The Hilarious Church EPS 72 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 72 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

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Can I hear someone shout Hallelujah 😂🙌🏾

Literally and figuratively this is gonna be you when you lean on your own understanding and not Jesus. (Lean cause She literally leaned on the ladder and fell😂..good one? No? Okay ...I'll just go now)

Proverbs 3:5 AMP
[5] Trust in and rely confidently on the Lord with all your heart And do not rely on your own insight or understanding.

I don't know when we will get to understand and fully realize that our own understanding can do us nothing, wouldn't you want to rely on someone who knows the end from the beginning, our very own future/fortune teller (in the worldly term), than you who doesn't know what's going to happen in the next 1 second. Between yourself and a great and certified fortune teller who would you really believe and trust?

Jesus is our own fortune teller, and he has asked us to rely on him with all our heart.
So why don't you try it and avoid falling off the ladder.
🎙️Ladder ladder oooo🎶
🔊Our Lord Jesus is our ladder🎤 😂
(Singing this with every igboness😂)

And that ladies and gentlemen is why I look fit and don't exercise 😂😂
So many people know I walk a lot ..well here is the deeper secret😂
Wondering how I always look this in shape? Cause I always walk  (with Jesus by my side....if i hear someone say prayer walk I'll flog somebody 😂)

I'll be doing plastic surgery and be changing my face each year so I can come back to have a dive...I mean be baptised😭..cause what do you mean you have a whole water park for baptisms😂

Ask Him or Her today if they are staying for the second service....I have given you all some love language hints 😂, if you have heard this or will hear it, then you are one step closer to tying the knot😂
You will thank me on your wedding day oo and I deserve high table for all these my back breaking efforts 😂

What she said 😂!!!
And really it depends on how you look at the body of the church (which I will explain further in the next post).
Really, we might regard it as not so important to go to church to make it to heaven in which you aren't totally wrong, some of us classify ourselves as not really churchy, in which you aren't judged for it either, but certainly doesn't it help??
There are a lot of things we can't figure out by ourselves until we get to bond with other believers of Christ.

Hebrews 10:25 AMP
[25] not forsaking our meeting together [as believers for worship and instruction], as is the habit of some, but encouraging one another; and all the more [faithfully] as you see the day [of Christ’s return] approaching.

A lot will keep happening to us as followers of Christ and the church is meant to serve as an encouragement and a push through all that situation so we can be able to overcome. Having more than just yourself to pray for your case or having people being genuinely concerned about your entirety is nice don't you think? Or listening to that encouragement and word of wisdom from someone who has probably been through and overcame the same situation you are in will be really nice.
We all want and need that connection with people wether we want to believe it or not.

Further explaining the top post, Church is a family you belong to.
Once we all realize that the church is meant to be a big fat loving family. A place of safety and comfort, a place where we know when we go to, we will be able to get peace and sanity.
It's sad that the church in general isn't like this body of Christ family that the Bible would have loved it to be and that's why we have so many people who would rather die in their turmoil than go to the church, so many people who would rather be alone than mingle with other Christians.
If every single one of us no exceptions, will genuinely be Christ-like and leave every form of judgement, two facedness, betrayal and fruits of satan in the pit of hell where it belongs to, just imagine how wonderful the church family will be.
It will basically be like a mini heaven, we will get to be experiencing heaven literally on earth.
But unfortunately some people prefer violence and  insist on saying no to peace.

God saying YES to your prayers is a blessing,
God saying WAIT to your prayers is a blessing,
God Saying NO to your prayers is a blessing (annoyingly 😂),
And God himself taking away what you have is also a blessing.
How you might ask? I don't have the answer to that but God being the OMNISCIENT knows all.
And best believe if it was God who did it himself then He did it for the best reasons only He is aware of but sadly not us.
So many times if we could see the danger God is protecting us from, we would actually ask why he didn't put even more restrictions on us 😂 and take more away from us or made us wait even longer 😂.
But just best believe that if God is the one personally on your case then you literally have no reason at all to be afraid, as painful, annoying and frustrating as it can be.

Emphasising the post earlier,
When you pray, then you wait to hear and see what God replies you with and at the end trust that the answer he has given you, either Yes, No, or keep waiting is the best he has in store for you. Learn to appreciate Him for actually answering and having your best interest at heart and not complaining at all.

And it's not arguable!!!

