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Saturday, April 8, 2023

The Hilarious Church #EASTER EDITION# EPS 33 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 

😙WELCOME BACK TO EPS 33 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH😚

#EASTER EDITION #

Tell me of a Love so sweet, He DIED to let me Live🤭💞

Happy Resurrection of the Love of all our Lives..JESUS Y'ALL!!!

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Can you help me move the church building a little to the back please my car can't seem to fit in.

Reverse it Reverse it...whatever you do, think of Reverse🎤🎹



Today will be a nice day to die and be buried in the tomb wouldn't it??!! Just maybe you could resurrect too or not?! we never can tell till you try. Die today!!...God forbid oo abeg😂😂🙏

Like Mum you gotta stop worrying I'll be back soon...till your kidnapers ask for ransom wey you no get. Allow your parents to worry about you please thank you, you are not Jesus yet..okay Kids!! 

If I was Mary..if I was Mary I'd probably have beaten Jesus out of fear, cause that would be like my first time encountering such and I'd be scared to death, so fear and shock would have made me beat him back inside the tomb.

I really don't know how this makes sense to anyone🤔..like we are celebrating the death of Jesus with a significance of him rescuing us from captivity and saving our souls from sin and bondage😇 but yet you said nooo noooo what other way can we show this?? Okay I think I get it 😃..why don't we make BUNNIES🐰 STEAL CHICKEN EGGS🥚 AND THEN GO HIDE IT AND WE LOOK FOR THE EGGS!!! Now tell me as you read it again now, does it make any sense to you?? First of all why are bunnies and eggs in the same picture?? You know what?? let me not give myself headache..I just want to tell you that it is rubbish and you should stop it!!! you have changed and turned and removed the main reason why Easter is Easter and if you don't know why go back and Read the bible the New Testament to be precise all of it. It all explains the birth, crucifixion and death and the significance of Jesus coming to this world. Thank you for listening to my Presentation 🙏



Jesus died for me and for you.
The Lord Himself goes before you and will be with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged." Deuteronomy 31:8

Like ....your Emperor sir he's gone... Hello Emperor the network is..Emperor😭😭!!

And he Did😌..The only being to have resurrected himself...no God has ever... not arguable!!!

As much as we all have personal relationships with God and like to deem it as "it is my privacy with God"... act like you have a personal relationship with him..Be proud of him and be bold to stand anywhere for him, Judgement faces only you as a person and not with who you are hiding Jesus for.

 Matthew 10:33 But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.


Please continue to pray for your girl ooo so that this education will not kill her cause me I cannot resurrect again oo🤣😭

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)



1 comment:

  1. We'll definitely finish this education gracefully 🙏

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