yo!!! No one can ever love you like Jesus does, His love for you is so crazy He died for you, even your sharrif Kapoor in Indian Movies cannot do that for you😂😭😭. So yea, don't feel so guilty about it all that you kill yourself inside, just call him and he is right infront of you..infact he is not just one call away who is Charlie puth ?? Jesus is one breath away.

《Video Credit: Nwankwo Josephine》Add heartbreak join..Are you so heart broken you feel everything is over. Heartbroken over so many issues, Life, School, Work, Friendships, Relationships e.t.c what is it?? I also have been heart broken and at that moment you feel like nothing is going right again for you, it's the end for you, you will never get your life right again, but that is a lie😂😂 a very big fat lie. The Joy and peace that Jesus will give you will be way more than you can fanthom, it will make no sense to you why you feel so so just just just everything nice and beautiful and calm. Sometimes the Peace and Joy of the Lord comes instant👌while other times it is a process that God will allow you both to build together to have a stronger relationship together, but whether it is instant or it is a gradual process..you will get out of it and you will find more meaning to life than you thought❤, and hey Jesus will never let you down with whatever you drop on his plate.

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