The Hilarious Church EPS 105(My Sunday Christian Memes)

 Hey Lovelings,

Today we will be talking about grief and the best way to remedy it.

Our Hearts goes out to all who are in so much grief, I pray that God gives you all perfect healing and comfort.

Jesus loves you and we do also♥️

John 11:35 AMP
[35] Jesus wept.

There is nothing that we are going through on the face of this earth that God doesn't understand.
He who knows all and can give peace beyond all human understanding, will give you the sure peace and comfort you need to overcome this phase of grief. 

God Knows.
As hard as it is to accept, He knows when it happened and why He allowed it to happen. Just as He allowed His own Son to be nailed and crucified for a greater purpose beyond human understanding, so also does He know and understand why everything happens the way it does.

John 3:16 AMP
[16] “For God so [greatly] loved and dearly prized the world, that He [even] gave His [One and] only begotten Son, so that whoever believes and trusts in Him [as Savior] shall not perish, but have eternal life.

"Grief is a passage, not a place to stay"
Once we understand this, with the help of God, we will be able to overcome it.

Philippians 4:7 AMP
[7] And the peace of God [that peace which reassures the heart, that peace] which transcends all understanding, [that peace which] stands guard over your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus [is yours].

Only Jesus can give the kind of peace that comforts in moments of grief. Why not call upon Him for the peace He desires you to have — the very peace you truly need?"

Psalms 73:26 AMP
[26] My flesh and my heart may fail, But God is the rock and strength of my heart and my portion forever.

1 Corinthians 15:55 AMP
[55] O death, where is your victory? O death, where is your sting?”

1 Thessalonians 4:13-18 AMP
[13] Now we do not want you to be uninformed, believers, about those who are asleep [in death], so that you will not grieve [for them] as the others do who have no hope [beyond this present life].

[14] For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again [as in fact He did], even so God [in this same way—by raising them from the dead] will bring with Him those [believers] who have fallen asleep in Jesus.

[15] For we say this to you by the Lord’s [own] word, that we who are still alive and remain until the coming of the Lord, will in no way precede [into His presence] those [believers] who have fallen asleep [in death].

 [16] For the Lord Himself will come down from heaven with a shout of command, with the voice of the archangel and with the [blast of the] trumpet of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first.

[17] Then we who are alive and remain [on the earth] will simultaneously be caught up (raptured) together with them [the resurrected ones] in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air, and so we will always be with the Lord!

 [18] Therefore comfort and encourage one another with these words [concerning our reunion with believers who have died].

Romans 8:28 AMP
[28] And we know [with great confidence] that God [who is deeply concerned about us] causes all things to work together [as a plan] for good for those who love God, to those who are called according to His plan and purpose.

The Best and Only Option 

And He has got you even tighter than a glue could.

The Hilarious Church EPS 104(My Sunday Christian Memes)

 Hello Lovelings,

It's Sunnddaaayyyyyyy

Christian View:You wouldn't just walk past a painting and say, 'Wow, impressive—this masterpiece painted itself!' Likewise, if a house suddenly appeared in the middle of nowhere, you'd probably start looking for the builders instead of assuming the bricks had a secret meeting and decided to stack themselves. So yeah, the universe didn’t just throw itself together like a chaotic DIY project gone right—there’s gotta be a creator behind the scenes!"  

Atheist View: The universe is basically the ultimate ‘DIY gone right’—no instructions, no designer, just a bunch of chaotic ingredients somehow mixing together perfectly.
Who needs a blueprint when randomness is out here doing miracles like a cosmic chef tossing ingredients together and accidentally inventing something magnificent?

 Dear Atheists, the universe has a creator, who is ever loving, caring and beautiful. He loves us so much and yes we love Him too and worship Him.

Genesis 1:1 AMP
[1] In the beginning God (Elohim) created [by forming from nothing] the heavens and the earth.

I want to believe that during the moment of the Egyptian plagues, God must have created extra animals impromptu, cause what do you mean all those frogs, flies and locust just appeared in sync from all over the earth at that particular time to make an infestation.

The locust then would have been nice to eat though, cause they would have been fattened well from eating all those crops😭

The kind of threat I like😂♥️,
He is not asking you if he can or not, He does and that's on period.
It's left to us now to make that love work for us, by giving our lives to Him.

That is literally me always ready to jump at anything 😭 thankfully the Trinity is holding me down well with the leash of salvation, cause I would have been a terrorist a very big terrorist.

I know for a fact that He face palms on my case at least twice a day😂

Just like we discussed last week, Jesus never leaves, it's always us who drifts away, He is always there waiting for us where we left Him to hang alone. And anytime you are ready to keep moving in the right direction with Him, He is more than happy to move again in the right direction with you.
Don't be afraid He left, turn back He is still there.

