The Hilarious Church EPS 103(My Sunday Christian Memes)

 Ahh, the joy of being back with you🥳____#squealing  

May this new week be sprinkled with all things wonderful for both of us. And one day, I do hope we can sit down for a proper British tea time—#in a high British accent#—with a doughnut 🍩 and a fine cup of tea.  

But until then, let’s keep munching on our spiritual doughnuts—not the ones swimming in the deep blue sea, but the ones filled with the Word of God! 😂🙏

Well this Jesus is very Adventurous 
I can just imagine walking past that every day, feeling like Jesus is side-eyeing me, ready to take drastic measures if I don’t behave.  

Talk about divine pressure—like a holy reminder that I better stay on the straight and narrow path, or else... He might just take the leap! 😭  

Whoever put that up definitely had a vision, but whether it’s inspiring or mildly terrifying is up for debate! 😂

 #making hissing noises#....I plead the fifth

Also add:
How to start godly Ajo with zero interest rates.
How to set up an NGO.
Ajo or cooperative? Which is more halal

Bad dum Tss 🥁 

😂😂The Holy Spirit is like that one friend who never forgets—always pulling out the receipts like, "Remember that time in 2017 when you said you wouldn’t do that again? Mm-hmm, let’s talk about it."😭  

But honestly, what a blessing it is to have that divine bodyguard, detective, and interrogator all in one! He’s there to protect, investigate, and check us when we start acting out. It’s like having a heavenly security detail making sure we don’t wander into chaos.  

And even when He pulls our ears, it’s all love—because He’s guiding us toward the best, godly decisions.
 So yeah, sometimes it’s "Oya Holy spirit, I’m sorry now, just let it slide!" but deep down, we know it’s for our good. 🙏🏾😂

Once again Satan you are a waste of life and you should honestly sincerely give up.

Matthew 4:10 AMP
[10] Then Jesus said to him, “Go away, Satan! For it is written and forever remains written, ‘You shall worship the Lord your God, and serve Him only.’ ”

Exactly! What’s the point of flexing about riches if, at the end of the day, you’re still living like you’ve got nothing? It’s like claiming to own a fleet of luxury cars but still walking everywhere on foot, 🚶‍♂️😂  Or having designer brands and wearing rags🥲💔

Same goes for scripture—knowing it is great, but living it is what truly matters. You can ace the theory all you want, but if your practicals are non-existent, what’s the proof that you actually understand what you’ve memorized?  

Christianity isn’t just about talking the talk—it’s about walking the walk. So don’t just be a scripture parrot, be a scripture practitioner! 🙌🔥

Matthew 16:15 AMP
[15] He said to them, “But who do you say that I am?”

Who is Jesus to You?
 Jesus is exactly who you allow Him to be in your life. If He’s just a distant acquaintance, then that’s all He’ll be to you. But if He’s your ride or die, your best friend, your Father, then best believe He’s got you covered day and night! 🙌  

It’s like having VIP access to the greatest protector, provider, and guide—but if you never use the pass, you’re missing out on the full experience. Why settle for a roadside neighbor when you can have the King of Kings walking with you every step of the way?  

So yeah, hand Him the keys! Let Him take the wheel, because honestly, who better to take care of you than Jesus Himself?🚗✨
Once again, Who is Jesus to you?
 

Amen to that! 🙌 Jesus is that one friend who sticks closer than glue—through the highs, the lows, the embarrassing moments, and even the times when we feel like we’ve completely messed up. 

Even when we let go of His hand, He never lets go of us. Yes, He corrects us when we stray, but His love remains unshaken. His arms are always outstretched, waiting for us to turn back, repent, and walk with Him again. 

No matter how far we feel, God NEVER leaves us nor forsakes us—not even under the worst circumstances. His grip on us is firm, His love is unwavering, and His presence is constant.  

So if you ever feel lost, just remember: Jesus is right there, waiting for you to call on Him again. ❤️🔥

Hebrews 13:5b AMP
[5] for He has said, “I will never [under any circumstances] desert you [nor give you up nor leave you without support, nor will I in any degree leave you helpless], nor will I forsake or let you down or relax My hold on you [assuredly not]!”

Luke 8:43-44 AMP
[43] And a woman who had [suffered from] a hemorrhage for twelve years [and had spent all her money on physicians], and could not be healed by anyone, [44] came up behind Him and touched the fringe of His outer robe, and immediately her bleeding stopped.

I really don't know what it is that you are going through, you need just the touch of him in that aspect, it could be your health, it could be in your finances, your relationship, your career and other things I didn't mention but if you just believe that one touch can rectify everything, it can. I pray and believe God with you that the little touch you have been waiting for, you will receive and it will be made whole again in Jesus Name. Amen.