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Sunday, September 15, 2024

The Hilarious Church EPS 70 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  πŸ˜˜WELCOME BACK TO EPS 70 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Thank you for dropping by, you deserve a reward. Just drop your name in the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚, don't thank me. 

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Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜„

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Thank you 

Don't give yourself blood pressure and don't let it raise your anxiety levels unnecessarily πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
It's literally now in God's hands 😭 
If you see it you see it 😭
And if it perish,
It perish 😭
(Sincere apologies to the perished categories😭)


Lord it was me with this beans yesterday afternoon, the beans last night and with me again this morning 😭🀣

I guess now we can easily identify wicked people πŸ˜‚
(Suddenly remembers my parents early morning jog..oh noo😭 πŸ˜‚)

Christian Rizz for you today πŸ˜‚

DON'T GET HIGH ON DRUGS
GET HIGH ON JESUS 

Just like the way FRI-END is spelled with an END.
Friends will come and go (I'm not saying that cause of this now you shouldn't be a good friend  to someone and not have friends ooo, allow me to be poetic in peace πŸ˜‚)
Friends can fail you no matter how excellent they might be, but JESUS will never fail you.
Friends can get bored and tired of you and your situations/problems but Jesus is always eager to hear you out and help you through your situation.


1 Peter 5:7 AMP
[7] casting all your cares [all your anxieties, all your worries, and all your concerns, once and for all] on Him, for He cares about you [with deepest affection, and watches over you very carefully].

We all like freedom. 
Nobody likes to carry baggages, be it physical baggage, emotional baggage, spiritual baggage and other kind of baggages.
You can give someone to carry them all for you and sort them out for you, it's not for you to carry.
Why don't you ease yourself off the baggage by casting it all on Jesus.
Trust me after giving it all to him you won't have to collect it back again, cause they will all be sorted.

Knowing you can't handle the baggage by yourself, knowing you can do little and achieve nothing by yourself but only by God.
The backing God gives is more than enough for you to conquer all.
Only God's backing, no other backing can accomplish anything.



Luke 9:26 AMP
[26] For whoever is ashamed [here and now] of Me and My words, the Son of Man will be ashamed of him when He comes in His glory and the glory of the [heavenly] Father and of the holy angels.

In short if you no look God now with pride in him, He no go look your side.

Honestly πŸ˜‚, Believe it or not Jesus is coming soon. Everybody will witness it, even the dead will witness it πŸ˜‚ there is no escaping it for anyone.
You are not safe πŸ˜‚, except you are a child of God, Judgement will find you πŸ˜‚ 🫡🏾

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Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)


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