Hebrews 13:5b AMP
[5] for He has said, “I will never [under any circumstances] desert you [nor give you up nor leave you without support, nor will I in any degree leave you helpless], nor will I forsake or let you down or relax My hold on you [assuredly not]!” 

Matthew 11:28 AMP
[28] “Come to Me, all who are weary and heavily burdened [by religious rituals that provide no peace], and I will give you rest [refreshing your souls with salvation].

I don't know about you, but me I love resting a lot, and no that's not laziness 😂.
In this world where catching a break feels like it's illegal and it's so tough to draw out time for yourself, talk about your mental health messing with you and even your physical strength is drained out of you. 
Who else to offer perfect rest in this crazy world than Jesus Christ Himself and He is ready to do it for free for you at no cost, cause he has paid the price for you already.
Why not book a session with Him today ? 

He already Notices your effort.
He sees you, He is rooting for you like crazy 

So don't give up, keep working hard, hard work makes the dream work and one day just like in the eyes of God, you will get the recognition you fully deserve even in the eyes of men

A graphical Image of Jesus rooting for you and being the best cheer leader any one can ever ask for.

The Hilarious Church EPS 103(My Sunday Christian Memes)

 Ahh, the joy of being back with you🥳____#squealing  

May this new week be sprinkled with all things wonderful for both of us. And one day, I do hope we can sit down for a proper British tea time—#in a high British accent#—with a doughnut 🍩 and a fine cup of tea.  

But until then, let’s keep munching on our spiritual doughnuts—not the ones swimming in the deep blue sea, but the ones filled with the Word of God! 😂🙏

Well this Jesus is very Adventurous 
I can just imagine walking past that every day, feeling like Jesus is side-eyeing me, ready to take drastic measures if I don’t behave.  

Talk about divine pressure—like a holy reminder that I better stay on the straight and narrow path, or else... He might just take the leap! 😭  

Whoever put that up definitely had a vision, but whether it’s inspiring or mildly terrifying is up for debate! 😂

 #making hissing noises#....I plead the fifth

Also add:
How to start godly Ajo with zero interest rates.
How to set up an NGO.
Ajo or cooperative? Which is more halal

Bad dum Tss 🥁 

😂😂The Holy Spirit is like that one friend who never forgets—always pulling out the receipts like, "Remember that time in 2017 when you said you wouldn’t do that again? Mm-hmm, let’s talk about it."😭  

But honestly, what a blessing it is to have that divine bodyguard, detective, and interrogator all in one! He’s there to protect, investigate, and check us when we start acting out. It’s like having a heavenly security detail making sure we don’t wander into chaos.  

And even when He pulls our ears, it’s all love—because He’s guiding us toward the best, godly decisions.
 So yeah, sometimes it’s "Oya Holy spirit, I’m sorry now, just let it slide!" but deep down, we know it’s for our good. 🙏🏾😂

Once again Satan you are a waste of life and you should honestly sincerely give up.

Matthew 4:10 AMP
[10] Then Jesus said to him, “Go away, Satan! For it is written and forever remains written, ‘You shall worship the Lord your God, and serve Him only.’ ”

Exactly! What’s the point of flexing about riches if, at the end of the day, you’re still living like you’ve got nothing? It’s like claiming to own a fleet of luxury cars but still walking everywhere on foot, 🚶‍♂️😂  Or having designer brands and wearing rags🥲💔

Same goes for scripture—knowing it is great, but living it is what truly matters. You can ace the theory all you want, but if your practicals are non-existent, what’s the proof that you actually understand what you’ve memorized?  

Christianity isn’t just about talking the talk—it’s about walking the walk. So don’t just be a scripture parrot, be a scripture practitioner! 🙌🔥

Matthew 16:15 AMP
[15] He said to them, “But who do you say that I am?”

Who is Jesus to You?
 Jesus is exactly who you allow Him to be in your life. If He’s just a distant acquaintance, then that’s all He’ll be to you. But if He’s your ride or die, your best friend, your Father, then best believe He’s got you covered day and night! 🙌  

It’s like having VIP access to the greatest protector, provider, and guide—but if you never use the pass, you’re missing out on the full experience. Why settle for a roadside neighbor when you can have the King of Kings walking with you every step of the way?  

So yeah, hand Him the keys! Let Him take the wheel, because honestly, who better to take care of you than Jesus Himself?🚗✨
Once again, Who is Jesus to you?
 

Amen to that! 🙌 Jesus is that one friend who sticks closer than glue—through the highs, the lows, the embarrassing moments, and even the times when we feel like we’ve completely messed up. 

Even when we let go of His hand, He never lets go of us. Yes, He corrects us when we stray, but His love remains unshaken. His arms are always outstretched, waiting for us to turn back, repent, and walk with Him again. 

No matter how far we feel, God NEVER leaves us nor forsakes us—not even under the worst circumstances. His grip on us is firm, His love is unwavering, and His presence is constant.  

