The Hilarious Church EPS 62 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

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Today on Christian Rizz 😂‼️‼️
How to snag my future husband 101

I'm sure I'm not the only one that pretends to be blind, deaf and dumb when volunteers are called upon to pray 😭😭.
Which is okay to pretend to be sometimes 😂 😂, cause of course many like me are shy, but when it's all the time you pretend to have a disability then boyyyy or girrrlll, you need to have a conversation with yourself. (Which I'm currently having with myself by the way 😭) I need to learn to see, hear and speak I can't be blind, deaf and dumb for the rest of my life on being willing to pray whenever 😭.
We need to start taking those bold steps for God 😂. It's not easy but we can do it 😂.....fighting💪🏾
For you all who always see, hear and speak...I am so Proud of you 😂♥️.

Maybe it's Before Cleopatra...since all of them want to be out of brain juice😭😭

Firstly how many of y'all know enough Gospel songs to last you 30 minutes😂????
Let's start with that fost of fost😭
Me as they catch me like this, I would have first lost like 135637763 billion steeze screaming for help. No composure to even help me remember that I'm even suppose to sing 😂.
But I believe this is a very important lesson to first of all ask God for help in situations that seems to take our lives.....but of cus as you are screaming also😭😭... me I will not say you should not scream oo but scream and cry to God together  😭 

  

Is it just me that feels like there are some sins that takes God by surprise??😂 Like He hears it from the sweaty Angel that comes to report a new sin discovery and He is like, They did whatttt now???😂
So Yes Yes... even for what you just thought about now ...hmhm He Will forgive you for it, all you need to do is sincerely ask him for forgiveness (God definitely has a lot of forgiveness to go around, trust me 😂)
1 John 1:9 AMP
[9] If we [freely] admit that we have sinned and confess our sins, He is faithful and just [true to His own nature and promises], and will forgive our sins and cleanse us continually from all unrighteousness [our wrongdoing, everything not in conformity with His will and purpose].

There is no sin in this world, thinkable and unthinkable, imaginable and unimaginable that God can't forgive you for, even the sins that takes Him by surprise 😭 😭 😂😂

Of course we have all been in this same situation countless times, some are still in it 😂. It's great of cus that we come back to God after sin, I mean it's good we realize we have done wrong and need to ask for forgiveness. But it's not okay if you are actually not working evidently to stop that sin and you just tell yourself I can as well do it and ask God for forgiveness, He is a merciful God he will definitely forgive me😩..
whilst that is true🤔, how sure are you that you will make it out alive while committing the sin? How sure are you that you won't you know..die before you get another chance for forgiveness???
Sin is very enticing and so many times we feel so convinced that we can't overcome It..but all that thought is the devil's antics to keep us trapped in sin, because surely we can overcome sin.
Romans 6:14 KJV
[14] For sin shall not have dominion over you: for ye are not under the law, but under grace.

Basically tells us that Sin doesn't have dominion over us and IT CANNOT CONTROL US, only we can give it the power to control us.

1 Corinthians 10:13 AMP

[13] No temptation [regardless of its source] has overtaken or enticed you that is not common to human experience [nor is any temptation unusual or beyond human resistance]; but God is faithful [to His word—He is compassionate and trustworthy], and He will not let you be tempted beyond your ability [to resist], but along with the temptation He [has in the past and is now and] will [always] provide the way out as well, so that you will be able to endure it [without yielding, and will overcome temptation with joy].

 YOU CAN ALWAYS OVERCOME SIN DARLINGS ♥️

Maybe the reason why you are still struggling with that sin or life challenge that you can't seem to just overcome is because you haven't surrendered it all to Jesus and you believe you can handle it all by yourself.
Orrrr you have in your mind committed the situation to Jesus but are still having control of the situation ( by thinking about how you can handle it by yourself, in your own humanly way) and you haven't totally surrendered it all.
Some of us feel God is too busy so why don't you handle half of the situation and God handles the other half, Weldon Jesus's P.A, Jesus's most concerned personnel, Jesus's mother.
He didn't ask you to be concerned about Him, He just wants you to  entrust all in His Hands.
 Jesus wants to Baby you darling.

Also they forgot to add, confidentiality, much more reliable, efficient, result proven and so much more than anyone or anything can offer you.
Don't say I don't give the best advice 💅🏾

Well don't look at me...I'm not the one who said this..it's your Bible ✋🏾🤚🏾....so I guess you know better now than to trust in your own heart to help you with a lot of things, your whole life basically..Trust Jesus instead!!!!!

Proverbs 28:26 AMP
[26] He who trusts confidently in his own heart is a [dull, thickheaded] fool, But he who walks in [skillful and godly] wisdom will be rescued.

So what are you waiting for???...Go on ..run ahead..go tell everyone about what Jesus can do. Tell them all who the real MVP is 🥹♥️

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Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)