The Hilarious Church EPS 63 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 63 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

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Today on Christian Rizz 😂 
But please if the person you are about to rizz like this has big head, you might want to rethink it oo 😭 

I know for sure I'm not the only one that has had meaningless dreams before 😂, make it worse by waking up and not being able to remember the dream.
It's amazing though, how dreams make the occurrences feel very okay and normal but it is the most dumbest unimaginable thing ever 😭

Regardless, even in the nonsense some times, God sends us a message and we just have to see right through the giant cat sitting in the middle of the road 😂 that is in china in America.

It doesn't matter really who you are, or what you have done or what you are doing. The Church is likened to a hospital, it is the sick that needs to be in attendance so they can get well and go through the healing process. You don't go to the hospital when you are perfectly fine (asides check ups, but that's not the point). You also don't have to wait till you are a perfect human before God for you to go to church no!!! God wants you to come as you are, grow in him, get to know him and understand him more and inside the gathering of his people would you grow to attain perfection 

I really can just imagine 😂😭..Like really Jonah baby, of all lies? Do I look like a dumb chicken to you?
But then girls let's talk😂, knowing all the prophets and great men in the Bible and all the escapades they had with God....as a wife!!😂 Would you have been a supportive wife? 
Your husband wakes up one day and tells you God asked him to build an ark and He is about to flood the earth and he takes over a 100 years building it and nothing is happening still..won't you just think he is insane 😭 and would you even listen to him in the first place 😭..build an ark Noah and get every person and animal in it ?? If I was Noah's wife I would have actually given him a manual reset😭.
But I believe generally as a partner to someone, of cus having God in the picture to show the light and show you the truth, we should try our best to be supportive, there is nothing that can be more dangerous than having partners who tear down ones dreams or being a stumbling block in the path of ones dreams.
Be the best supporter you can be to your spouse, children, siblings, parents, friends and whoever genuinely needs that support.
Be the reason why they thank God they could achieve that dream.

Asides the fact that Solomon was king, let's agree that he had to be the best rizzler and sweet talker and that added to his advantage in having that insane number of women all to himself.
Shakespeare had nothing on King Solly😂

Guys,I'm sorry but there is still more to come...we all haven't seen nothing yet. This is just the tip of the ice berg. Bad and worse stuffs are on its way. There is no running away from it, but you could avoid the worse of it by making the rapture, and how can you make the rapture, by accepting Jesus Christ today and being like Jesus....in short be very far away from sin as possible while identifying with Jesus.

So because non believers don't believe in Jesus doesn't mean we should be hostile to them or treat them any less than we would treat other believers in Christ. Jesus taught us to love, He didn't say love particular people, no he said love your neighbor as yourself and who is your neighbor; it's the next person right by you, not just your house neighbor 😂... everyone around us regardless of their ethnicity, religion or status in the society.
Mark 12:31 AMP
[31] This is the second: ‘You shall [unselfishly] love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no other commandment greater than these.”

Really, so many times people we have disliked or we currently dislike are based on hearsay..we never confirmed the info and just went with what we heard and then there is Jesus who KNOWS the messy things we have done or are doing and doesn't dislike us for it. 
So who are we to dislike another based on unconfirmed truths when Jesus still loves us based on confirmed truths about us. You better drop that grudge and dislike rn against that person. It's either you let it go from your full chest or go talk it out with the person, of cus with the intention of not having a negative feeling inside you after the conversation 😂

He can never get tired Darlings..but of cus it doesn't mean you should now keep on driving off the edge cause what if you die in the process?? It becomes too late 😭 😂
But in short ..God will never get tired of picking you up wherever and whenever you fall.

He who is wise, let him hear.
When Peter focused on Jesus initially he was walking well on water, but when he started focusing on the storm instead of Jesus, what happened to him? He started sinking into the water.
I don't need much words to tell you that Jesus is the focus, so you don't sink, who wants to sink?? Well defs not me!!!

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)