So if you ever feel lost, just remember: Jesus is right there, waiting for you to call on Him again. ❤️🔥

Hebrews 13:5b AMP
[5] for He has said, “I will never [under any circumstances] desert you [nor give you up nor leave you without support, nor will I in any degree leave you helpless], nor will I forsake or let you down or relax My hold on you [assuredly not]!”

Luke 8:43-44 AMP
[43] And a woman who had [suffered from] a hemorrhage for twelve years [and had spent all her money on physicians], and could not be healed by anyone, [44] came up behind Him and touched the fringe of His outer robe, and immediately her bleeding stopped.

I really don't know what it is that you are going through, you need just the touch of him in that aspect, it could be your health, it could be in your finances, your relationship, your career and other things I didn't mention but if you just believe that one touch can rectify everything, it can. I pray and believe God with you that the little touch you have been waiting for, you will receive and it will be made whole again in Jesus Name. Amen.

The Hilarious Church EPS 102(My Sunday Christian Memes)

Hello Lovelings, it's another beautiful day to be happy in the presence of God

Seek his face and open his book!!!
Opening his book being the key point here.
It's a very necessary step in discovering, knowing and understanding the word of God.
Yes your pastor is "anointed by God" he speaks and you listen, but how much of fact checking have you done to verify these "truths" in which he speaks!!!.
We are humans and we make mistakes, they are not above mistakes, misunderstandings and misinterpretations.
"The Holy spirit does not make mistakes" very true but how sure are you that your pastor actually has the holy spirit?
Did God call him or did he call God?😂

Everything you do FOR THE LORD is called worship.
I REPEAT EVERYTHING YOU DO FOR THE LORD IS WORSHIP!!!
Emphasis on For the Lord!!!
So because you go to church 9 days in a week out of the 7 and all I do is stand by my street and share tracts, or cause you sing in the choir, you are an usher, you are in the drama unit and all I do is come to church one Saturday and clean the premises does not make you a bigger person, neither does it make me.
But anything we do with heartfelt sincerity and reverence in the name of serving God is worship unto Him.
Let God be the judge of how we worship him and not Man.

John 4:23-24 AMP
[23] But a time is coming and is already here when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit [from the heart, the inner self] and in truth; for the Father seeks such people to be His worshipers. [24] God is spirit [the Source of life, yet invisible to mankind], and those who worship Him must worship in spirit and truth.”

This summarises that our worship should be in spirit and truth.

Yes, so many classes of godliness are actually very hard to do and emulate, but we cannot do one and leave the other, when we do that we have deficiencies resulting from the lack of the class of godliness we didn't have.
It is very important for us to have a balanced diet, so we can be strong, healthy and active Christians.
With the help and grace of God, which is the number one thing we require to be able to do all things through Him who strengthens us, we can and will be able to work in the balanced diet of godliness needed to be the desired Christians we ought to be.

Sometimes I go "Guy you won't understand" 😭, then I laugh😂, cause what is it that God can not understand about my life that He is in control of??😂

In summary, do and behave exactly how you want God to show you off on the day of Judgement in terms of showing him off in your day to day life on earth.

I mean it's all fine and good, heros are not always appreciated in their city, and because we are heroes we won't stop trying to save you, wether you like it or not 

Really, that's why we are all here.
The church is like a hospital, the sick go there to check in with the doctors, carry out some tests, know whatever is bugging them and get some medications that will help with their cure, meanwhile the healthy ones keeping checking in on their health status to know if they are still healthy, developing new symptoms or know where they need to work on more.
All the while, the healthy ones do not judge or make fun of the sick people in the hospital instead they have compassion on them 

Same with the church, the sick which are the sinners in this case, come in to the church, they listen to how a healthy Christian life is supposed to be, they figure out they are not living a healthy life and they are sick (sinners), ask for Jesus into their lives to cleanse them of all iniquities, study Gods word (the medications) and learn how they can be better people and constantly live on that word day in and day out so they can live healthy Christian lives. Meanwhile the healthy Christians show up to constantly check in on their Christian health to see if they are still in check in healthy Christian living or if they are slipping and if they are, they get back right with God.

Likewise in the church the strong ones shouldn't and are not expected to make fun of or judge the sinners but instead share God's love, Godly advice and give their support to the struggling Christians so they can be able to grow well in Christ.

No matter your circumstance you can actually take a nap.
I'm glad I understand this and make the most out of it 😭.
Going with spirituality, if you are in God's presence, there would be peace and once you have peace in Christ even in the midst of the raging storms that life might throw at you, you will be calm and trust in the Lord.

That's my designer right there
Proudly wearing God Made

In case you have all been wondering what makes me look absolutely Gorgeous 🤭

All for the Glory of God, not for yourself, not for man or for whatever it might be I don't know.
But all for the Glory of Baba God