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Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)

The Hilarious Church EPS 71 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

 😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 71 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

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Aggressive Jumpers into conclusions are Josephs Brothers 😭

I'd actually love to interview the Three of them and just know how they felt at that moment. Oh the Vindication, oh the rescue, oh the fly, oh the swell.
The Furnace Benders, I believe one of them should have at least been given minister of furnace control 😭

#Looks everywhere but God's eyes, while scratching my head#
Incase you are also one asking this question, get to know what's being a distraction to you and ask God for the grace to deal with it so you can cover up the gap between you and God.

Dear Future Husband, I've been giving you hints😂...these are the little ways I'll know you are the one.

Yea yea, lay all the excuses in the world of whatever sort, Just come to church Loveling, we will listen to you afterwards 😂.

Okay if we actually look at it this way 😂 that's massive.
He's been talking a lot of time to prepare a place for us (which He is almost done with by the way, cause He is coming soon, even though He still said this 2000 plus years ago😂). Which of cus shows two peculiar things, you know how when you are expecting important guests and all you go extra mile to prepare the house for their coming, it's most likely based on the importance of the guest that you will put in so much to prepare for their arrival. In this same manner we are super duper important to God He is talking this long to make everything perfect and Classy for our arrival.
Secondly, just imagine how perfectly planned, organized and well orchestrated Heaven must be just because we are coming. Imagine taking that much time to just make sure a place looks perfectly perfect, it must be insanely beautiful and just cause He is expecting very important people which is us.
You wouldn't want to miss such a perfectly planned event that was planned for you specially.
The first step to not missing it is Giving your life to Jesus and making your ways straight out with Him.
Don't miss Heaven Lovelings,
Please not for anything in this world, they are all not worth it.

Okay hear it said "Offended them with the truth" not just offended them for some reasons we don't know about 😭 and by truth it means the truth of God, so please don't go and be doing I said the blunt and blatant truth abi how do they use to say it 😭.
Talking about normal truths now, you know you can always say the truth to a person with wisdom without hurting the person's feelings enough for him to consider his or her self worth and all, tell people truths in love and not in ignorance and arrogance to their feelings.
But Jesus offending them with the truth in this case is God truths, Gospel Truths. No one wanted to hear that Jesus was the Son of God and no one comes through the father except through Him.
So don't be afraid to offend anyone as long as you offend them to heaven (by telling them the truth about Jesus) you are all good and guess what?
You will be rewarded for this kind of offense 😂♥️

The perfect brain to body interaction 😂.
Really, we can kill ourselves on so many things but there is little we can do by ourselves, Jesus will take care of it all for you, He loves you that much.
But First, remember you have to give yourself to him and also give the problems to Him

In the turbulent time, in the time when you feel like you are at your lowest, in times you feel the loneliest, in times you feel it's the end of the world, in times when you cry unto God the most and it feels like He is not hearing you, it's when He hears you the loudest and He is working and making everything to work out perfectly at the right timing for you. Like I explained in the 6th meme, it takes time to create something perfectly perfect and your future is too glorious to be taken lightly. As a form of compensation though, He rewards you with extra credits and jara for the turmoil you had to go through, and one great thing about God's rewards and extra credits is that they erase all the painful memories of the waiting stages. You will remember the waiting stages yes but the pain and agony you felt will be gone and forgotten.

JOY IS GREATEST WHEN SHARED!!!

The Hilarious Church EPS 70 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

  😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 70 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Thank you for dropping by, you deserve a reward. Just drop your name in the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

Hilarious ways to know Jesus better and build a healthy Christian life,😌😄

Forgive all my typographical errors😭

Posting days are Sundays.🙊

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Don't give yourself blood pressure and don't let it raise your anxiety levels unnecessarily 😂😂
It's literally now in God's hands 😭 
If you see it you see it 😭
And if it perish,
It perish 😭
(Sincere apologies to the perished categories😭)

Lord it was me with this beans yesterday afternoon, the beans last night and with me again this morning 😭🤣

I guess now we can easily identify wicked people 😂
(Suddenly remembers my parents early morning jog..oh noo😭 😂)

Christian Rizz for you today 😂

DON'T GET HIGH ON DRUGS
GET HIGH ON JESUS 

Just like the way FRI-END is spelled with an END.
Friends will come and go (I'm not saying that cause of this now you shouldn't be a good friend  to someone and not have friends ooo, allow me to be poetic in peace 😂)
Friends can fail you no matter how excellent they might be, but JESUS will never fail you.
Friends can get bored and tired of you and your situations/problems but Jesus is always eager to hear you out and help you through your situation.

