πWELCOME BACK TO EPS 61 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)π
Well Well to start with.....NO I DIDN'T RUN OUT OF MEMES!!! There is enough in the church archives to last 2 life times (I just exaggerated but let's go with it).
Jesus wasn't about to let me go if I hadn't come back here....no and no it's not backsliding π, so many things occured that brought about the intermission and my break was taking too long for comfort that I actually got very comfortable with it until I really felt Jesus taking my peace of mind away telling me to come back out here. Now you all will also please pray along with me for consistency to continue to share the Gospel. I need that prayer like my life depends on it ..cause it does π also pray that my sense of humor doesn't blow out cause if it blows out then we all blow out haha God forbid oooπ abeg oo nobody will blow out in Jesus Name, we will all keep blowing to declare the works of the Lord in our lives in Jesus Name, Amen.
Hello my Pressing Irons( you will find out why I addressed you as pressing irons later in the readingπ) I have missed you all so much π₯Ή..I missed me too ππ...I am happy to announce that The Hilarious Church (THC) is back like never before. Tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a believer and an unbeliever that their solution is here!!! ( Which is Jesus Christ ) and they can get to find out about how to go about that solution in the hilarious ways possible.
I'm sorry for the very short break (a very long break actually but shhh who is counting ππ).
Trust me I am happier than you all are combined cause now I actually can BREATHE!!!πβ₯οΈJesus can let me be now
Answer to the last Hilarious Quiz is up
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Thank you for dropping by you deserve a reward, Just drop your name on the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you ππ, don't thank me.
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Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,ππ
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Now what memes have you all been liking while the hilarious church memes was away??? #looking at your soul intently#
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Now if you can't see the Jesus written boldly through the cloths...it means you have been liking the wrong memes π π
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Don't worry, The Hilarious Church got you covered...that's why The Hilarious Church is here....we break it down to you like you are foive π...We are back like we never left.
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In THC it doesn't matter if you are a pressing iron pretending to be a ship!!! As long as you aim to be a ship you can be a shipπ’( you might just be able to load ants and not people but its all fine since you are still loading ππ) As long as you aim to be like Christ you can also be like Christ no matter what you have done or how deep in sin you currently are. Dream it and you can do it. We are here to tell and remind all pressing irons that they can float on the oceanπ don't be scared. Jesus is waiting for you. Jump Irons, walk ππ |
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A Friendly Reminder today that you don't got this.....Only Jesus can "got this" for you. Your "got this" will only break your leg cause you will fall down from the fence, but guess what?? Jesus "gotting this" for you will have you flying over the fence!!!πβ₯οΈ(And landing safely of cus) |
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A Friendly Reminder that it is very okay to be high..but make sure it's on the Most High (Which is Jesus Christ the most high...before one high pressing iron will misquote me for meaning a more higher substance...abegπ)
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If the only spiritual you enter is only during worship and you don't kidnap that spirit to follow you through your everyday life so you can act right but instead leave it behind on the church dancing floors and become a vagabond after Sunday service then it's ADHD ππ and you are just high but not on the most high. |
Funny thing about backsliding is sometimes, you don't even know you have backslidden till you are deep in it.
#Holding your shirt collar aggressively# Hope you haven't backslidden from the short break the Hilarious church went on.
#carefully removes my hand and adjusts your collar#
Ahhh my friend I saw a mosquito on your shirt.
Jeremiah 3:21-22
The Lord invites backsliding children to return and promises to heal their backsliding.
You cannot backslide small or too big away from Jesus, come back to Jesus. He still collects sinners π. Now stand up from the floor and walk with Jesus my friend.
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Wether you are a highly concentrated sinner, fresh out of sin sinner, a backslider or frontslider, the devil's assistant or the devil himself π€£. You are never too far away from God. He will always give you another chance, second chance, third chance, 25638927262782828288272729 chancesπ , till you loose your last breath, when you lose that then I'm sorry no more chances. So why don't you do it while you have all the oxygen in the world at your disposal. Let me tell you there is no sin so bad that God can't forgive. Yes Yes even that one you thought of now that has been weighing you down. Don't be shy Give Jesus a try today and I promise you He won't disappoint you. Remember be High on the Most High |
Repent my people and accept Jesus today......A Jesus Today, a day, everyday and anyday keeps the Fire Away
Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.
Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite π)