The Hilarious Church EPS 71 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 71 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

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Aggressive Jumpers into conclusions are Josephs Brothers 😭

I'd actually love to interview the Three of them and just know how they felt at that moment. Oh the Vindication, oh the rescue, oh the fly, oh the swell.
The Furnace Benders, I believe one of them should have at least been given minister of furnace control 😭

#Looks everywhere but God's eyes, while scratching my head#
Incase you are also one asking this question, get to know what's being a distraction to you and ask God for the grace to deal with it so you can cover up the gap between you and God.

Dear Future Husband, I've been giving you hints😂...these are the little ways I'll know you are the one.

Yea yea, lay all the excuses in the world of whatever sort, Just come to church Loveling, we will listen to you afterwards 😂.

Okay if we actually look at it this way 😂 that's massive.
He's been talking a lot of time to prepare a place for us (which He is almost done with by the way, cause He is coming soon, even though He still said this 2000 plus years ago😂). Which of cus shows two peculiar things, you know how when you are expecting important guests and all you go extra mile to prepare the house for their coming, it's most likely based on the importance of the guest that you will put in so much to prepare for their arrival. In this same manner we are super duper important to God He is talking this long to make everything perfect and Classy for our arrival.
Secondly, just imagine how perfectly planned, organized and well orchestrated Heaven must be just because we are coming. Imagine taking that much time to just make sure a place looks perfectly perfect, it must be insanely beautiful and just cause He is expecting very important people which is us.
You wouldn't want to miss such a perfectly planned event that was planned for you specially.
The first step to not missing it is Giving your life to Jesus and making your ways straight out with Him.
Don't miss Heaven Lovelings,
Please not for anything in this world, they are all not worth it.

Okay hear it said "Offended them with the truth" not just offended them for some reasons we don't know about 😭 and by truth it means the truth of God, so please don't go and be doing I said the blunt and blatant truth abi how do they use to say it 😭.
Talking about normal truths now, you know you can always say the truth to a person with wisdom without hurting the person's feelings enough for him to consider his or her self worth and all, tell people truths in love and not in ignorance and arrogance to their feelings.
But Jesus offending them with the truth in this case is God truths, Gospel Truths. No one wanted to hear that Jesus was the Son of God and no one comes through the father except through Him.
So don't be afraid to offend anyone as long as you offend them to heaven (by telling them the truth about Jesus) you are all good and guess what?
You will be rewarded for this kind of offense 😂♥️

The perfect brain to body interaction 😂.
Really, we can kill ourselves on so many things but there is little we can do by ourselves, Jesus will take care of it all for you, He loves you that much.
But First, remember you have to give yourself to him and also give the problems to Him

In the turbulent time, in the time when you feel like you are at your lowest, in times you feel the loneliest, in times you feel it's the end of the world, in times when you cry unto God the most and it feels like He is not hearing you, it's when He hears you the loudest and He is working and making everything to work out perfectly at the right timing for you. Like I explained in the 6th meme, it takes time to create something perfectly perfect and your future is too glorious to be taken lightly. As a form of compensation though, He rewards you with extra credits and jara for the turmoil you had to go through, and one great thing about God's rewards and extra credits is that they erase all the painful memories of the waiting stages. You will remember the waiting stages yes but the pain and agony you felt will be gone and forgotten.

JOY IS GREATEST WHEN SHARED!!!