1 Peter 5:7 AMP
[7] casting all your cares [all your anxieties, all your worries, and all your concerns, once and for all] on Him, for He cares about you [with deepest affection, and watches over you very carefully].

We all like freedom. 
Nobody likes to carry baggages, be it physical baggage, emotional baggage, spiritual baggage and other kind of baggages.
You can give someone to carry them all for you and sort them out for you, it's not for you to carry.
Why don't you ease yourself off the baggage by casting it all on Jesus.
Trust me after giving it all to him you won't have to collect it back again, cause they will all be sorted.

Knowing you can't handle the baggage by yourself, knowing you can do little and achieve nothing by yourself but only by God.
The backing God gives is more than enough for you to conquer all.
Only God's backing, no other backing can accomplish anything.

Luke 9:26 AMP
[26] For whoever is ashamed [here and now] of Me and My words, the Son of Man will be ashamed of him when He comes in His glory and the glory of the [heavenly] Father and of the holy angels.

In short if you no look God now with pride in him, He no go look your side.

Honestly 😂, Believe it or not Jesus is coming soon. Everybody will witness it, even the dead will witness it 😂 there is no escaping it for anyone.
You are not safe 😂, except you are a child of God, Judgement will find you 😂 🫵🏾

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The Hilarious Church EPS 69 (My Sunday Christian Memes)

   😘WELCOME BACK TO EPS 69 OF MY SUNDAY CHRISTIAN MEMES A.K.A THE HILARIOUS CHURCH (THC)😘

Thank you for dropping by, you deserve a reward. Just drop your name in the comment section with what you want and I will pray on it for you 😭😂, don't thank me. 

 Credits to all the meme owners,💜

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Forgive all my typographical errors😭

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Today on Christian Rizz 😂 

AS SIMPLE AS THAT!!!
JESUS = PEACE
NO JESUS ❌= NO PEACE ❌

The easiest way to get out of a lot of tricky questions 😭... especially the ones that have abused this line on stylishly rejecting relationship proposals 😂

Oh Lovelings, the way the holy Spirit presses me down on my comebacks, He has me on a wrestling arm lock 😂😂.
Cause the way people would have collected 😭

Isn't Jesus the sweetest, yet he still loves us and that's why He came to die for us, to free us from our sins. Not many still understand the gravity of Jesus dying for us but I'll still always emphasize it any silly opportunity I get.
John 3:16 AMP
[16] “For God so [greatly] loved and dearly prized the world, that He [even] gave His [One and] only begotten Son, so that whoever believes and trusts in Him [as Savior] shall not perish, but have eternal life.

What if that tomorrow you are waiting for to get right with God never comes?
What if you die on the spot as you are making the decision to get right tomorrow and not at that moment?
The biggest lie the devil will ever tell you is this.
Treat Jesus like you are not gonna live for the next second.
It's in the period you are engrossed in sin and allowing it get the better part of you that the devil takes your life away from you for good and keeps you in his home..hell of cus, where there will be a forever weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Matthew 13:41-42 AMP

[41] The Son of Man will send out His angels, and they will gather out of His kingdom all things that offend [those things by which people are led into sin], and all who practice evil [leading others into sin], [42] and will throw them into the furnace of fire; in that place there will be weeping [over sorrow and pain] and grinding of teeth [over distress and anger].

God has told you this himself so why are you still in doubt?? And if you never knew this, then now you know !!!!

Well Said!!!

Matthew 5:16 AMP
[16] Let your light shine before men in such a way that they may see your good deeds and moral excellence, and [recognize and honor and] glorify your Father who is in heaven.

Hint: for those who are really shy to tell someone about Jesus (which is crazy, cause you shouldn't be shy about Jesus but anyways) let your life do the talking instead. Make them see Jesus in you and want to know more about Jesus through your lifestyle.

The one life action you can take that will never fail you.
TRUST IN GOD
Even in the worst of situations, in the most terrible and difficult moments, never stop trusting JESUS.
HE ALWAYS COMES THROUGH EVEN IF HE MIGHT NEVER MAKE IT OBVIOUS, HE DOES COME THROUGH, LOUDLY OR LOWKEY.

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Jesus loves you all... (but I still remain his favourite 😌)