The Hilarious Church EPS 72 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 72 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

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Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

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Can I hear someone shout Hallelujah 😂🙌🏾

Literally and figuratively this is gonna be you when you lean on your own understanding and not Jesus. (Lean cause She literally leaned on the ladder and fell😂..good one? No? Okay ...I'll just go now)

Proverbs 3:5 AMP
[5] Trust in and rely confidently on the Lord with all your heart And do not rely on your own insight or understanding.

I don't know when we will get to understand and fully realize that our own understanding can do us nothing, wouldn't you want to rely on someone who knows the end from the beginning, our very own future/fortune teller (in the worldly term), than you who doesn't know what's going to happen in the next 1 second. Between yourself and a great and certified fortune teller who would you really believe and trust?

Jesus is our own fortune teller, and he has asked us to rely on him with all our heart.
So why don't you try it and avoid falling off the ladder.
🎙️Ladder ladder oooo🎶
🔊Our Lord Jesus is our ladder🎤 😂
(Singing this with every igboness😂)

And that ladies and gentlemen is why I look fit and don't exercise 😂😂
So many people know I walk a lot ..well here is the deeper secret😂
Wondering how I always look this in shape? Cause I always walk  (with Jesus by my side....if i hear someone say prayer walk I'll flog somebody 😂)

I'll be doing plastic surgery and be changing my face each year so I can come back to have a dive...I mean be baptised😭..cause what do you mean you have a whole water park for baptisms😂

Ask Him or Her today if they are staying for the second service....I have given you all some love language hints 😂, if you have heard this or will hear it, then you are one step closer to tying the knot😂
You will thank me on your wedding day oo and I deserve high table for all these my back breaking efforts 😂

What she said 😂!!!
And really it depends on how you look at the body of the church (which I will explain further in the next post).
Really, we might regard it as not so important to go to church to make it to heaven in which you aren't totally wrong, some of us classify ourselves as not really churchy, in which you aren't judged for it either, but certainly doesn't it help??
There are a lot of things we can't figure out by ourselves until we get to bond with other believers of Christ.

Hebrews 10:25 AMP
[25] not forsaking our meeting together [as believers for worship and instruction], as is the habit of some, but encouraging one another; and all the more [faithfully] as you see the day [of Christ’s return] approaching.

A lot will keep happening to us as followers of Christ and the church is meant to serve as an encouragement and a push through all that situation so we can be able to overcome. Having more than just yourself to pray for your case or having people being genuinely concerned about your entirety is nice don't you think? Or listening to that encouragement and word of wisdom from someone who has probably been through and overcame the same situation you are in will be really nice.
We all want and need that connection with people wether we want to believe it or not.

Further explaining the top post, Church is a family you belong to.
Once we all realize that the church is meant to be a big fat loving family. A place of safety and comfort, a place where we know when we go to, we will be able to get peace and sanity.
It's sad that the church in general isn't like this body of Christ family that the Bible would have loved it to be and that's why we have so many people who would rather die in their turmoil than go to the church, so many people who would rather be alone than mingle with other Christians.
If every single one of us no exceptions, will genuinely be Christ-like and leave every form of judgement, two facedness, betrayal and fruits of satan in the pit of hell where it belongs to, just imagine how wonderful the church family will be.
It will basically be like a mini heaven, we will get to be experiencing heaven literally on earth.
But unfortunately some people prefer violence and  insist on saying no to peace.

God saying YES to your prayers is a blessing,
God saying WAIT to your prayers is a blessing,
God Saying NO to your prayers is a blessing (annoyingly 😂),
And God himself taking away what you have is also a blessing.
How you might ask? I don't have the answer to that but God being the OMNISCIENT knows all.
And best believe if it was God who did it himself then He did it for the best reasons only He is aware of but sadly not us.
So many times if we could see the danger God is protecting us from, we would actually ask why he didn't put even more restrictions on us 😂 and take more away from us or made us wait even longer 😂.
But just best believe that if God is the one personally on your case then you literally have no reason at all to be afraid, as painful, annoying and frustrating as it can be.

Emphasising the post earlier,
When you pray, then you wait to hear and see what God replies you with and at the end trust that the answer he has given you, either Yes, No, or keep waiting is the best he has in store for you. Learn to appreciate Him for actually answering and having your best interest at heart and not complaining at all.

And it's not arguable!!!

Thank you for scrolling through till the end. Please share and tell someone about Christ today, let us all build a healthy Christian life and community together.

Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)