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Sunday, May 18, 2025

The Hilarious Church EPS 104(My Sunday Christian Memes)

 Hello Lovelings,

It's Sunnddaaayyyyyyy



Christian View:You wouldn't just walk past a painting and say, 'Wow, impressive—this masterpiece painted itself!' Likewise, if a house suddenly appeared in the middle of nowhere, you'd probably start looking for the builders instead of assuming the bricks had a secret meeting and decided to stack themselves. So yeah, the universe didn’t just throw itself together like a chaotic DIY project gone right—there’s gotta be a creator behind the scenes!"  

Atheist View: The universe is basically the ultimate ‘DIY gone right’—no instructions, no designer, just a bunch of chaotic ingredients somehow mixing together perfectly.
Who needs a blueprint when randomness is out here doing miracles like a cosmic chef tossing ingredients together and accidentally inventing something magnificent?

 Dear Atheists, the universe has a creator, who is ever loving, caring and beautiful. He loves us so much and yes we love Him too and worship Him.

Genesis 1:1 AMP
[1] In the beginning God (Elohim) created [by forming from nothing] the heavens and the earth.


I want to believe that during the moment of the Egyptian plagues, God must have created extra animals impromptu, cause what do you mean all those frogs, flies and locust just appeared in sync from all over the earth at that particular time to make an infestation.

The locust then would have been nice to eat though, cause they would have been fattened well from eating all those crops😭

The kind of threat I like😂♥️,
He is not asking you if he can or not, He does and that's on period.
It's left to us now to make that love work for us, by giving our lives to Him.

That is literally me always ready to jump at anything 😭 thankfully the Trinity is holding me down well with the leash of salvation, cause I would have been a terrorist a very big terrorist.

I know for a fact that He face palms on my case at least twice a day😂

Just like we discussed last week, Jesus never leaves, it's always us who drifts away, He is always there waiting for us where we left Him to hang alone. And anytime you are ready to keep moving in the right direction with Him, He is more than happy to move again in the right direction with you.
Don't be afraid He left, turn back He is still there.

Hebrews 13:5b AMP
[5] for He has said, “I will never [under any circumstances] desert you [nor give you up nor leave you without support, nor will I in any degree leave you helpless], nor will I forsake or let you down or relax My hold on you [assuredly not]!” 

Matthew 11:28 AMP
[28] “Come to Me, all who are weary and heavily burdened [by religious rituals that provide no peace], and I will give you rest [refreshing your souls with salvation].

I don't know about you, but me I love resting a lot, and no that's not laziness 😂.
In this world where catching a break feels like it's illegal and it's so tough to draw out time for yourself, talk about your mental health messing with you and even your physical strength is drained out of you. 
Who else to offer perfect rest in this crazy world than Jesus Christ Himself and He is ready to do it for free for you at no cost, cause he has paid the price for you already.
Why not book a session with Him today ? 

He already Notices your effort.
He sees you, He is rooting for you like crazy 

So don't give up, keep working hard, hard work makes the dream work and one day just like in the eyes of God, you will get the recognition you fully deserve even in the eyes of men

A graphical Image of Jesus rooting for you and being the best cheer leader any one can ever ask for.



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