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Saturday, July 27, 2024

The Hilarious Church EPS 63 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 63 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Thank you for dropping by you deserve a reward, Just drop your name in the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,πŸ’œ

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜„

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.πŸ™Š

Please feel free to comment, share, follow and subscribe.πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ˜™

Incase I am missing something please tell me.

You can send in your memes and get featured.

Instagram handle: manomsi_mallum

G-mail: shuga5179@gmail.com

Thank you 

Today on Christian Rizz πŸ˜‚ 
But please if the person you are about to rizz like this has big head, you might want to rethink it oo 😭 

I know for sure I'm not the only one that has had meaningless dreams before πŸ˜‚, make it worse by waking up and not being able to remember the dream.
It's amazing though, how dreams make the occurrences feel very okay and normal but it is the most dumbest unimaginable thing ever 😭

Regardless, even in the nonsense some times, God sends us a message and we just have to see right through the giant cat sitting in the middle of the road πŸ˜‚ that is in china in America.

It doesn't matter really who you are, or what you have done or what you are doing. The Church is likened to a hospital, it is the sick that needs to be in attendance so they can get well and go through the healing process. You don't go to the hospital when you are perfectly fine (asides check ups, but that's not the point). You also don't have to wait till you are a perfect human before God for you to go to church no!!! God wants you to come as you are, grow in him, get to know him and understand him more and inside the gathering of his people would you grow to attain perfection 

I really can just imagine πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­..Like really Jonah baby, of all lies? Do I look like a dumb chicken to you?
But then girls let's talkπŸ˜‚, knowing all the prophets and great men in the Bible and all the escapades they had with God....as a wife!!πŸ˜‚ Would you have been a supportive wife? 
Your husband wakes up one day and tells you God asked him to build an ark and He is about to flood the earth and he takes over a 100 years building it and nothing is happening still..won't you just think he is insane 😭 and would you even listen to him in the first place 😭..build an ark Noah and get every person and animal in it ?? If I was Noah's wife I would have actually given him a manual reset😭.
But I believe generally as a partner to someone, of cus having God in the picture to show the light and show you the truth, we should try our best to be supportive, there is nothing that can be more dangerous than having partners who tear down ones dreams or being a stumbling block in the path of ones dreams.
Be the best supporter you can be to your spouse, children, siblings, parents, friends and whoever genuinely needs that support.
Be the reason why they thank God they could achieve that dream.


Asides the fact that Solomon was king, let's agree that he had to be the best rizzler and sweet talker and that added to his advantage in having that insane number of women all to himself.
Shakespeare had nothing on King SollyπŸ˜‚

Guys,I'm sorry but there is still more to come...we all haven't seen nothing yet. This is just the tip of the ice berg. Bad and worse stuffs are on its way. There is no running away from it, but you could avoid the worse of it by making the rapture, and how can you make the rapture, by accepting Jesus Christ today and being like Jesus....in short be very far away from sin as possible while identifying with Jesus.

So because non believers don't believe in Jesus doesn't mean we should be hostile to them or treat them any less than we would treat other believers in Christ. Jesus taught us to love, He didn't say love particular people, no he said love your neighbor as yourself and who is your neighbor; it's the next person right by you, not just your house neighbor πŸ˜‚... everyone around us regardless of their ethnicity, religion or status in the society.
Mark 12:31 AMP
[31] This is the second: β€˜You shall [unselfishly] love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no other commandment greater than these.”


Really, so many times people we have disliked or we currently dislike are based on hearsay..we never confirmed the info and just went with what we heard and then there is Jesus who KNOWS the messy things we have done or are doing and doesn't dislike us for it. 
So who are we to dislike another based on unconfirmed truths when Jesus still loves us based on confirmed truths about us. You better drop that grudge and dislike rn against that person. It's either you let it go from your full chest or go talk it out with the person, of cus with the intention of not having a negative feeling inside you after the conversation πŸ˜‚

He can never get tired Darlings..but of cus it doesn't mean you should now keep on driving off the edge cause what if you die in the process?? It becomes too late 😭 πŸ˜‚
But in short ..God will never get tired of picking you up wherever and whenever you fall.

He who is wise, let him hear.
When Peter focused on Jesus initially he was walking well on water, but when he started focusing on the storm instead of Jesus, what happened to him? He started sinking into the water.
I don't need much words to tell you that Jesus is the focus, so you don't sink, who wants to sink?? Well defs not me!!!


Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)

Saturday, July 20, 2024

The Hilarious Church EPS 62 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 62 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Thank you for dropping by you deserve a reward, Just drop your name in the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,πŸ’œ

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜„

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.πŸ™Š

Please feel free to comment, share, follow and subscribe.πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ˜™

Incase I am missing something please tell me.

You can send in your memes and get featured.

Instagram handle: manomsi_mallum

G-mail: shuga5179@gmail.com

Thank you 


Today on Christian Rizz πŸ˜‚β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈ
How to snag my future husband 101



I'm sure I'm not the only one that pretends to be blind, deaf and dumb when volunteers are called upon to pray 😭😭.
Which is okay to pretend to be sometimes πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚, cause of course many like me are shy, but when it's all the time you pretend to have a disability then boyyyy or girrrlll, you need to have a conversation with yourself. (Which I'm currently having with myself by the way 😭) I need to learn to see, hear and speak I can't be blind, deaf and dumb for the rest of my life on being willing to pray whenever 😭.
We need to start taking those bold steps for God πŸ˜‚. It's not easy but we can do it πŸ˜‚.....fightingπŸ’ͺ🏾
For you all who always see, hear and speak...I am so Proud of you πŸ˜‚β™₯️.

Maybe it's Before Cleopatra...since all of them want to be out of brain juice😭😭

Firstly how many of y'all know enough Gospel songs to last you 30 minutesπŸ˜‚????
Let's start with that fost of fost😭
Me as they catch me like this, I would have first lost like 135637763 billion steeze screaming for help. No composure to even help me remember that I'm even suppose to sing πŸ˜‚.
But I believe this is a very important lesson to first of all ask God for help in situations that seems to take our lives.....but of cus as you are screaming also😭😭... me I will not say you should not scream oo but scream and cry to God together  😭 

  
Is it just me that feels like there are some sins that takes God by surprise??πŸ˜‚ Like He hears it from the sweaty Angel that comes to report a new sin discovery and He is like, They did whatttt now???πŸ˜‚
So Yes Yes... even for what you just thought about now ...hmhm He Will forgive you for it, all you need to do is sincerely ask him for forgiveness (God definitely has a lot of forgiveness to go around, trust me πŸ˜‚)
1 John 1:9 AMP
[9] If we [freely] admit that we have sinned and confess our sins, He is faithful and just [true to His own nature and promises], and will forgive our sins and cleanse us continually from all unrighteousness [our wrongdoing, everything not in conformity with His will and purpose].

There is no sin in this world, thinkable and unthinkable, imaginable and unimaginable that God can't forgive you for, even the sins that takes Him by surprise 😭 😭 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Of course we have all been in this same situation countless times, some are still in it πŸ˜‚. It's great of cus that we come back to God after sin, I mean it's good we realize we have done wrong and need to ask for forgiveness. But it's not okay if you are actually not working evidently to stop that sin and you just tell yourself I can as well do it and ask God for forgiveness, He is a merciful God he will definitely forgive me😩..
whilst that is trueπŸ€”, how sure are you that you will make it out alive while committing the sin? How sure are you that you won't you know..die before you get another chance for forgiveness???
Sin is very enticing and so many times we feel so convinced that we can't overcome It..but all that thought is the devil's antics to keep us trapped in sin, because surely we can overcome sin.
Romans 6:14 KJV
[14] For sin shall not have dominion over you: for ye are not under the law, but under grace.

Basically tells us that Sin doesn't have dominion over us and IT CANNOT CONTROL US, only we can give it the power to control us.

1 Corinthians 10:13 AMP
[13] No temptation [regardless of its source] has overtaken or enticed you that is not common to human experience [nor is any temptation unusual or beyond human resistance]; but God is faithful [to His wordβ€”He is compassionate and trustworthy], and He will not let you be tempted beyond your ability [to resist], but along with the temptation He [has in the past and is now and] will [always] provide the way out as well, so that you will be able to endure it [without yielding, and will overcome temptation with joy].

 YOU CAN ALWAYS OVERCOME SIN DARLINGS β™₯️

Maybe the reason why you are still struggling with that sin or life challenge that you can't seem to just overcome is because you haven't surrendered it all to Jesus and you believe you can handle it all by yourself.
Orrrr you have in your mind committed the situation to Jesus but are still having control of the situation ( by thinking about how you can handle it by yourself, in your own humanly way) and you haven't totally surrendered it all.
Some of us feel God is too busy so why don't you handle half of the situation and God handles the other half, Weldon Jesus's P.A, Jesus's most concerned personnel, Jesus's mother.
He didn't ask you to be concerned about Him, He just wants you to  entrust all in His Hands.
 Jesus wants to Baby you darling.


Also they forgot to add, confidentiality, much more reliable, efficient, result proven and so much more than anyone or anything can offer you.
Don't say I don't give the best advice πŸ’…πŸΎ



Well don't look at me...I'm not the one who said this..it's your Bible βœ‹πŸΎπŸ€šπŸΎ....so I guess you know better now than to trust in your own heart to help you with a lot of things, your whole life basically..Trust Jesus instead!!!!!

Proverbs 28:26 AMP
[26] He who trusts confidently in his own heart is a [dull, thickheaded] fool, But he who walks in [skillful and godly] wisdom will be rescued.


So what are you waiting for???...Go on ..run ahead..go tell everyone about what Jesus can do. Tell them all who the real MVP is πŸ₯Ήβ™₯️



Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)

Saturday, July 13, 2024

The Hilarious Church EPS 61 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 61 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘


Well Well to start with.....NO I DIDN'T RUN OUT OF MEMES!!! There is enough in the church archives to last 2 life times (I just exaggerated but let's go with it). 

Jesus wasn't about to let me go if I hadn't come back here....no and no it's not backsliding 😭, so many things occured that brought about the intermission and my break was taking too long for comfort that I actually got very comfortable with it until I really felt Jesus taking my peace of mind away telling me to come back out here. Now you all will also please pray along with me for consistency to continue to share the Gospel. I need that prayer like my life depends on it ..cause it does πŸ˜‚ also pray that my sense of humor doesn't blow out cause if it blows out then we all blow out haha God forbid ooo😭 abeg oo nobody will blow out in Jesus Name, we will all keep blowing to declare the works of the Lord in our lives in Jesus Name, Amen.

Hello my Pressing Irons( you will find out why I addressed you as pressing irons later in the readingπŸ˜‚) I have missed you all so much πŸ₯Ή..I missed me too πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚...I am happy to announce that The Hilarious Church (THC) is back like never before. Tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a believer and an unbeliever that their solution is here!!! ( Which is Jesus Christ ) and they can get to find out about how to go about that solution in the hilarious ways possible.

I'm sorry for the very short break (a very long break actually but shhh who is counting πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚).


Trust me I am happier than you all are combined cause now I actually can BREATHE!!!πŸ˜‚β™₯️Jesus can let me be now 

Answer to the last Hilarious Quiz is up

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Thank you for dropping by you deserve a reward, Just drop your name on the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,πŸ’œ

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜„

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.πŸ™Š

Please feel free to comment, share, follow and subscribe.πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ˜™

Incase I am missing something please tell me.

You can send in your memes and get featured.

Instagram handle: manomsi_mallum

G-mail: shuga5179@gmail.com

Thank you 

Now what memes have you all been liking while the hilarious church memes was away??? 
#looking at your soul intently#

Now if you can't see the Jesus written boldly through the cloths...it means you have been liking the wrong memes 😭 πŸ˜‚

Don't worry, The Hilarious Church got you covered...that's why The Hilarious Church is here....we break it down to you like you are foive πŸ˜‚...We are back like we never left.



In THC it doesn't matter if you are a pressing iron pretending to be a ship!!! As long as you aim to be a ship you can be a ship🚒( you might just be able to load ants and not people but its all fine since you are still loading πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) As long as you aim to be like Christ you can also be like Christ no matter what you have done or how deep in sin you currently are. Dream it and you can do it. We are here to tell and remind all pressing irons that they can float on the oceanπŸ˜‚ don't be scared.
Jesus is waiting for you.
Jump Irons, walk πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

A Friendly Reminder today that you don't got this.....Only Jesus can "got this" for you.
Your "got this" will only break your leg cause you will fall down from the fence, but guess what?? Jesus "gotting this" for you will have you flying over the fence!!!πŸ˜‚β™₯️(And landing safely of cus)

A Friendly Reminder that it is very okay to be high..but make sure it's on the Most High (Which is Jesus Christ the most high...before one high pressing iron will misquote me for meaning a more higher substance...abegπŸ˜‚)


If the only spiritual you enter is only during worship and you don't kidnap that spirit to follow you through your everyday life so you can act right but instead leave it behind on the church dancing floors and become a vagabond after Sunday service then it's ADHD 😭😭 and you are just high but not on the most high.


Funny thing about backsliding is sometimes, you don't even know you have backslidden till you are deep in it. 
#Holding your shirt collar aggressively# Hope you haven't backslidden from the short break the Hilarious church went on.
#carefully removes my hand and adjusts your collar# 
Ahhh my friend I saw a mosquito on your shirt.
Jeremiah 3:21-22
The Lord invites backsliding children to return and promises to heal their backsliding.
You cannot backslide small or too big away from Jesus, come back to Jesus. He still collects sinners πŸ˜‚. Now stand up from the floor and walk with Jesus my friend.

Wether you are a highly concentrated sinner, fresh out of sin sinner, a backslider or frontslider, the devil's assistant or the devil himself 🀣. You are never too far away from God. He will always give you another chance, second chance, third chance, 25638927262782828288272729 chancesπŸ˜‚ , till you loose your last breath, when you lose that then I'm sorry no more chances. So why don't you do it while you have all the oxygen in the world at your disposal.
Let me tell you there is no sin so bad that God can't forgive. Yes Yes even that one you thought of now that has been weighing you down.
Don't be shy Give Jesus a try today and I promise you He won't disappoint you.
Remember be High on the Most High



Repent my people and accept Jesus today......A Jesus Today, a day, everyday and anyday keeps the Fire Away


Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)



The Hilarious Church EPS 92 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

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